Clubbing in Recoleta (Black and Madahos)

[Local Lad]

Good for you Sysco! Value for money is unique to everyone and its all about whatever gives you pleasure, no point looking back with regret when you get home because you didnt partake. An honest report and I hope that this is respected and does not draw criticism.

[Sysco234]

Last night I decided it was time to visit the clubs for the first time. I was prepared for things to be on the pricier side but decided WTF and went for the full experience. In fact, I decided I would try 2 clubs in one night since I wasn't sure how long it would be before another opportunity like this arrives (from both a money and free time perspective) I decided on Black and Madahos because of there proximity to one another. First stop, Black.

Karina (Black)

Having read the many posts here I knew that there were many possibilities for the entrance fee (including maybe nothing) It was a Monday night and there was a swarm of bouncer types at the door trying to convince me it was $150 pesos to enter (includes a drink) I told them I was going to Madahos instead. As I walked around the corner there was a gentlemen holding cards for Black that told me it was $100 pesos and I said "demasiado" and he then offered $100 pesos with 2 drinks instead of 1. I figured this was the best deal I was going to get so said yes and he walked me in and I got my 2 drinks.

It was about 11pm at this point and when I got inside it was me and about 30 girls. A little later I noticed 2 other guys in the corner but that was it, just the 3 of us. There has been lots of talk about the quality of women going down but I thought there were many very beautiful girls. Must have been amazing in the past if this was low quality. They were all dressed in cocktail dresses, some more low cut and slinky then others. I sat at the bar and I might as well have been a puppy in a window. All the girls found some way to parade in front of me, others were less subtle and just stood there smiling and staring. There must be a no approach policy because nobody came up and started talking. I swear it was like I was taking a penalty kick. Many of the girls just lined up 5 feet from me in a line and tried to get my attention. Let me tell you, it isn't easy avoiding the gaze of that many women at once.

I'm not a fake tit person (I love fake tits in sweaters and dresses, but not in my hands or mouth) and it seemed this would be a problem in the club. Then I noticed a very beautiful spinner type and called her over. Her name is Karina and she spoke a little English. This turned out to be perfect, she wanted to practice her English and I wanted to practice my Spanish. Turns out she already know how to say "doggy style" and "fuck me" however;-) I bought her the obligatory 2 drinks and then we discussed prices. This almost turned out to be a bad rookie mistake. Her fist quote was US$300. Holy shit, a waste of 2 drinks. But, based on my reaction (horror) she knew right away that wouldn't fly. Her correction was immediate and she told me I could pay what I thought was fair. From a high price to this in about 30 seconds. Guess this is what happens on a slow night with a large supply and limited demand. Perhaps having passable Spansh skills helped as well. Either way, obviously things are negotiable. I told her 600 pesos and she was fine with that (seemed fair, I'm sure others would have gone lower)

We went to a local hourly hotel that is down the street from Madahos. Passable rooms although the hot water took a long time. Started out with her giving me a massage and lots of mutual kissing and exploring. Once I got going the hat went on quickly (bbbj was not on the menu) and she provided a decent CBJ but I could tell this wasn't her favorite thing to do. Went from there to multiple positions and finally the "doggy" and "fuck me" routine came out. All in all, we had more fun talking and playing grab ass in the club during drinks then in the room. Total cost 1150 peso's (100 pesos entrance and 2 drinks. 2 girl drinks (160 pesos each) 1 room 130 pesos, and the girl 600 pesos) Interesting enough, as she was going to her car and telling me where to get a taxi she said "don't go to Madahos." Luckily, I didn't listen to her;-)

Barbie (Madahos)

It's 1am in the morning and I am a little frustrated from my Black experience so I decided to walk up the block and go to Madahos. There was a guy on the street pushing me to go to Madaho and I played the same game I did at Black and got a 100 peso entrance fee and 2 drinks. When I entered it was clear this place had a lot more going on then in Black. The bar was lined up with customers and still lots of women without guests. Lots of eye candy dancing on stage. I knew from posts here that stage girls are a lot more expensive so I limited my roaming eye to the girls on the floor. The women here were dressed a lot more casually and revealing then Black which equated to a lot more eye candy. I had to sit at the end of the bar around the corner because all the chairs were taken on the long side.

I was approached almost immediately after getting my drink and had to fend off a few advances while I scoped the room. There was one blond in the corner I thought was extremely hot but pretty much ignored my stares. I weighed the option of going over and talking to her but my experience is if I do the pursuing I lose bargaining power fast. Again, lots of fake tits here so it took me about 15 minutes to finally find a natural Argie beauty to buy a drink. Long Black hair, tight little ass, just over 5'4", quite striking really. She spoke no English but it seemed my Spanish was passable as she invited me over to the couch to be more comfortable. Immediately, DFK and wandering hands. (side note: I've noticed that many of the local girls take the D in DFK a little too seriously. I had to subtly help her adjust the level of intensity of her tongue to avoid having my tonsils removed. She actually apologized for how small her tits are and I told her that was why I chose her. She lit up after that. We must have spent 45 minutes like teenagers on a couch before we discussed leaving. All the while I was watching the eye candy pass by. This is more like it!

Around 2:15am she started talking about going to the hotel. She had only 1 drink so I started to order another and she said that it wasn't required this late. News to me, but hey it saved me enough money to pay for the room. Negotiations with Barbie were much simpler. Starting price 700 pesos, before I could respond (I did whince a little) she changed it to 600 pesos and I said done. We went back to the same hotel down the street and got the room next door to where I was before (a little weird actually) Barbie showered with me so the fun started early on in the room. Soap and water can be very fun! Unfortunately, she was also a CBJ girl but she was a lot more creative with where her fingers and mouth would go in the surrounding areas. Kind of surpising given her insistance of a CJB but I wasn't going to argue. As I was on round 2 (she didn't know this of course) we had much more of a marathon session. When she started moaning and whispering "cogerme" in my ear is when I lost it. We actually found ourselves half way off the bed when we finally noticed we were done. Quite an intense session really.

Instead of jumping up and leaving we cuddled and actually fell asleep for about 30 minutes. When we woke up she started groping around immediately and found that I liked that alot;-) Time for another go. This time we 69 (CBJ again) and her mouth really explored areas I wouldn't have expected given her insistance on condom use. Guess my Spanish was better then I thought! Afterward we showered and she gave me her number. Said if I called before 9pm we could meet outside the club for dinner and some fun. Can't wait to see what happens here over time. Total cost 1110 pesos (100 door fee with 2 drinks, chica drink 180, room 130, 700 chica with tip) All in all, a much more enjoyable experience then Black. This money I felt was well spent.

So, a very expensive evening (in relative terms) but this was something I knew ahead of time and felt I had to do it at least once. I didn't get home until 6am so it was 8 hours of entertainment value for roughly 275 pesos an hour. Who knows, the real payoff will probably be the time I spend with Barbie outside the club. Hope you enjoyed, I tend to get a little overly descriptive at times.

Sysco