I just won the Dumbass of the Year Award

[Joe Vato]

Everyone on this board, I am sure, has had at least one life lesson. So do not feel bad at all. Thanks for sharing and do post the pictures so that we can watch out for this one.

[Miami Bob]

You are healthier and smarter and it did not cost you too much.

[Facundo]

McDaddy, the first step to recovery (in your case literally) is admitting your mistakes. At least your story has a happy ending. By the way, great work on changing your life-style.

Although you were the deus ex machina of this rip-off I don't think it's a bad idea to post her photos in the public section of this site.

[MacDaddy]

Okay guys, I know I am going to get bashed / flamed / ridiculed and scarred for life for telling this story, but here it goes.

All I can do is laugh and write it up as another life experience.

Let me give you some background to make myself not feel so bad. Last year, I had a major life event. I had a heart attack. 100% blockage in the old right main. The Doctor said that if I went to sleep earlier I would have not made it.

Okay, so I made my second trip to Buenos Aires in April. New lease on life. I had a great time and on my last night I repeated with a girl who I met earlier in my trip and had a fantastic time. Back home, I joked with my friends that if I left this earth, I would remember her nice ass bouncing up and down on my face.

I decided to call her upon my return to the States. I decided to send her a birthday gift. I started sending her money to help her and I made plans to make a return trip and take her to the beach.

She never really asked me for money, but she did a couple of times and I would get a little pissed. The last time was just a couple of days ago and I told her that I was not happy with her and I did not know if I wanted to see her after this trip. (My dumbass alarm went off late, but it started ringing lightly.

I know you guys are going to be totally shocked by this, but she has just sent me an e-mail telling me later and that she is going to Europe to work.

There was a good outcome to this. Because of me planning on seeing her, I decided to start working out heavily and I have been doing great in that regard. My cardiologist says that my heart is in fantastic / shape. (1 hour to 2 hour cardio exercising a day, does it.

Now, I do consider this a great con job on her behalf. Should I report her name on the Board to protect my competition from challenging me as the Dumbass of the Year? I do know that she has been reported on this board by other members.

Let m know what you guys think. We should all share and look out for each other.

"If we don't laugh we would all go insane."

Thanks in advance for calling me a "Dumbass", I DESERVE IT.

MacDaddy