Thread: Doggboy for President!
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01-23-11 08:24 #17
Posts: 211Secretary of State-Bacchus9
Originally Posted by Doggboy [View Original Post]
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01-22-11 10:15 #16
Posts: 2470Originally Posted by Wild Walleye [View Original Post]
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01-22-11 03:29 #15
Posts: 1885Don't fear the reaper
Why is that when I show up, everybody runs?
Dogboy, as BAICOKA, can I deliver indiscriminate beatings (ala roving sharia gangs) to those not falling inline with our dress code (I. E. Slutty, less-is-more)?
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01-14-11 17:52 #14
Posts: 1885Putting out today's BOLO
Originally Posted by Doggboy [View Original Post]
Therefore, all hot, stacked blonds will need to go through enhanced pat-downs and feel-ups.
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01-13-11 22:35 #13
Posts: 2470Originally Posted by Wild Walleye [View Original Post]
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01-13-11 17:07 #12
Posts: 1885Just catching up with some of the threads
Originally Posted by Doggboy [View Original Post]
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01-13-11 09:09 #11
Posts: 2470Originally Posted by Tequila Tim [View Original Post]
Even with his obvious eccentric faults he will be considered though. He is very talented in his own perverse way.
BTW, I am very pleased that you have seen fit to refer to me as "President Doggboy"! I don't see much sense in awaiting the nomination process and silly election thing. Should you continue to pledge your "allegiance", I will promise you a lifetime supply of french lingerie to outfit your paraguayan beauties, and a personal wine cellar in Buenos Aires, situated just to the left of the men's bathroom door at Madeleine's.
Salutations!
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01-12-11 23:25 #10
Posts: 141Budget Woes Solved
President Doggboy,
I hereby recommend Nine-Toe Moe for the Director of Management and Budget. With Moe watching our bottom line, the budget deficit will quickly become a distant memory!
Ambassador Tequiler Tim
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01-12-11 10:38 #9
Posts: 2470Campaign Pledge
A chicken in every pot and some pot in every porro!
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01-10-11 20:39 #8
Posts: 2470Originally Posted by El Alamo [View Original Post]
And YOU are complaining! A half year in Floripa with your Brazilian dewdrop!
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01-10-11 20:16 #7
Posts: 705How come Jackson gets all the good perks?
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01-10-11 20:08 #6
Posts: 2470One more thing about Jackson's position as Sher-IFF Jackson. I admit it is a little perverse of me, but Jackson will be required to sport a Stetson "Open Road" model hat, silver belly in color.
Here then are Jackson's accoutrements:
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01-10-11 17:09 #5
Posts: 2470Originally Posted by El Alamo [View Original Post]
There will be no background checks regarding ethics, morality, etc. With the exception that religious zealot applicants will not only be rejected, they will face harassment for the indefinite future.
Regarding Jackson's future in my administration. I have yet to decide. Jackson's abilities are such that he will be an asset in nearly any position. I am wavering between a position in finance or some sort of special law enforcement assignment. In fact, I have been musing about designating Jackson as "Sheriff of the USA" (sheriff to be pronounced sher-IFF with the accent on the second syllable-like Omar Sharif). An exalted, yet to some degree ceremonial position. As I see it Jackson would travel about the country monitoring the oft criticized FBI as well as local law enforcement, and reporting back to me his findings. I believe his libertarian stance would serve he and the country well. I see Jackson traveling about the country in a 1972 El Dorado convertible outfitted with a pair of longhorns where the hood ornament would ordinarily be found. He will be ably "assisted" by his traveling partner, some blonde, long legged, big titted piece of work. I can see Jackson now stopping on some deserted dirt road in Oklahoma and bending his assistant over the hood whilst she holds on to the longhorns for dear life.
There remains much work to be done. I am giving this much thought as you can see. I am slowing down now though and I believe it might be time for a shot or two of Gentleman Jack and some hash oil. I'll be back.
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01-10-11 16:57 #4
Posts: 76Originally Posted by Doggboy [View Original Post]
And I'll attend my affairs in the lascivious back room, with hot Gisella as my secretary sitting on my knees!
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01-10-11 16:55
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01-10-11 16:41 #3
Posts: 705Doggboy.
I appreciate the nomination for Secretary of Health and human Resources with Tejano Libre. I assume this is because Tejano Libre and myself (along with Rock Harders) are knowledgeable in the field of bareback sex.
My question is: Where is Jackson? I would think Chairman of the Federal Reserve or Secretary of the Treasury.
I assume there will be no background checks. If there are, I'm out of here
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