TejanoLibre's Privado and Club Tours

[TejanoLibre]

TL it's time to switch intoxicants or dry out. Read up again about long term use of "love drops". It seems to be happening brother. We all love you here and that's part of the reason for all the posting. Get your shit together man.

It's not pleasant watching you like this. There are many people here who actually care about how you are.

"Pleeze allow me to splain somsing tu jew" like my friend Tony Montana wood say!

No pun intended or harm directed!

The "Love Drops" have nothing to do with any of " dis chit main!"

The side effects of the use or abuse of the drops are bulging muscles, extreme fat loss, 12 hour hard-ons and the inability to climax!

They also make ALL Chicas look and feel good!

I think we ALL agree that Flor is an excellent " Service Animal" and a very receptive, user friendly, multi positional and multi input " Attractive Sperm Bank!"

We also agree that Daisy, Camila amd Romina are equally receptive to our donations to their banks but at a much lower interest rate!

So please " Splain" to me where the problem lies!

I must have lost it in the translation some where.

I have met very few [Profession deleted by Admin at subject's request] in my life that I actually liked, but you and Ken Brown are the exceptions!

The same goes for judges, prosecutors, jailers and prison guards except that I Never met one of those that I liked!

Maybe Judge Billy Reagan from the Great State of Texas!

Wrote a book on how to beat a D. W. I!

If this whole thing is just about price then all we need to do is negotiate a truce!

Fucker!

You know I love you and I repect you and I fully appreciate your concerns about my 12 hour erections!

We shall contine this tomorrow because I have a " Bone" I need to try to get rid of with ANY CHICAS help at this moment!

The doctor told me not to lift anything heavy!

Good Night Buddy!

TL Thinks He Knows Best!

[TejanoLibre]

Common Boys!

One is like a " Hood Ornament" and the other two are like " Bumper Stickers!"

TL Knows Best!

[WhiteCat]

Shit, this is better than the novella I'm watching on channel 6.

[TejanoLibre]

I just fucked a gal who is better looking and younger than Flor Stone, and has also been paid to appear in porn films, and she brought her sister along (obviously I fucked her too). We're long-time friends and she probably wouldn't fuck you guys for 200 pesos (but her sister probably would) but she'd probably fuck you for 300 pesos. So 400 pesos for two cute sisters for 3. 25 hours if that puts pricing in some kind of perspective. Times are tough. Fewer tourists are coming here because things other than pussy aren't a good value any more. And, Argies are too inept and arrogant to realize this. Argies think when business is slow, raise prices. Not just Argies but all over Latin America.

Plenty of good to great pussy here still for 50 bucks US. Go to 426 Talcahuano and see Camila or Romina. Shit they are still charging 150. It's a decent apartment but if it's not up to your standards pay them 200 PESOS NOT DOLLARS to come to your place. That is $48. 90 US at today's exchange rate. BBBJ, CIM, anal, what the fuck do you want?

And before you ask, yes I fucked Flor Stone in Gisell's apartment and yes it was good, but not memorable, and no I did not pay 380 pesos even then, and yes it was not that long ago, maybe two years ago.

But be kind to TL because he is in a difficult situation and pimping is hard work.

PS chicas in Ness and Catto's will still go for 200 pesos but of course it ends up being 350 pesos after all the related bullshit.

And no, don't send me any PMs.

What's wrong with you boys?

Does it really bother you that much that I get laid for free?

Ask yourself why?

It's an easy answer!

Dickhead,

I don't call you a drug addict or a drunk so please don't call me a PIMP!

Everyone of you can ask anyone of my girls directly if I have EVER asked for or received a commission!

They offer!

Always!

But as TL is my witness I have NEVER accepted any type of kick-back!

EVER!

God knows I need it more than they do right now!

I receive " SPECIAL " treatment from every girl but I have NEVER asked for money!

EVER!

UNDERSTAND it now?

TL.

P. S- I agree that you can go see Camila or Daisy for a lot less money but it's NOT the same thing boys!

GET REAL!

One is like a " HOOD Ornament" and the other two are like " BUMPER STICKERS ! "

[Dickhead]

I just fucked a gal who is better looking and younger than Flor Stone, and has also been paid to appear in porn films, and she brought her sister along (obviously I fucked her too). We're long-time friends and she probably wouldn't fuck you guys for 200 pesos (but her sister probably would) but she'd probably fuck you for 300 pesos. So 400 pesos for two cute sisters for 3. 25 hours if that puts pricing in some kind of perspective. Times are tough. Fewer tourists are coming here because things other than pussy aren't a good value any more. And, Argies are too inept and arrogant to realize this. Argies think when business is slow, raise prices. Not just Argies but all over Latin America.

Plenty of good to great pussy here still for 50 bucks US. Go to 426 Talcahuano and see Camila or Romina. Shit they are still charging 150. It's a decent apartment but if it's not up to your standards pay them 200 PESOS NOT DOLLARS to come to your place. That is $48. 90 US at today's exchange rate. BBBJ, CIM, anal, what the fuck do you want?

And before you ask, yes I fucked Flor Stone in Gisell's apartment and yes it was good, but not memorable, and no I did not pay 380 pesos even then, and yes it was not that long ago, maybe two years ago.

But be kind to TL because he is in a difficult situation and pimping is hard work.

PS chicas in Ness and Catto's will still go for 200 pesos but of course it ends up being 350 pesos after all the related bullshit.

And no, don't send me any PMs.

[TejanoLibre]

I do apologize but my inbox fills up faster than a Chica's box on Saturday night!

Call me at home or on my cell if you'd like.

Plus I will now delete some of the pm's that seem to be a waste of space!

4 381 2145.

156 116 42254.

TL

Yesterday we did a great 6 hour walking tour during the day, a 2 hour hardcore porn shoot from 8 to 10 pm and a Triangle. Newport Tour at night!

Man I'm exhausted!

Tons of fun though!

Thanks guys and of course a BIG THANKS to the Chicas!

TL

[TejanoLibre]

TL,

I am trying to send you a PM but it says your box is full. Let me know when you clear some of the messages so I can PM you. Thanks in advance.

I do apologize but my inbox fills up faster than a Chica's box on Saturday night!

Call me at home or on my cell if you'd like.

Plus I will now delete some of the pm's that seem to be a waste of space!

4 381 2145.

156 116 42254.

TL

[Blackceo8]

TL,

I am trying to send you a PM but it says your box is full. Let me know when you clear some of the messages so I can PM you. Thanks in advance.

Today is a spectacular day for a long walk about boys!

Tomorrow it's going to RAIN!

Good day to stay in bed with one of your favorite Chicas!

TL

[WorldTravel69]

The three of us; TL, Eo Daman, and I, had a great time, walking to Casa Rosa {spell? }, the onto San Telmo. End then a taxi to La Boca {Camanito}.

It was a great sunny day.

Today is a spectacular day for a long walk about boys!

Tomorrow it's going to RAIN!

Good day to stay in bed with one of your favorite Chicas!

TL

[TejanoLibre]

I was asked to post my phone numbers so here they are :

4 381 2145. Home- you are welcome to leave a messsage.

156 116 4254 Cell. Do not leave a voice message on my cell phone because I do not listen to them.

Thanks Boys,

TL

Today is a spectacular day for a long walk about boys!

Tomorrow it's going to RAIN!

Good day to stay in bed with one of your favorite Chicas!

TL

[TejanoLibre]

TL is simply the BEST.

I was asked to post my phone numbers so here they are :

4 381 2145 . Home- you are welcome to leave a messsage.

156 116 4254 Cell. Do not leave a voice message on my cell phone because I do not listen to them.

Thanks Boys,

TL

[TejanoLibre]

TL is simply the BEST.

I have been performing " Limp " Tours all week long!

Now we are in Mendoza and on our way to the Andes Mountains in the morning!

Vineyards, rafting, camping, hiking, CHICAS!

Going to play keno in the casino in Reno!

Not really!

Going to check out this Privado across the street from the Hyatt.

Add it to WT69's Privado List.

I guess I will take a bullit for the boys!

Have Fun,

TL

[Superman]

TL is simply the BEST.

[TejanoLibre]

TL,

Do you do only fully erect tours or you also do fully "limp" tours for families with kids etc?

Of course I also perform architectural and historical tours during the day that would be ideal for families with children.

I was supposed to be an architect in Texas with a minor in history so I LOVE the day tours!

Tons of easy and unexplainable CASH postponed and cancelled my education!

WT69 :

Thanks for the sugesstion to your SP teacher.

Garitog :

It was nice to meet you and Thanks for the props!

By the way, it's $100. 00 DOLLARS not TINY PESOS!

But that is for a FULL day and night.

Take Care!

TL

P.S - Garitog , you were not supposed to have a female with you or I guess that I was supposed to tone it down a bit !

My fault !

You can take the Texan out of Texas but you can´t take the Texas out of a Texan at times !

[WorldTravel69]

My Spanish teacher wants to come to Buenos Aires with her class.

I suggested TL as a guide.

Dude, I asked a simple question.

What's your problem?

No need to get so exited and jumpy.

I have several friends who visit Argentina with their families and look for English speaking guides.

Not everyone is coming to Argentina for sex tourism.

Just trying to help TL get some work.