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  1. #47
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    Quote Originally Posted by Daddy Rulz
    Is there a place you can fish where the pussy just jumps in the boat? There was this rich old fucker on Lake Travis that had a big assed boat that pussy would just jump in. I don't think he did to much fishing though.
    Daddy,

    Your in Buenos Aires, the pussy not only "jumps in the boat" here, you have to work like a "MotherFucker" to keep the pussy "Out of the boat" or you'll "Sink".

    In fact there might be more pussy here in B. A. than fish in San Martin. The mind plays tricks on us, when I'm home I can fish, but not Fuck, when I'm in B.A. I can Fuck, but not fish. Right now I wish I had another day or so in San martin, it was that good.

    Exon

  2. #46
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    Congrats on the trip, Sounds like you had a great time. I personally don't have the patience to fish but it seems like a very good hobby. I heard somewhere that people who fish alot and people who own fish tend to have lower BP. Don't know if it's true but thats what I heard. Hope you caught some big fish, and I hope you did actually have time to bang some provintial pussy.

    I will have to try it some time.

    Bad

  3. #45

    Jumping in the boat!

    Is there a place you can fish where the pussy just jumps in the boat? There was this rich old fucker on Lake Travis that had a big assed boat that pussy would just jump in. I don't think he did to much fishing though.

  4. #44
    Exon,

    I'm glad you had a good time and posted your trip. You are correct that I would not enjoy spending as much as you to fish. However I believe in your constitutional right to fish. I think I would do the same trip as you except blow off the fishing thing. I might even order a fish for dinner when I get tired of beef and jabali. Then I would take the money saved and help some poor young ladies. Remember: 'Starve a fish, feed a pussy'.

    Any photos?

  5. #43
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    Fishing in San Martin was awsome.

    WoodStock rolled out the red carpet for me and negoicated the "Deep Deal" on both fishing and hotel. He is a great host and friend.

    We floated two different rivers and saw some of the most beautiful country in the world. The place is just breath takingly beautiful.

    And no, its not for the average monger You go their to fish not to fuck. Also its not cheap like most of you mongers. Example, the Air Fare round trip to San Martin is $507 US, plus hotel, plus float fishing, plus food and gambleing expenses, Your looking at $200 USD per fish and you throw them back.

    Plus you work your ass off trying to catch those fish, they just don't jump into the boat.

    The first day we had an extra guide and cook that floated ahead of us just to cook an Asada lunch complete with wine.

    It was an experience I want to repete and hope to do so next year with WoodStock.

    Again its not for everyone such as mongers like BundaLover, but I loved it and anyone that might be interested in a trip should contact WoodStock to check it out.

    Exon

  6. #42
    Quote Originally Posted by Woodstock
    Exon seemed to have had a good time. Kept me running & "ragged" early morning to late night. Early starts & late finishes fishing. Than drinks and dinner. Than more drinks while he worked the Casino. Late to bed with only a couple hours sleep before hitting it again. A real "trooper". He just needed a few jugs of coffee to "jumpstart" the day & get right back after it!

    W.
    Did he skullfuck any largemouth bass?

  7. #41

    Barbless Hooks

    Daddy.

    Barbless Hooks are used mainly so as to not damage the trout when removing the hook, as it is much easier to remove than a barbed hook. And, yes this does make it quite more difficult fishing. In hooking and landing the trout. Many trout will strike and spit out or shake free from a barbless hook. If using a guide. He does all this hook removal for the Client anyway. Barbed or barbless hook.

    Most expert fishermen prefer / use barbless hooks because this makes for a more challenging day of fishing. For them. In setting the hook and bringing the fish in. Although it's a great feeling and a really great experiece for anyone for that matter catching a fish. Barbed or barbless. Beginner, novice, or expert.

    Barbless hooks are also much easier to remove if one inadvertantly hooks himself, or the guide or another fisherman. A very painful and difficult removal experience if using a barbed hook. Guides have lots of experience in "hook removal". And make this an easy and painless experience for the "hooked" individual. Easier on / for the fish also.

    Most all Guides use barbed hooks most all the time since most Clients are not "experts". Barbed hooks will most assuredly guarentee a fish. It's the Clients call on barbed or barbless. Most use barbed.

    Exon seemed to have had a good time. Kept me running & "ragged" early morning to late night. Early starts & late finishes fishing. Than drinks and dinner. Than more drinks while he worked the Casino. Late to bed with only a couple hours sleep before hitting it again. A real "trooper". He just needed a few jugs of coffee to "jumpstart" the day & get right back after it!

    W.

  8. #40

    Barbless Hooks

    Before anybody flames me, I'm not a fisherman but have eaten trout in restaurants, I prefer steelhead but thats a different story.

    This is a question, a device one uses to solicit information not currantly understood. Why barbless hooks? Is it because they do less damage coming out? How much harder does that make the fishing?

    Of course Woodstocks guide service is the best in the world and worth every penny unless I'm talking to Bundalover then it's useless and He has no idea what He is doing and overcharging poor Exon worse than a 300 dollar hooker from Black, that Hunt took home and was so skanky you need to wear a bio hazard suit to fuck her.

    Did I forget anybody, oh yea Flexible Horn is a wanker that got me stuck in a whorehouse with no whores and no taxi in the fucking rain.

    Thanks, Daddy

  9. #39
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    Smile

    Damn, I'm going to miss Chavez.

    Chávez, a fiery leftist who recently called Bush the ''king of liars,'' also will be on the road. He'll attend an anti-Bush rally Friday in Buenos Aires in advance of Bush's stop in neighboring Uruguay.

    Posted on Yahoo.

    Exon

  10. #38
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    I'm leaving Friday morring "CockSucker" and your not going, he, he, he.

    Exon

  11. #37

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    Quote Originally Posted by BundaLover
    Woodstock,

    Thanks for the compliment. Please read Exons post below where he states the guide 'provides lunch'. Where do you see stated that the guide provides dinner? Where does Exon say that the guide is providing a campsite with sleeping accomodations? Where does he state that it is a row boat? Why do you assume its not a power boat? Dear genius, would you agree that if one were there in the dry season the rivers would be much reduced in flow from the wet season?
    My dear boy,

    You are correct in that Exon never mentioned any of this because he was addressing people which have had some fishing experience and might care to join him on his planned trip. You obviousley have never been exposed to fishing. Thus "showed your ass" and have obviousley pissed him off. I just attempted to let you know what all was involved in his cost of $300usd per day. And believe me. He got a real deal. Most fishermen pay well over $600usd per day to fish the rivers in the Patagonia. Same holds true for Alaska, Canada, Russia, Scotland, on and on. "all inclusive". Guess that must be a new word which you may add to your vocabulary if your IQ rating enables you to use a Dictionary. Which I doubt. But, I will give you the benefit of doubt and raise my previous statement of your being around a 3 or 4 as you so stated about the fish. To possibly 40 or 50 since you can obviousley write but cannot understand.

    Let me enlighten you on a few things you have mentioned, this only concerning fishing in the Patagonia.

    1) Fishing Rules / Law in the Patagonia is "Catch & Release" using barbless hooks, this I know you will have a hard time understanding. But, simply put means only that they wish to preserve what they have. You cannot keep nor eat what you catch.

    2) Law. Rafts only in the Rivers and many Lakes. No motors. No polution! No Seaplanes. No Bush Pilots! No Polution. Noise nor water!

    3) Wet season June thru Oct. No River fishing. Rivers to high and fast to fish or float. Plus allows fish to spawn. (reproduce). Season - 1 Nov. - 1 June. Fishing / floating difficult in Nov. Thru Dec. Due to snow melt. Can fish the Lakes all year. Lakes. Limit per day 1 fish per person to kill & eat.

    4) You want to eat Trout. Go to a Restaurant where the dining and Trout are spectular. Farm Raised.

    5) "All Inclusive". Transportation, guide, float if desired / with camping. Otherwise wading and bank fishing. Private waters (Rivers) accommodations, "all" meals, drinks. Sometimes Cuban Cigars. This you might like since you seem somewhat wishey-washey!

    6) There is no fishing experience in the Patagonia nor anywhere else in this world which I believe one would classify as "ordinary".

    7) I believe Exon will calm down once he gets to BsAs & the women. No mongering in the pleasant little resort town of smandes. Pretty private place, but whatever one may wish for may / can be delivered to his room. But, once again smandes is not nor can it be compared to BsAs as far as the women or the mongering. If you are a hussler and speak Spanish. There are a few places you might entise a beautiful woman out of. & into your bed?

    Woodstock

  12. #36
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    Quote Originally Posted by BundaLover
    OK Exon that was the last straw. I'm packing my fishing hat and going with you. Think of the fun we will have together! Love 'motherfucker', aka 'cocksuker' aka 'bundalover'.

    Badboy I can't beleive you arent attacking me. Are you feeling OK?
    Your Not Going With Me "MotherFucker", We've Already Settled That.

    Exon

  13. #35
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    You haven't made any derogatory comments about me on this thread so why should I attack you Bunda?

    Bad

  14. #34
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    Theres nothing wrong with that if you like trout, fine eat the shit out of them.

    Have some resturant cook "em" for you.

    I personally would rather throw the "CockSuckers" back and buy a steak.

    Exon

  15. #33
    OK Exon that was the last straw. I'm packing my fishing hat and going with you. Think of the fun we will have together! Love 'motherfucker', aka 'cocksuker' aka 'bundalover'.

    Badboy I can't beleive you arent attacking me. Are you feeling OK?

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