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  1. #17

    Cool Get the innoculation dude.

    Quote Originally Posted by Rain Grown  [View Original Post]
    BBBJ's and hpv virus- check it out
    The shot works for both men and women dude. Check it out! LOL. Happy Mongering All. Toymann

    And this was your first post! [Deleted by Admin]. Thanks for the contribution. LOL

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  2. #16

    Stds

    Quote Originally Posted by WorldTravel69  [View Original Post]
    I am 69.

    I have spent my last 10 years in South America and 10 or so more years in other world countries. Every six months I have sex a disease check up. Always Negative. 70 countries. Oh yes, I had Clap in the USA only. A few times. That needle in the my ass hurt. Big time.

    I love to eat pussy, because it gets them off and turns me on.

    WT69
    BBBJ's and hpv virus- check it out

  3. #15

    Zedonkey

    Zedonkey, it was I that turned everyone against you, as the suspicious and sarcastic bastard that I am.

    For you see, a scourge upon the good mongers of Bs As is the shill. The shill is usually some douchebag trying to drum up business for some skank who has recently posted her pics on a new thread and declaring that she's open for biz. The flow of your post started out on the right track "I'm new here an to the game, can someone draw me a picture, blah, blah, blah." It was the 'turn' that my suspicion was aroused. You went from asking about the rules of the road and then you seem to be providing the road map to the hidden kingdom. My apologies.

    As for STDs if you're a liberal, God will make sure you get one (just kidding). If you wrap it, it's hard to see things going wrong for you.

  4. #14

    STD Fears

    I am 69.

    I have spent my last 10 years in South America and 10 or so more years in other world countries. Every six months I have sex disease check up. Always Negative. 70 countries. Oh yes, I had Clap in the USA only. A few times. That needle in the my ass hurt. Big time.

    I love to eat pussy, because it gets them off and turns me on.

    WT69

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  6. #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zedonkey12  [View Original Post]
    Jackson, why the nasty sarcasm? I'm obviously new to this and simply concerned about health. You make it seem that I think Buenos Aires chicks will unequivocally have STD's. I was just querying the field of people who actually know about Buenos Aires escorts to get a sense of the risk and prevalence of STD's here.
    Hi Zedonkey12,

    I wasn't trying to be nasty, I was trying to be humorous, and my point was that the risks of getting an STD by fucking a chick here in Buenos Aires is exactly the same as it is fucking a chick anywhere else in the world.

    Anyway, if you use a condom, then the entire question is moot, isn't it?

    Thanks,

    Jackson

  7. #12

    Dyslexic jokes

    Quote Originally Posted by TejanoLibre  [View Original Post]
    What does an agnostic, dyslexic, insomniac do at night?

    Stays awake all night and wonders if there is a dog!
    Hey TL,

    Did you hear about the Jewish dyslexic who went around saying "yo?"

    Or the black dyslexic who called all his friends "orb?"

    Or the Hispanic dyslexic who answered every question with "is?"

    Or the dyslexic racist who hated gingers?

    Or the dyslexic pirate who said "oh-oh-oy?"

    Or the dyslexic devil worshiper who sold his soul to Santa?

    Or the dyslexic who got thrown out of the piano bar for spitting in the TIPS jar?

    Enough for now.

  8. #11

    I am all knowing!

    Quote Originally Posted by Zedonkey12  [View Original Post]
    Someone should write a novel about you expats in Buenos Aires-like a hemingway style expat novel. Maybe Dr. Lorenzo could channel his inner literary genius-o wait-he got his doctorate from MIT so maybe he could just derive a formula to make a computer write it for him.

    I appreciate your offer, TL. I might end up giving you a call or sending you a PM.
    I fuck for six days and I rest on the seventh!

    What does an agnostic, dyslexic, insomniac do at night?

    Stays awake all night and wonders if there is a dog!

    Call me!

    Ramiro

  9. #10
    Quote Originally Posted by TejanoLibre  [View Original Post]
    What's the worst thing that could happen to you :

    So you get A. I. D. S, live 25 years longer, get fat as shit, open movie theaters, become an NBA Broadcaster and STILL fuck girls at the gym in LA!

    Could be worse!

    It's like Russian Roulette!

    You pays your monies and you takes your chances!

    The incidence for H. I. V in crime free BA is. 000635!

    If you don't fuck Chicks with Dicks, intravenous drug users, trannies, or BOYS then you won't catch shit!

    I caught the common cold once here and it was so bad that I WISHED it was AIDS!

    Look at " The Rock" or at TL, The Bareback Kings and never even the sniffles!

    Pulled out a few butter beans though!

    How old are you?

    Add twenty years to your life.

    Is that good enough?

    Do you want to die in a fucking wheel chair with a colostomy bag next to you!

    FUCK NO BRO!

    I'm leaving on TL's terms!

    Death by pussy!

    I try it everyday!

    Calll me and I will lead you to the promised land!

    Let my people CUM!

    TL.

    I did not come here to live I came here to die!
    Someone should write a novel about you expats in Buenos Aires-like a hemingway style expat novel. Maybe Dr. Lorenzo could channel his inner literary genius-o wait-he got his doctorate from MIT so maybe he could just derive a formula to make a computer write it for him.

    I appreciate your offer, TL. I might end up giving you a call or sending you a PM.

  10. #9

    Smile What's the Worst Case Scenario?

    Quote Originally Posted by Zedonkey12  [View Original Post]
    Hi. I am visiting Buenos Aires this June and am hoping for a little advice from people who know what their talking about. I am totally new to all this. I know this may seem stupid because I have not heard any complaints, but how can you make sure to stay safe health wise. Getting with a beautiful argentine chica seems absolutely incredible. Except for the possibility of an STD. I mean DATY is a dream. That I feel could turn into a nightmare. Are you guys confident about the health factor? Also, does anyone have any info on Vicky? She is really quite beautiful to me but there is absolutely nothing about her which makes me a bit concerned. Any advice you guys could give would be very much appreciated.

    Mejores deseos
    What's the worst thing that could happen to you :

    So you get A. I. D. S, live 25 years longer, get fat as shit, open movie theaters, become an NBA Broadcaster and STILL fuck girls at the gym in LA!

    Could be worse!

    It's like Russian Roulette!

    You pays your monies and you takes your chances!

    The incidence for H. I. V in crime free BA is. 000635!

    If you don't fuck Chicks with Dicks, intravenous drug users, trannies, or BOYS then you won't catch shit!

    I caught the common cold once here and it was so bad that I WISHED it was AIDS!

    Look at " The Rock" or at TL, The Bareback Kings and never even the sniffles!

    Pulled out a few butter beans though!

    How old are you?

    Add twenty years to your life.

    Is that good enough?

    Do you want to die in a fucking wheel chair with a colostomy bag next to you!

    FUCK NO BRO!

    I'm leaving on TL's terms!

    Death by pussy!

    I try it everyday!

    Calll me and I will lead you to the promised land!

    Let my people CUM!

    TL

    I did not come here to live I came here to die !

    P.S - Get vaccinated for Hep 1 , 2 and 3 if it exist !

    DATY all day bubbie !

    Never share straws though !

    Cleanest girls i've known down here !

  11. #8
    Quote Originally Posted by Zedonkey12  [View Original Post]
    Hey Lorenzo, where did you get you Ph. D from?
    MIT, since you asked.

  12. #7

    Clarification

    Quote Originally Posted by Lorenzo  [View Original Post]
    Given his command of English, or rather his lack of it, I seriously doubt that the USA is his home.
    Hey Lorenzo, where did you get you Ph. D from? Sorry I posted in the wrong forum, but damn, why such sarcasm and hostility? Walley, I do appreciate your advice, I really don't know much about this at all. If shill means scam-not at all-same for soft shell. I don't know what that means. I was simply confused that such an attractive chick had no reviews.

    Jackson, why the nasty sarcasm? I'm obviously new to this and simply concerned about health. You make it seem that I think Buenos Aires chicks will unequivocally have STD's. I was just querying the field of people who actually know about Buenos Aires escorts to get a sense of the risk and prevalence of STD's here.

    Sorry for bad etiquette I guess

  13. #6

    I love the sales strategy

    The best comeback (IMO) to this sales approach was delivered by an outlaw named Josie Wales:

    Carpetbagger: Your young friend could use some help.

    [holds up a bottle of patent medicine]

    Carpetbagger: This is it. One dollar a bottle. It works wonders on wounds.

    Josey Wales: Works wonders on just about everything, eh?

    Carpetbagger: It can do most anything.

    Josey Wales: [spits tobacco juice on the carpetbagger's coat] How is it with stains?

    I'll bring along a little Redman Golden Blend with me next time.

  14. #5
    Quote Originally Posted by Jackson  [View Original Post]
    Zedonkey12,

    You're right! You will most certainly catch an STD if you fuck the girls here in BA.

    It's much safer fucking girls in the USA.

    If I were you, I'd stay home.

    Thanks,

    Jackson
    Given his command of English, or rather his lack of it, I seriously doubt that the USA is his home.

  15. #4

    Thumbs up Ialotflmao!

    Good one El Jeffe. Happy Mongering All. Toymann

  16. #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zedonkey12  [View Original Post]
    Hi. I am visiting Buenos Aires this June and am hoping for a little advice from people who know what their talking about. I am totally new to all this. I know this may seem stupid because I have not heard any complaints, but how can you make sure to stay safe health wise. Getting with a beautiful argentine chica seems absolutely incredible. Except for the possibility of an STD. I mean DATY is a dream. That I feel could turn into a nightmare. Are you guys confident about the health factor? Also, does anyone have any info on Vicky? She is really quite beautiful to me but there is absolutely nothing about her which makes me a bit concerned. Any advice you guys could give would be very much appreciated.

    Mejores deseos
    Zedonkey12,

    You're right! You will most certainly catch an STD if you fuck the girls here in BA.

    It's much safer fucking girls in the USA.

    If I were you, I'd stay home.

    Thanks,

    Jackson

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