The Asuncion Travel Guide

[Gato Hunter]

This is the nicest place I have seen in town. Last time I stayed at the Guarani Esplendor, my friends have rooms at the asuncion palace and the armele that I have been in.

Clean rooms, turn down service, a great breakfast buffet. I had a problem with the room when the shitter did not work and they fixed it in under an hour and gave me an apology.

I got a deal on priceline and I only paid 65US a night. It is four stars barely, but by far the nicest hotel in town. The normal rate is around 120US at this time.

English speaking staff, and free airport transfers. The sheets have a real thread count to them and the king size bed is not two beds pushed together. Nice fluffly bathrobe also.

I got a free massage also after staying for 3 days. There was no happy ending, it was professional. Trust me I tried. It was a 20$ value according to the price list in the elevator.

[Exon123]

Its quite reasonable with very high caliber Chica's.

My only draw back is there quite young for me, averaging 18 to 23 years old. I like a little more experience.

But you can't beat the price, about $35 USD per one hour session.

Exon

[Gato Hunter]

And, yes, the Playboy Club was a total rip-off, at least as bad as the Boliches to Avoid that are listed for BA.

I went to the playboy club tonight. The doorman charged me 20k to get in saying there were 6 chicas. He was not lying. Out of the six one was the bartender, the other was some old hag that was cleaning the bathroom and there was another one that was 40 years old.

I would have had a better chance at one of those clip joints in BA.

I just don't get the allure of Asuncion.

[Gato Hunter]

Thai does not have the hottest chicks. You pay for the house which is pretty impressive.

The youngest and hottest chicks are downtown. You just need to take your chances. Who knows where they are. Check out enough places and you will find them and they will blow your mind.

But for $20 a shot you can check out a lot of places until you find something incredible.

And that brings us to how valuable is your time over money spent. For me my time is money.

Are you going to go all over the place to find the perfect girl and at the end of the day end up wacking off because you did not find something that fit your exact needs?

I am not impressed with Asuncion, and this is my second time. I gave it the benefit of the doubt. I am glad I only came for a few days. I will pay for chicas in BA because it's not a third world shithole.

[Member #4110]

Captain, thanks for the kind words. When I search my name in Argentinaprivate, I don't see my first two BA trip reports, and I don't know why. I have made a lot of posts on another website for Costa Rica (rio_m and river_m) and on a Canadian site (river_mguy).

AllIWantIsLove, you are correct that the website is www.hot.com.py I mis-spelled Valkirias (I put an e where the 2nd I should go). I just checked the site, and there were six of my dear friends (each a Valkirie) pictured on the website. Interestingly, the chicas at Valirias knew something about the Norse legends of Valkiries.

Gato Hunter, I avoided Thai because of the cost, but I do want to check it out next trip (thanks for tip). As for Movena Mia at Azara 479, ny notes indicate that the sitting room was not so bad, but I did not look at the rooms so I missed out on the dreadful experience you report. I'm not surprised that only 3s worked on Sunday. The only good Sunday of 4 that I had was the day that one of the chicas came to my apartment. On my next trip I will check out all the 24/7 places to see if any provide a good service. And, yes, the Playboy Club was a total rip-off, at least as bad as the Boliches to Avoid that are listed for BA.

[El Alamo]

Thai does not have the hottest chicks. You pay for the house which is pretty impressive.

The youngest and hottest chicks are downtown. You just need to take your chances. Who knows where they are. Check out enough places and you will find them and they will blow your mind.

But for $20 a shot you can check out a lot of places until you find something incredible.

[Gato Hunter]

I was told this has the hotest girls, and the cleanest place. I went with another monger. It was about a 35k taxi out to villa mora from the downtown area. The house was nice. I can't remember the name of the chica I fucked but she was 22 no kids, no tattos, with a really tight body. The price was 250k for the hour. She did tell me that she was engaged to a foreigner and has a large rock on her finger.

I got a decent warmup massage that lead into a first for me in Paraguay after two trips. A BBBJ! The chica was into what she was doing and got on top and did the squatting cowgirl for at least 10 minutes. Went two rounds no problem stayed the whole hour.

This is a nice house that looks like you could film a porno in the san fernando valley. They took me into a room out back up some stairs. It was clean. After she took the sheets off the bed and threw them down stairs, and put clean sheets on. You also got a clean towel, and a hotel sized soap in the plastic. I had aircondtioning, but my friend did not. The shower had no mold either.

There were three chicas there, each one has a different price but there is a menu. There was only two chicas disponible, but on the way out I saw number three and she was even better than the other two.

If you call or email they will give you the address and price list. No english is spoken as far as I can tell. They will call a cab for the return trip.

If I was here longer I may go back but I have a few other places to hit in the limited time I have here.

[El Perro]

I ended up wiping my dick off on the curtains when the chica left the room, it was the only semi clean thing I could find.

Ja Ja! That made my morning.

[Gato Hunter]

This place is a fucking dump. The line up sucks also.

There was nothing else open so I ended up fucking two skanks that were no higher than a 3. No BBBJ. Dirty sheets that are stained, and don't get me started on the shitter.

I will freely admit I went back twice today and fucked two different skanks. Its Sunday and there was nothing else open. 80k each nut.

I ended up wiping my dick off on the curtains when the chica left the room, it was the only semi clean thing I could find.

The good side is that I won 150k playing roulette, bad side is that the poker table at the Esplendor is gone.

I attached a photo of the room. I went back to the hotel and took a long hot shower after.

I slipped my doorman 20k and we went outside for a chat. He told me that the playboy club chicas are nasty also and he recommended I not go there. He did give me some pointers that I will follow up on manana.

[AllIWantIsLove]

An excellent report Riverm.

Re: "If you look for the chicas from Valkiries on the www.hot.py Website,."

Did you mean www.hot.com.py? There doesn't seem to be a www.hot.py. But the site at www.hot.com.py Does not mention "Valkiries".

Bob

[Member #3320]

Back in the States now, I can say that I miss my four weeks in Asuncion. So it will be fun to re-live some experiences as I write this. This is an old man's dream.

I have to say "Riverm", this is the possibly the best report I have EVER read on AP or ISG since the time I have been visiting these sites for about 5 years.

This is a lesson for other mongers on the kind of information and the writing technic desired for making good reports of their experiences.

Riverm, do you have the same I'd on ISG. Will like to read all your reports from now.

I am HIGHLY impressed!

A BIG thanks.

[Member #4110]

Back in the States now, I can say that I miss my four weeks in Asuncion. So it will be fun to re-live some experiences as I write this. I believe I have a responsibility to share information with others, because I benefited so much from the reviews and comments by Goodguy, aka Ken Apples, Hafrbo, World Traveler 69, Captain, HappyGoLucky, Tequila Tim, El Alamo, and others. Anyone interested in mongering in Asuncion should search these names on this site as well as www.internationalsexguide.info.

The comments below involve some limitations you need to know up-front. First of all, I am an older man who likes sex in the morning after a good night's sleep. If you like sex at 8 PM or at 3 AM, these reviews could be largely irrelevant. Another limitation is that my greatest pleasure is in seeing the chica have pleasure during coitus. So I like a chica who naturally wants to go the full 10 rounds. Usually there's a good correlation between chicas who will go the full time with enthusiasm and chicas who enjoy two or three shots on goal, but you have to understand I am not a high-scoring kind of guy. A third limitation is that my Spanish is limited. I can make myself understood and read a newspaper, but I often have trouble understanding what people are saying. A final limitation is that I am a value shopper. OK, I'm cheap. In Buenos Aires, I would never pay top dollar for a girl from Black or Mahaodos when I could see an equally hot chica at a privado for much less money. On the other hand, I like things to be clean, very clean.

Overall, in 26 days on the ground in Asuncion, I had 33 sessions with 17 different chicas, if I am counting things correctly. On four days, I had no sessions, so it was a common pattern to see a chica for an hour and then immediately see another for 30 minutes or an hour. On my last day, I saw three chicas in a row, and it was heavenly. For some reason I do not understand, now that I am home, I requested no threesomes even though I often do threesomes in other countries. Of the 17 chicas, I had servicio completo with 8 at least once, and others offered it. Two spontaneously did besos negros and two others spontaneously offered BBBJCIM. Somewhat more than half started out with CBJ, but some switched to BB on subsequent visits. The 17 chicas varied widely in terms of their willingness to get turned on. Of the 17, 7 clearly did not become orgasmic, and a couple more seemed embarrassed (rather cutely) when they came and then covered their faces in mock shame. On the other hand, some were wildly orgasmic and just kept wiggling for more after a brief interval for catching the breath. Interestingly, the ones who liked their breasts kissed at the beginning tended to be the hottest as well as the most giving. Kissing breasts really does not do so much for me, but I am going to keep doing it to see if the girls who say 'rico' to the nuzzling really are hotter. For years, one young lady in Buenos Aires has been on my mind because of how turned on she became in anal. Now I have several from this Paraguay experience who are right up there in just craving it. Clearly some of these young ladies are getting more than money out of their work. I just appreciate the chica's mental ability to suspend the awkward payment situation in order to enjoy herself in the moment. It certainly does not always happen, and it often does not happen with the same chica who was able to let it happen a week before. But when pure sexuality emerges, even if quickly forgotten by the chica, it is a moment worth living and treasuring in an old man's mind.

All the chicas I experienced were pretty, young, and quite trim (OK, a couple had a few extra pounds but they were firm, youthful pounds with no slackness). The chicas in the inexpensive Microcenter apartments were usually relatively short, whereas the chicas in the relarively expensive outlying barrios (still in Asuncion but $10 taxi rides) were relatively tall even though they were not especially prettier than the low-rent chicas in other ways. Eyes were deep brown except for one (described under La Mansion VIP below). Skin color varied from German-Scandinavia whiteness to Mestizo deep brown; only one chica with African features was presented to me (out of 50 or more); she was hot actually. All breasts were natural, and size varied across the gamut. Most chicas presented were from 18 to 23 years old, and I think only two were over 30 at any apartment (I passed). All the chicas were free of any odor and cleaner than many gringas or Costa Rica Ticas; a couple had a few pimples on the butt or back but no blemishes in the vaginal or anal areas.

Unlike Argentina and very much unlike Costa Rica, none of the chicas claimed to be students, and none claimed that the casa work was only part-time to supplement work as a secretary or clerk. They claimed to work 8-hour to 12-hour shifts and saw 4 to 8 men per day. All except one had at least one child, (and most lived with their mothers. All denied current novios. Unlike Costa Rica, no one wanted my email address so that they could ask for money. However, the repeat chicas seemed genuninely interested that I might return to Paraguay. None appeared to want a non-professional relationship with this old guy. Only two visited me at my apartment, and they were great company, generous in all ways and with the clock, but the transaction was clearly monetary (fine with me). There was very little evidence of chicas becoming upset when I would choose other chicas, and some advocated for their friends. Overall, things were business-like and friendly, with these incredibly erotic moments that seemed to be quickly forgotten by the chicas. Most enjoyed looking at themselves in the mirror, whether they were doing oral, anal, or vaginal. They enjoyed seeing themselves penetrated. None of the chicas I saw spoke more than a few words of English, so all verbal communication was limited by my poor Spanish.

Highest recommendation: Valkiries. 905 Azara casi Estados Unidos upstairs on left– my favorite (see review under Asuncion Private Apartments List). 4 – 8 attractive chicas presented, most offering servico completo, regular hours from 9 AM to 8 PM Monday through Saturday. 120, 000/80, 000 one hour / half-hour rates with no upselling, clean sheets for every session, good mattress and bed, music, mirror, bath in room if you are first or across hallway if in one of the other rooms, friendly proprietess, overall friendly atmosphere. If you look for the chicas from Valkiries on the www.hot.py website, you will see photos of some of the chicas I enjoyed. These photos were taken in the same room where I spent some great mornings -- you can see the mirror that the chicas and I enjoyed.

Recommended (my second-favorite) : Harem, DeFrancia 226 casi Yegros upstairs. 3 – 5 chicas, mostly doable, but they line up together instead of presenting themselves individually so it is awkward to ask specific questions. 120, 000/80, 000 one hour / half-hour rates with no upselling, regular hours from 9 AM to 9 PM Monday through Saturday, On one day, only 2 of 5 offered completo. Very clean and large with comfortable and classy sitting rooms (could be nice in evening). Rooms are nice, but bathroom is in hallway (not a problem in the morning with few customers). Bed mattresses are thin with uncomfortable slats, and sheets are not always changed between sessions. Males answer the door, but they are personable.

Recommended: PyEscorts, Cerro Cora 462, casi Mexico. 3 chicas on each of three morning visits, at least two of whom were attractive, but the attractive ones did not offer completo. 150, 000/100, 000 G. One hour / half-hour rates with no upselling, clean rooms with good mattresses, bath down the hallway, good attitudes and politeness, open at 10 AM but not sure about closing.

Recommended but relatively expensive: Mansion VIP, requiring $10 taxi from the Microcenter south in direction of Jose Bogado, but no one states the exact address (freestanding home) even though the taxistas find it. 7 chicas. 6 of whom were lovely and most of whom were tall (this is the big difference from the Microcenter chicas). Also, they might have been just a little older at this casa – no 18-year-olds. 250, 000/150, 000 hour / half-hour rates, and my chica asked for 100, 000 additional for anal. Still, she was a great sex partner with a great sense of humor, large natural breasts, greenish-blue eyes, and very firm / trim butt. She was athletic and loved safe sex. All CBJ. Room was very nice, clean, and mirrored, with great bathroom. Bed slid all over floor, and the chica thought this was very funny.

Recommended with reservation: New Elite, Cerro Cora 217 casi Yegros. Three chicas presented, a little more expensive at 180, 000 including anal (I don't know other prices), with bathroom in the room and good, clean layout. The reason I have a reservation is that the staff and presenting chicas were not friendly or eager. The chica I chose (very pretty indeed) was very mechanical at first and tried upselling for BBBJ, but after 30 minutes she warmed up so that she was a like a totally different person. I ended up having some great anal with her. Posted hours are 10 AM to 9 PM, Monday through Saturday. Maybe they just aren't used to someone ringing the bell at 10:00 on the nose.

Not recommended: Agencia 310 located at De Francia 310 casi Yegros. This place was filthy. The guy who answered the door had wild filthy hair that highlighted his generally uncouth appearance. He escorted me to a stinky little room that had only a curtain covering the door, while claiming that his good room was ocupada. Some of the chicas were lovely, however. The prettiest had a special price of 250, 000 for the hour (most expensive I saw in the Microcenter, by far, and the rest were 150, 000. I just wanted to wash myself when I left this place. I feel bad for the chicas, some of whom might be great for calls back to one's hotel.

Not recommended based on my two visits but another reviewer recommended this place so it might be OK for some: Deseos, at 14 de Mayo 1008 casi Jejui. Each time three unenthusiastic chicas were presented, only one of whom met the average prettiness rating for Asuncion. I played once with the prettiest of the bunch, but the chica was a cold fish sexually. She said that she is hotter if she gets to know someone over time, but who would take the time when there are so many ladies who get hot in the first five minutes? Sorry I don't remember hours or rates, but the rates were not high.

Not recommended: Naomi, EEUU 525 casi 25 de Mayo. The chica was reasonably pretty but not enthusiastic, so I made a 30-minute appointment. The chica turned out to be unresponsive, and at the 20-minute mark there were knocks on the door. Another chica barged into the room to get her sexy outfit out of the lockers in the room, and then she locked herself in the only bathroom while I waited to take a shower. There was no one to complain to. The chica I was with called the other chica names but did nothing to make it up to me.

Rude to me on a Sunday but might be OK at other times: Gozanos, Parapiti 968 casi Farina. Like a lot of places, this place claims to be open 24/7 (lunes a lunes) , but service on Sunday mornings and early afternoons is generally bad. What really bothered me about this place is that the chica said at 11:00 AM to return at 2:00 PM, but then told me at 2:00 that the place was not going to be open the entire day.

Several other supposedly 24/7 places are not recommended for morning mongering but might be fine for evening and late-night mongering. There include Eden located at Azara 495; Movena Mia located at Azara 479; Mariana located at EEUU 258; and Tania located at Yegros 1250 casi De Francia. All four of these places appeared clean and presentable. The problem with all four of them is that the chicas looked very tired and unenthusiastic in the morning because they had been working all night so they just wanted to finish their shift. When I return, I am going to try some night-mongering at Eden located at Azara 495 and Movena Mia located at Azara 479. Their rates are 120, 000/80, 000 hour / half-hour, staff were very polite even though the chicas were tired, and their drawing rooms looked spacious and well-kept. Mariana's hourly rate was higher at 150, 000, and Tania charged me 180, 000 for an hour (but I think this might have been a chica upsell when she was temporarily in charge). Actually, the chica at Tania was gorgeous, but she had a jumpy, changeable quality in sex like someone with hyperactivity, whether natural or drug-induced. Although they claim to be 24/7, don't expect them to be open early on a Sunday afternoon.

I spent $20 in round-trip cab fare to go to Clase A near the racetrack (someone highly recommended this site), but they were not open in the early afternoon even though they advertised to be open (I should have called first). One afternoon, I went to Caballero 903, which claims to be open 24/7, and no one answered the door. On two different occasions I went to 14 de Mayo 1080 (just down the street from 14 de Mayo 1018) , and no one answered the door. Someone else had recommended this place. Maybe it closed or maybe there was a mix-up with 14 de Mayo 1018. 1080 appeared to be very run-down from the outside.

O'Leary 757 and O'Leary 796 were closed, as were a couple other places mentioned in prior posts.

In summary, I can recommend from personal experience only four casas, and I did a lot of repeat business at these casas in order to get in my 33 sessions. I just can't say enough in praise about Valkiries. 905 Azara casi Estados Unidos, where I was treated like a king and where I had some of the best sex of my old life. Obviously, however, in my attempt to find out about other casas, I ran into frustrations, but I think many of these other casas might be great places later in the day or night.

Four weeks in Paraguay are going to be too much for most mongers I know. One feels much more isolated and alone in Paraguay than in any other place I have ever been, and that includes Thailand, Taiwan, eastern Europe, and various countries in Latin America. For me, seeing the chicas was really a sidelight, an entertainment, because I was there to work on a writing project, and writing is inherently isolating. So it was a good environment for me, and I definitely will be returning to do more work and to play with those chicas, most of whom are unspoiled, sexually smoking, and inexpensive. I think nothing of spending $35 for lunch with wine in the States when I could give the same amount to a lovely young Paraguaya who is literally giving it everything she has got for a full hour. This is an old man's dream.

[HappyGoLucky]

My advice to 99% of those considering going to Paraguay.

Do not go there.

It is too hot in the summer.

For high tech junkies it is a no go.

No night clubs like Madohos or Black.

Just say no.

However, if you a stoned out space cadet, and have no idea what your name is or where you are. Maybe it will be all right.

Paraguay is not for the majority of the people posting on this board.

Disclaimer. For the other 1% Paraguay is a banana split sundae with chocolate sprinkles, dulce de leche and a STRAWBERRY ON TOP.

What's going on with the cantina? I stopped by there several times in May but? It seems like a great location.

[Gato Hunter]

Actually, you would have have made a 20% gain if you had keep your guarani in 2010 (as opposed to converting them back to dollars) , the paraguayian economy is rock solid compared to the ponzi scheme known as the US monetary policy. Check out the FOREX charts if you don't believe me. Personally, I hoard every foreign currency (except the Ar. Peso) whenever I go abroad. Every time my hedge strategy has resulted in less expensive trips in the future.

Tim, I totally agree with the US monetary policy being crap.

When I left Paraguay last time I had stashed 400k Guarani in my bag while drunk. I also had about another 300k that I knew I had. I tried to give that 300k to a Paraguayan, she didn't want it. I gave it to another porteno chica and it took her a few months to find a place in BA to cambio.

I guess I should have said cash it out before you leave because you can't to it easily elsewhere.

I still have the 400k that I found 6 months after I got home. It was 4600 to the $ then.

I may go back and use it next month.

I was in Holland early December 2010 and left with 800 euro at 126, now its 144. Yay!

[Member #4110]

In a post recently I thanked several guys for info on Asuncion. I'd also like to thank Tequila Tim and El Alamo for past, helpful posts. I don't quite understand why El Alamo has changed his opinion of Asuncion. He complains about the heat in the summer months, and I am sure he has a point there. But right now, in the Southern Hemisphere winter, the weather is perfect, much warmer than chilly Buenos Aires. As for Mahados and Black, those places were worth one quick visit each, from my point of view; I don't miss them. To each his own, without judgment.

The chicas in the casas are very attractive and young, albeit a little short. Three of 12 chicas have been very reserved, but all the others have been fun-loving, full of smiles, and wanting to have fun. However, none here has been as beautiful as a few I was lucky to have in Buenos Aires. Ironically, the most beautiful woman I have ever had sex with was a Paraguayan in a Buenos Aires privado. But the streets here are full of gorgeous women in tight jeans. I have never seen so many attractive women on the streets and in the cafes, in Paris, or Prague, or Buenos Aires, New York, LA, or anywhere. Also, the Paraguayanas seem to have very direct awareness of their sexuality, and they like to peek a look at you gazing at their asses while walking down the street. The local men look at them too, but quietly without Mediterranean comments.

In El Alamo's demography, I guess I am in the last category:

¨for the other 1% Paraguay is a banana split sundae with chocolate sprinkles, dulce de leche and a STRAWBERRY ON TOP. ¨

I'll be back here, but maybe not in January.