First Annual Monger Draft - Scouting Report

[El Perro]

John Daly, 5' 9", 423 lbs. Hometown: BFE, Arkansas.

A standout golfer with serious detachment issues. Daly, who gained fame as a golfer, has the vices necessary to become a great monger.

With a complete disregard for any responsibility that comes with the uptight world of Golf, Daly epitomizes all of the traits for a successful monger.

Strengths: Limited self control, significant cash flow in spite of his behavior, admired by rednecks who switch between NASCAR and Golf, excessive drinking, smokes Marlboro Reds and has a propensity for women who like to screw without judging.

Weaknesses: Bad heart.

I feel Mr. Daly is a sure fire first round performer in the proposed First Annual AP Monger Draft.

A further report follows: (Make sure you click the link and watch the YouTube video; It's great)

"According to an eyewitness, Mr Daly had 32 double shots of crown royal and proceeded to curse Tiger Woods while teeing up in the parking lot and hitting bombs towards Firebirds / unused new development closer to the movie theatre. He was on tour with country singer Montgomery Gentry."

http://www.golf.com/golf/tours_news/...854824,00.html

QH-Nice category, but the first admission must go, posthumously, to the legendary dipsomaniac and without peer madman, Oliver Reed.

[QuakHunter]

John Daly, 5' 9", 423 lbs. Hometown: BFE, Arkansas.

A standout golfer with serious detachment issues. Daly, who gained fame as a golfer, has the vices necessary to become a great monger.

With a complete disregard for any responsibility that comes with the uptight world of Golf, Daly epitomizes all of the traits for a successful monger.

Strengths: Limited self control, significant cash flow in spite of his behavior, admired by rednecks who switch between NASCAR and Golf, excessive drinking, smokes Marlboro Reds and has a propensity for women who like to screw without judging.

Weaknesses: Bad heart.

I feel Mr. Daly is a sure fire first round performer in the proposed First Annual AP Monger Draft.

A further report follows: (Make sure you click the link and watch the YouTube video; It's great)

"According to an eyewitness, Mr Daly had 32 double shots of crown royal and proceeded to curse Tiger Woods while teeing up in the parking lot and hitting bombs towards Firebirds / unused new development closer to the movie theatre. He was on tour with country singer Montgomery Gentry."

http://www.golf.com/golf/tours_news/...854824,00.html