Thread: The Rules of Mongering in Buenos Aires
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05-16-12 23:32 #18
Posts: 1009Internet chicas
If the number does not have a 15 in front of it the girl is in a privado, may not exist at all, or quit working months ago.
Going to an Internet chicas place for the first time is a good strategy. If you open the door and the chica looks like George Washington you can just turn around and leave.
The photo you see online is the best that chica has looked or ever will look.
Take note of the clothes the chica is wearing in the photos. You can see in some of them that from the styles of clothes she is wearing that the photo was taken in 1988.
There are chicas that are still using the same photo since I started coming down here in 2004.
Look at the hands, elbows and knees in the photos for an indication that the chica is older than advertised.
For the non spanish speakers text messaging is your friend. Some chicas won't answer your texts if they don't know you. So do your best and talk for a minute and tell her your going to text her cause your Castellano sucks on the phone.
Landline phones are tied to an address forever in BA. By giving the chica your landline number this will give her a sense of security, some won't come the first time unless you give it to them.
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05-16-12 23:19 #17
Posts: 1009Threesome rules
You can never pick two random chicas and expect a threesome to go off well. Get a known performer and have her bring a friend. You can tell her to get another if that friend is ugly, just don't be a pelotudo while doing it.
While shagging the threesome with your known performer and friend pay more attention to the known girl instead of the friend, these chicas will get jealous fast if they see you like porking her Amiga more than her. I once had a chica throw a glass of cold water on me when I was really getting into her friend.
If you do more than three girls lock everything up like fort knox. You will end up smothered in chicas and one will be casing the joint.
If you do more than three girls one of them needs to be La Hefe and keep the chicas in line so you can enjoy yourself.
Buy lots of rubbers, I once went through 23 condoms with two chicas in 2 hours.
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05-16-12 20:31 #16
Posts: 199Eyes
Everybody looks at a dancers ass and tits; if you stare at her eyes you might just steal her soul.
Stranger
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05-16-12 19:48 #15
Posts: 199Sucking tits!
If you take a dancer after midnight, make sure she washes her tits before you suck them!
Some of us get there early, cream them down, rub it in and get a kick out of sending them back to the club without a shower, or so I have been told, hehehe.
Stranger
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05-16-12 19:38 #14
Posts: 1009Mongering 24/7 is hard work.
You can sleep on the plane on the way home!
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05-16-12 17:07 #13
Posts: 10991. It's best to have a black book of chiccas. A black book of 5-7 odd chiccas who are good looking, good fuck, reasonably priced can only be created after you have invested your time and money over 30 odd chiccas.
Repeat fucks with same chiccas get better and hence the importance of creating your own black book.
2. Chiccas keep on leaving BA or stop working totally. So make hay till sun shines. Sometimes you would meet a astounding girl on the last day of your trip hoping to see her again. Hey presto, when you return after 4 months, she is gone! For good! Moral of story:- if you like someone, extend your trip or exchange email IDs, phone no to be sure if she will be there in your next trip.
3. Trimmed pubic area, clean white teeth, good breath, good body smell can be the deal breaker between a average fuck and a unforgettable fuck. Make the effort to be clean before you meet her!
More to follow.
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05-16-12 12:40 #12
Posts: 1009It's better to have a bad reputation than no reputation at all.
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05-16-12 05:38 #11
Posts: 1009Even if you tip the fuck out of the bartender it's not a sure thing.
The best fucks come when your not looking for it.
NEVER tell a chica it's your last night in BA. This can not possibly do any good.
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05-16-12 05:35 #10
Posts: 1009Rules are rules
Don't bring your trash into my tread eh.
Keep it on topic or I will moderate.
Please keep this relevant to the rules of Mongering. Don't turn this into a pissing contest.
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05-16-12 03:17
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05-16-12 02:50
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05-16-12 02:41 #9
Posts: 746Originally Posted by TejanoLibre [View Original Post]
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05-16-12 01:32
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05-16-12 01:29
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05-16-12 01:02 #8
Posts: 3040What's Mine is Mine!
Originally Posted by SunSeeker [View Original Post]
I said but you fuck everybody and she said what's mine is mine and what's your's is mine!
I sure liked her a lot!
Got to quit falling in love just cause they don't charge you!
TL
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05-16-12 00:50 #7
Posts: 488Originally Posted by Stranger [View Original Post]
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05-15-12 23:40 #6
Posts: 823Another good line in response to such nonsense!
Originally Posted by Gato Hunter [View Original Post]
Regarding your list.
If a chica that has proved herself as a killer girl, and suggests she bring her friend. The answer is ALWAYS YES! Birds of a feather fly together (most always, YMMV). This is how you build a killer stable over time.
Happy Mongering All. Toymann
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05-15-12 23:01 #5
Posts: 3040How Much? How Long?
Originally Posted by Gato Hunter [View Original Post]
If you don't ask first and you fuck her that's when she starts screaming that it was dollars or euros and not pesos!
How long? And they say "Un buen tiempo."
That means 10 minutes to undress. 40 minutes in the bed and 10 minutes to dress! FUCK YOU!
TLN to me is untill noon but to most of them it's till the first train leaves town! About 5:45am!
More to follow!
TL.
PS- Made a few believers today at Orleans! A couple of nice guys that Stranger, Gato Hunter, Labrador and myself met.
Hooked up one of them up with Jimena and Labrador grabbed Romina. The other new guy went to Cielo and had a decent time.
It was funny because one of the guys was going to make a serious mistake until I sent Jimena to his hotel!
We are hoping that the 2 new guys will join the board.
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05-15-12 22:13 #4
Posts: 1009Chicas with kids will usually have to go home to take care of kids therefore making a TLN a slim to none chance.
Chicas with kids will usually have a blown stomach. Especially if she says she has two kids under age 5.
Under 10% of girls will do anything after they have kids. If you find a chica that goes to the gym you got a winner.
Chicas without kids are more likely to stay the night. If they live in the provincia and need to take a train home in the morning even better.
Chicas do not want your gifts, they want money. The exception is an Iphone.
This also carry's over to if you give a chica a gift and she fucks your brains out do not expect this to carry over to the next session. She will have no recollection of this gift, like it never even happened.
Sometimes if you have fucked your chica and three of four of her friends but not the ugly one you have to do the ugly one to make things feel ok in the group of chicas.
If your a douche and the chica goes back to the club the tales of douchbaggery will spread at the speed of light. This is known as the Latin Chica Network. They have been effective and black listing even the best mongers.
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