Putagate: The Secret service not getting secretly serviced

[Aqualung]

I have worked at one time or another with almost all the different services from the US, from the UK or from Europe and while I have greatly admired most of them for their professionalism on the job I have been astonished at their lack of social (mongering) skills and even common sense in almost all except for their specific jobs. This case that hit the news in Colombia is just one of thousands of cases but it has been blown out of proportion by the media. One of my favourite stories is, many, many years ago, bailing out of a "comisaria" a bunch of British coppers that had just trashed one of those joints on the beware lists here in AP. A long and funny story I will reveal to anyone willing to pay for a beer or two! Hahahaha Actually, it's going to be more than a beer or two. It's going to be a remis to pick me up, take me into town and then back home. Anyway, going back to the original story. These guys tend to underestimate the trouble they can get into because the US embassies in general just make the problems disappear and the local authorities shrug off the incident. After all, who is going to cause an international incident over a puta getting short changed?

This case gets into the news not because some foreign country wishes it to happen but because some certain political factions in the US wish it to. I really don't know about or am interested in anything relative to the US's internal politics but here it is evident that internal political issues have assured that a puta not getting a few Dollars more than she expected by a Presidential custody agent has made the front lines.

I bet no one more than the Colombian government wishes for this "problem" to disappear.

[Master J]

And El Salvador.

http://www.voanews.com/english/news/...149090565.html

Digging up some Bill Clinton trip to Buenos Aires in 2009 should bring up something about Blacks I imagine.

Also note that on Google when searching for Secret Service there are well placed "about the Secret Service / Jobs " that keep some of the articles off the front page.

And are the girls in question credible witnesses?

[Donkey Punch]

In a seperate incident in Brasilia.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...st_read_module

[Miami Bob]

Any university educated guy who would pay us$800 in cartegena for a puta isn't smart enough to protect the president

someone should post links to the international sex guide on the secret service website.

[Master J]

It's just keeps getting better. Would imagine same play if it happened in Argentina.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/worl...icle-1.1065527

Love the Palin angle too.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/poli...icle-1.1064733

The Daily News is similar to the Enquirer just fronted as a legit NY newspaper. They will milk this to the end.

[Eurotrashy27]

Lets hope for all twenty as the "Secret Girls of Cartegena!"

This would be a hot seller, cheap for them, great for us. Way more interesting then the crap with Lohan and other celebsluts.

TL: Gotta respect the chica though. Everyone whose been at this rodeo knows how this negotiation goes down. The SS guy probably let on something that she knew she could get him on, then got the upper hand. He hung himself with his own rope so to speak.

[TejanoLibre]

I'm guessing the main chica in question will be doing a photo shoot for "Playboy" before the year is out.

She is going to "Milk" it for all it's worth!

Pun intended!

The poor, little, single mother having to be a "part-time" hooker MY ASS!

She will be making a bunch of cash!

$800. 00 dollars for TLN in Colombia?

NEVER!

No wonder he told her to fucking leave!

No way it was his first rodeo either!

TL

[Master J]

I'm guessing the main chica in question will be doing a photo shoot for "Playboy" before the year is out.

Lets hope for all twenty as the "Secret Girls of Cartegena!"

[El Perro]

I'm guessing the main chica in question will be doing a photo shoot for "Playboy" before the year is out.

[Master J]

Well, here she is, pictures courtesy of the NY press. Check out the comments. Lots of mongers chiming in.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/poli...icle-1.1064287

The pictures look like she is a shark at least to me. No nonsense player.

Like to give the reporter Neena a little treatment, no?

How shocking alcohol and prostitutes in Colombia!

Much more legs to this story. I hope.

Very impressed with the 20 women count and the pre-party room plans.

How the fuck did these guys expect to be invisible on this one?

[El Perro]

SPIRIT AIR is running a "More Bang For Your Buck" promo from FLL to Cartegena for under $20.

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow...194344303.html

Now THAT is funny.

[Hound]

Nice indeed.

The person I feel sorry for is her 9 year old son. His classmates will be relentless.

SPIRIT AIR is running a "More Bang For Your Buck" promo from FLL to Cartegena for under $20. http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow...194344303.html

[El Perro]

Well, here she is, pictures courtesy of the NY press. Check out the comments. Lots of mongers chiming in.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/poli...icle-1.1064287

"$30 for $800 service"? Sounds like major gringo pricing and / or something lost in translation. Nice frame, eh?!

[Hound]

Well, here she is, pictures courtesy of the NY press. Check out the comments. Lots of mongers chiming in.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/poli...icle-1.1064287

[El Perro]

I don't have any problem imagining some Secret Service types screwing up in Colombia, or anywhere else. Poor judgement seems to be a worldwide epidemic regardless of your national origin. What kills me is the US government sending investigators down there to round up and interview the hookers. Leave the poor fucking hookers alone already! In some areas of Cartagena prostitution is legal. So, for plying their trade legally the poor hookers first have to fuck some cheap ass Secret Service jerks, then have to tolerate some dry as sand US investigators asking them impertinent questions.

And, more ready made fodder for the anti-prostitution forces in the US to use in their battle outside the 50 states.

D