Sinistra's Losing Streak

[Tmontana]

Apparently it is said there is a fine line between a well pursued hobby and insanity Anyone who collects anything knows what I mean.

[HairBalderman]

I'm sticking with the "souvenir from the best sex of my life" theory. Yeah, that's it. I have to admit, it was one of the better lays, but I just can't bring myself to go back to her. I mean, where the fuck would she keep it? Frame it? In a drawer? In her purse? Nothing I can think of doesn't sound sick, and well, gross.

But MAN do I want to fuck her again.

Sinistra,

Sounds like you had a great time. Why not see if you can recapture a little of that glory with a return trip? When she goes to use the bidet take a a lil look see under the bed and see if she has a shoebox or two under there. If you don't see Hummel figurines, put the lid back on and run like hell! Everybody needs a hobby.

[Tmontana]

The chicas who do this want to make sure the condom did not break inside them or tear is all. Jesus h!

Oh, how many times have I fucked some sweet young thing and when the pounding is hot and heavy only to feel that little bastard break and the feel the warm hot and wet flush of a lovely tight young pussy instead of a condom. Closer the heaven than the condom.

Suerte!

[Sinistra]

I'm sticking with the "souvenir from the best sex of my life" theory. Yeah, that's it. I have to admit, it was one of the better lays, but I just can't bring myself to go back to her. I mean, where the fuck would she keep it? Frame it? In a drawer? In her purse? Nothing I can think of doesn't sound sick, and well, gross.

But MAN do I want to fuck her again.

[Tessan]

Unless your sperm count is extraordinarily high and you have super hero genes, then I doubt if a girl will get pregnant by sourcing a sperm from a condom.

I am only fucking around, I do not think she is trying to have his baby. But It is not as impossible as ComeONDown implies.

I heard of some lesbians who wanted to have a baby but could not stand having sex with a man. They convinced some gay friend to donate some sperm. They used a syringe to get the sperm deep in them, and then squirted it in.

So a girl with a syringe as long as a dick, can get the sperm deep inside her, she can even squirt it in with more pressure then you can shoot your wad.

Again, I am only fucking around, I doubt that what happened.

PS.

Syringes are used by vets all the time to get horses pregnant. I saw it on TV.

[ComeOnDown]

Unless your sperm count is extraordinarily high and you have super hero genes, then I doubt if a girl will get pregnant by sourcing a sperm from a condom.

[Tessan]

A couple of years ago, I was listening to the Tom Lykis radio show and the subject that day was women who would empty the contents of the condom into their vagina in an attempt to get pregnant. One guy, who did not want to have kids or get married, suspected that his girlfriend was doing this so he put a drop or two of Tabasco sauce in the condom before he put it is the bathroom waste basket. When he heard the howls from the bathroom, his suspicions were confirmed. Apparently he was charged with assault by an over zealous female prosecutor but the charge was eventually dropped.

Sinistra, I doubt that your chica had any attention of doing this as you are not in a relationship with her and she probably does not want to raise a child on her own without financial assistance. Perhaps she just keeps souvenirs of some of her best encounters!

It's unlikely that the girl is trying to have your child. The only way some of the girls might try, is if she thinks you a rich, and knows where you are staying, like a hotel, since she can get all you real info from the hotel. The odds of a girl getting pregnant on one shot of sperm is very small anyway.

It happen to someone in DR. Went there on vacation, got a working girl pregnant. Came back to NY. Somehow, she found out who he was. Somehow got a US court to hear her case, and now she has child support sent to DR. Guess she does not have to work anymore.

[ComeOnDown]

What a bizarre thought, a chica asking for a used condom. I can only think of two things why she would do that. Either she is skimping on condom expense and would like to re-use the condom or she is one of those weird comdom collectors. I hope its the latter, because I certainly would not like to session with this chica knowing that I will be reusing someone else's discarded rubbers.

[Chica Seeker]

A couple of years ago, I was listening to the Tom Lykis radio show and the subject that day was women who would empty the contents of the condom into their vagina in an attempt to get pregnant. One guy, who did not want to have kids or get married, suspected that his girlfriend was doing this so he put a drop or two of Tabasco sauce in the condom before he put it is the bathroom waste basket. When he heard the howls from the bathroom, his suspicions were confirmed. Apparently he was charged with assault by an over zealous female prosecutor but the charge was eventually dropped.

Sinistra, I doubt that your chica had any attention of doing this as you are not in a relationship with her and she probably does not want to raise a child on her own without financial assistance. Perhaps she just keeps souvenirs of some of her best encounters!

[AllIWantIsLove]

<snip> Then it gets weird. She then begs—BEGS—me to keep the condom. The. Used. Condom. Without thinking I'm like, "uh, sure." <snip>

You mean you usually throw them away after only one use? Hell, most brands are not broken in until about the third use. That's why so many guys do not like to use condoms, they don't break them in first.

Bob

[Jaimito Cartero]

I finally found a listing for Enanas in yesterdays Clarin. It listed her height as 1.45 meters, which I don't think it technically a dwarf.

[Jaimito Cartero]

Afterwards the girl was making all bambi-eyes at me looking like a high school girl with a massive crush. She's not wanting me to leave and trying to keep me around. Then it gets weird. She then begs—BEGS—me to keep the condom. The. Used. Condom. Without thinking I'm like, "uh, sure." In retrospect I'm thinking this was a mistake. I'm having odd Fatal Attraction images in my head. Thoughts?

Happy Father's Day!

[Master J]

Just when I thought I heard / seen it all then this. Truly love the variety and depth of the post's as well as perhaps what we do as much as what they do.

Thanks for the post. It's all good.

[Sinistra]

So I called a girl and went to her apartment. Right away we hit it off and MAN was it fantastic. No really, fantastic.

Afterwards the girl was making all bambi-eyes at me looking like a high school girl with a massive crush. She's not wanting me to leave and trying to keep me around. Then it gets weird. She then begs—BEGS—me to keep the condom. The. Used. Condom. Without thinking I'm like, "uh, sure." In retrospect I'm thinking this was a mistake. I'm having odd Fatal Attraction images in my head. Thoughts?

[Schmoj]

If you think about it, a guy who is like 6'5 may consider the infamous AYI as a midget. Armed with a camera, I have to find a very tall gringo fix him up with Ayi and take pictures. Then I can collect my bounty.

I'm 6'5". Let's hook it up!