Hooker Appreciation Night at Lálliance

[Yoosin]

Ramiro,

So that's must be why I kept seeing those cops wandering into the place. Of course I wrote it off to your having the best food on the block.

Deeply sorry to hear about your problems with those fuckers. Your restuarant was key to mt quickly upstart time on such a short trip. I wish you all the best of luck with those fuckers and hope to be able return for another great dinner in the near future.

Yoosin

[Exon123]

Ramiro,

I'm terribly sorry to hear of this. All of us enjoy your place and its the best value for a Lomo in all of Buenos Aires.

Unfortunely the only remity to fix it we all know, its "Money", the CockSuckers.

Which goe's to show you, you don't have to "suck cock" to be a CockSucker. There are CockSuckers every where in life, even the police in Buenos Aires can be CockSuckers. Why hell even some of the poster's on this board can qualify.

Good Luck my friend and I hope you can solve the problem soon.

Exon

[Skifozo]

The nights just won't start the same, without Our favorite Lomo Hangout.

Maybe we better start a collection fund to help Romiro pay the man.

[TejanoLibre]

Well sportsfans it looks like we will not be able to have our Hooker Appreciation Party this evening!

Our good friends at the local Building Codes and Municipal Bullshit Division swarmed in this morning and shut our little hangout down!

No more Lálliance for the time being!

Shit, where am I going to get laid now?

THE COCKSUCKERS! (appropriate time to use the term Señor Exon)

My fault though. I did not have the money to pay the bribe that they have been squeezing me for so I guess they just finally got pissed off!

Damn it boys! We were all going to get laid tonight!

So they created a bunch of infractions. Mostly due to the previous fire's damage.

I sincerely apologize gentleman but if we open up tonight and have a big throw-down the screws will flip-out and completely shut me down forever!

Not cool!

Anyway, I will be there tomorrow cleaning, fucking around and giving away all my food so it won't go bad!

LOMO, LOMO, LOMO!

THE COCKSUCKERS!

By the way, if anyone knows how to fix this problem I would greatly appreciate it!

Aqua Lung? Rock Harders for sure! I will be visiting the boys at The Alamo for some friendly advice dor sure.

If you boys don't mind that is? (PLEASE!

Oh well, if anybody wants to sneek into my place tonight and help me drink a few cases of VINO.

Just feeel free to call me and we can hang - out upstairs and watch a few movies and get shit-faced!

I'M OUT. But not DOWN!

Ramiro 1561164254

[Wally Foot]

I've just arived in BA, and I'm wondering if I should make any plans for tomorrow night (Friday, 18th July)

Wally Foot

[Skifozo]

Hows this?

[WhiteCat]

Sounds like a good get together. I'll be there if it's the 18th.

[Yoosin]

I volunter for any prescreening runs you may want to put on - but I am out of here the 17th.

BTW tried the Lomo last night at your place with a nice bottle of Malbec, very nice indeed.

Yoosin

[Joe Vato]

A cheap cover sounds very fair. Print up some fliers and I will pass them out at Orleans for you.

Joe Vato

[TejanoLibre]

We need to avoid a dog-show but that is always difficult.

They all say that they will bring a beautiful girlfriend but that is NEVER the case!

I have explained numerous times that beauty is in the eyes of the beholder but this is ridiculous!

35 plus with 3 to 4 little bastards! Come on fat-ass. And you expect 300 pesos too!

I don't know about you, but I prefer to get kissed while I'm getting fucked!

Next time one of the lower end chicas hits you at 300 pesos kindly explain to her that the offer was for her to fuck you not the other way around!

If you had to fuck her it would cost HER 300 dollars!

Working on the deal boys!

I will need some of your help.

We need to hit Orleans, La Madelaine, Castelar, Iberia, THE STREET and even Newport.

Plus some of the PRIVADOS!

After all, privado girls are Chicas too!

WE HAVE 8 days left boys!

How about a cheap cover to cover the chicas drinks?

Maybe 10 or 20 pesos per monger?

For that you boys can drink beer and wine and leave the good stuff to me!

I'm out!

[Dodger Bulldog]

After discussing this with some of the guys, people seem unclear if you are planning this for Friday, July 11 or Friday, July 18.

Can you clear it up for us?

Thanks.

DB

[Skifozo]

Informal parties every Friday is much easier and invite the girls that you want there. I can't wait!

Good idea on having some sort of system on chica screening so it doesnt turn into a dogshow. Also great idea on min table charge for non drinkers, upstairs only of course.

[Miami Bob]

For example: Fridays after midnight, upstairs: drinks are double the normal price or 50% more than the normal price and people have to order something to sit at a table. Let the girls know and see what happens. You know the the AP boys will show up if decent girls are coming in. If the place gets popular, have a minimum for the girls or make up a reasonable number to keep out the riff-raff.

Your dinner crowd is finished by midnight or 1am. Your cost will be minimal and maybe it might work.

Have a serious conversation with people who you know about if it is necesary to do something to keep the local law eforcement people happy and that may effect your pricing or cost to the girls.

Informal parties every Friday is much easier and invite the girls that you want there. I can't wait!

[Skifozo]

Hey, it might work and might not. I'm stating my preference, as the three ring circus, porno, gambling thing doesn't appeal to me. Now, if Tejano arranged it where we could put saddles on the chicas and ride 'em around while eating ribs, reaching back and wiping our hands off on their asses, well, that has a little more appeal to me.

YES, I would enjoy these events as well.

[El Perro]

I've done many of these style events in N. A. And it actually brought out a older crowd that were not afraid of spending money, which at the end of the day keeps restaurants open.

But in BA maybe your right, it wouldnt work. Just an idea or opinion of which sometimes is dangerous to post on this site.

Frat Boy Yuppy!

Hey, it might work and might not. I'm stating my preference, as the three ring circus, porno, gambling thing doesn't appeal to me. Now, if Tejano arranged it where we could put saddles on the chicas and ride 'em around while eating ribs, reaching back and wiping our hands off on their asses, well, that has a little more appeal to me.