Are there any sex guides in Buenos Aires?

[TejanoLibre]

I will be coming down mid nov. Im bringing some cams for Jackson so bringing a pair of glasses is not a problem.

Muchas Gracias Amigo !

I just need a Shipping address and I will send you the CARE PACKAGE ! It can be your Home or Office, and the only thing that someone has to do is sign for the TINY, lightweight envelope probably from the USPS ! ZERO risk on your part. Zero Cost and FREE Direct WhatsApp Contacts of very reliable, safe, trustworthy and OSCAR Worthy Circus Tricks in your BEDROOM ! Just ping my Whatsapp number and I will begin sending you the girl's pictures and contacts and my personal Intel gathered over 15 years !

Not 15 years with the same old Sperm Banks !

Where are you coming from ?

I sincerely appreciate your time and trouble to make sure that I have a great FUCKING Day Amigo !

Your Desires are my command !

The Only and The Original Tejano LiLibre !

[TejanoLibre]

I will be coming down mid nov. Im bringing some cams for Jackson so bringing a pair of glasses is not a problem.

YOU SIR , SHALL BE KNIGHTED AND BEAUTIFIED ! HOPEFULLY WHILE YOU ARE STILL ALIVE!

I have never worn Prescription Glasses before in my life and these are the extremely highly rated and FUCKING expensive Tag Heuer Rimless Titanium latest and greatest frames that are no longer available and I am going to use Progressive lenses without the lines and unfortunately I have to have the lenses made here because the eye doctor was so kind. So I sincerely hope that they work as advertised !

HD ! The best lenses on the market specifically made for Rimless frames with the latest German , of course Trivex lense material. It doesn't scratch or break , it's ultra lightweight and ultra-thin. Going to lose these "Birth-Control" reading glasses that I have been ruining my eyes with for 15 years ! Just too VAIN to wear glasses I guess. I absolutely know!

This is the very, very special request that is extremely important to me at least ! The glasses absolutely have to be brought down inside the plane due to the extremely prevalent theft at the ARGENTINE airport ! Please !

$1000.00 is a lot to me now that I am the poorest guy in BA ! Fortunately I got about 90% off on the frames "New in the BOX" but killed on the lenses ! Still !

And one very special request for the future "Owner" of at leasthalf of everything that I own !

A very tiny Elsa Peretti Tiffany & Co. Floating heart pendant that you could even wear and a very expensive Bracelet that must also be put in your carry-on bags but it's a personal gift and I promise that I will KISS your ass at the Obelisco on a Saturday night at 12pm if anyone even asks you absolutely anything except :

Get this : " How many phones do you have and what kind are they?" And that's the CUSTOMS although Americans just slither on through the lines ! Unbelievable !

I will send you my personal 15 years worth of time and a Shit load of effort of Direct Whatsapp contacts RIGHT NOW and you can begin FLIRTING for GRATIS well before you leave the country and you can build your batting order slowly and carefully and I promise you that it absolutely doesn't hurt a single bit to make the girls feel a lot more relaxed and eager to meet you ! IT's actually worth GOLD !

So , my Glasses , a tiny pendant on a silk cord ( unisex ) and a Gorgeous Bracelet for a very SAFE and Gauranteed sexperiance in beautiful Crime free BA !

I sincerely appreciate your time and effort and of course your extremely Kind offer to make sure that I can have a great day Amigo !

Grassy Ass ,

Tejano Libre LIVES !

[Tmontana]

Hola Amigos !

The Reports of my Death have been Greatly Exaggerated !

I have been on "Vacation" for a while but I am back in the saddle again . Always good to hear from my old , new and future friends.

I am available for absolutely anything that you can possibly think of for the most part . 18 by a few seconds ? Sounds good to me.

Seriously , I was wondering if anyone is coming down in the next few weeks or so because I desperately need my new glasses brought down from the USA and the only thing that I need to do is send them to you before you depart and I will make sure that you have an extremely memorable experience in BA !

And of course I will waive any and all of my fees happily .

Muchas Gracias Amigos !

Sincerely ,

Tejano Libre.

I will be coming down mid nov. Im bringing some cams for Jackson so bringing a pair of glasses is not a problem.

[TejanoLibre]

All,

I am looking for the best wingman in BA.

The famous tejano libre- aka Ramiro.

I need his email to schedule a tour on my next visit.

Believe it or not - his walking tours - even without the Darkside- are the best.

The man knows the best cheap eats in the city. I loved walking mictocentro with him.

So please help me get his email. The one he posts does not work.

Thanks.

Jon.

Hola Amigos !

The Reports of my Death have been Greatly Exaggerated !

I have been on "Vacation" for a while but I am back in the saddle again . Always good to hear from my old , new and future friends.

I am available for absolutely anything that you can possibly think of for the most part . 18 by a few seconds ? Sounds good to me.

Seriously , I was wondering if anyone is coming down in the next few weeks or so because I desperately need my new glasses brought down from the USA and the only thing that I need to do is send them to you before you depart and I will make sure that you have an extremely memorable experience in BA !

And of course I will waive any and all of my fees happily .

Muchas Gracias Amigos !

Sincerely ,

Tejano Libre.

[WorldTravel69]

If you need a Chica TejanoLibre can get you one or some.

http://www.argentinaprivate.com/foru...guide&p=450862#post450862.

[WorldTravel69]

http://www.argentinaprivate.com/foru...guide&p=450712#post450712.

All,

I am looking for the best wingman in BA.

The famous tejano libre- aka Ramiro.

I need his email to schedule a tour on my next visit.

Believe it or not - his walking tours - even without the Darkside- are the best.

The man knows the best cheap eats in the city. I loved walking mictocentro with him.

So please help me get his email. The one he posts does not work.

Thanks.

Jon.

[Sushidoc]

All,

I am looking for the best wingman in BA.

The famous tejano libre- aka Ramiro.

I need his email to schedule a tour on my next visit.

Believe it or not - his walking tours - even without the Darkside- are the best.

The man knows the best cheap eats in the city. I loved walking mictocentro with him.

So please help me get his email. The one he posts does not work.

Thanks.

Jon.

[CincyVirgo]

I was just lucky enough to spend a afternoon with TejanoLibre and it was very enjoyable. He's a great guide and really seemed to care about showing me both historical sites and sites for after hours entertainment!

Thank you TL.

CincyVirgo.

I'm a "Guide" but I don't have humongous tits!

Perfect English though!

Seriously, I think that you may have accidently posted your request in the wrong thread.

I'm actually an "Adult" tour guide but what you are looking for is a female with massive gazongas right?

They grow on trees down here!

In fact there is a woman that may be around 34 or36 years old that has been hanging around Orleans and Excedra the past few nights.

Absolutely the biggest and most perfect and most ripe set I have EVER seen in my entire life! Very attractive too.

I am Not a tit man in any way but these things are perfect! They just stick straight out and appear to be sculpted.

I have no idea if she speaks English and it does not matter much but I Know that she will come to your hotel!

I'm sure that she will be Long gone by the time you arrive though.

These are perfect but they grow on trees down here.

Glorious Tits!

TL.

[TejanoLibre]

Visiting Buenos Aires later this year and seeking some really huge boobs. Real or fake -- I don't care. The bigger the better. First time to BA -- seeking someone who can come to my hotel, or that I can visit safely. I only know very limited Spanish, so English is a plus. Any guidance?

I'm a "Guide" but I don't have humongous tits!

Perfect English though!

Seriously, I think that you may have accidently posted your request in the wrong thread.

I'm actually an "Adult" tour guide but what you are looking for is a female with massive gazongas right?

They grow on trees down here!

In fact there is a woman that may be around 34 or36 years old that has been hanging around Orleans and Excedra the past few nights.

Absolutely the biggest and most perfect and most ripe set I have EVER seen in my entire life! Very attractive too.

I am Not a tit man in any way but these things are perfect! They just stick straight out and appear to be sculpted.

I have no idea if she speaks English and it does not matter much but I Know that she will come to your hotel!

I'm sure that she will be Long gone by the time you arrive though.

These are perfect but they grow on trees down here.

Glorious Tits!

TL.

[Anoncharm]

Visiting Buenos Aires later this year and seeking some really huge boobs. Real or fake -- I don't care. The bigger the better. First time to BA -- seeking someone who can come to my hotel, or that I can visit safely. I only know very limited Spanish, so English is a plus. Any guidance?

[Mr Lucky]

Called TL at last min of NY eve and began a great relationship with can do guy. He arranged for the perfect answer to my needs with Aurora showing up and being totally delightful.

Going for a repeat!

Thanks, Mr Lucky.

[Wild Walleye]

How about a group night out? We can each contribute a "gem" from our own personal experiences.

Johngray agrees to pick up a few drinks and has to take one house pig, mixed in with all the goodies.

[QuakHunter]

Chance of a lifetime.

Please contact me regarding your upcoming trip. Although my rates are slightly higher than the previous posters, my services are booked through most of the year because I offer an outstanding service for our special clients. With you being an Argentina Private member I can work my schedule to fit your needs.

I can show you around for sure! Not for the faint of heart.

JohnGray,

Watch out for this scam. I heard from a guy down there who talked to someone in another city who had a cousin that met some guy who heard of a guy named Master something.

What he does is he takes you out and slips something into your drink. Then you wake up in a bathtub full of ice and your kidneys are missing. This might be him, or it might be the Rapper named Master P.

Also, this might be a front for prostitution. Watch out!

[Master J]

Chance of a lifetime.

Please contact me regarding your upcoming trip. Although my rates are slightly higher than the previous posters, my services are booked through most of the year because I offer an outstanding service for our special clients. With you being an Argentina Private member I can work my schedule to fit your needs.

I can show you around for sure! Not for the faint of heart.

[Hunt99]

My knowledge is far more comprehensive than these low-class pricks, plus my price is only US$497 per day plus expenses.