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  1. #255
    Quote Originally Posted by TejanoLibre  [View Original Post]
    Plus I had to act like a Racist Redneck . It was difficult but I fell into the character eventually.
    Yeah, that would probably be about as difficult as me acting like a dickhead. If I had a dollar for every time I heard you rant about 'fucking Indians' I would have quite a few more dollars.

  2. #254

    My Phone had to be Reset back to the to Fucktary original nothings!

    Quote Originally Posted by Spassmusssein  [View Original Post]
    Hope you are well and fine, amigo. As You went off whapp, just askin. Abrazo.
    My Phone had to be Reset back to the to Fucktary original nothings!

    So I have lost real-time communications but I am working on it!

    Thank You Very Much for checking on me my dear old Friend! ( young ).

    THX-1138,

    TL.

  3. #253

    Everything ok, TL┐┐┐

    Hope you are well and fine, amigo. As You went off whapp, just askin┤. Abrazo.

  4. #252

    Fuckyoumentary

    Quote Originally Posted by JimBob  [View Original Post]
    I googled it, saw some screenings ($100!!!) there were also interviews on Youtube. The director spent 30 minutes explaining how he isn't a monger himself and can't understand why someone would want to fuck 400 women and opined that such a person is a "collectionist" and not a sex addict blah blah blah. He said the main character was handsome enough to "get" women and didn't need to pay. What rubbish. You can't fuck 400 civilians, no matter how handsome you are, 400 civilians aren't going to easily hop in bed with you without making you spend some time and money on them. It will take you much mess time and much less money to pay a ho. I don't see how you can be interested enough in ho's to make a movie about them and never sample one yourself. I also don't see how you can admit you pay ho's to fuck you and then be socially acceptable as a director. I guess he is in a conundrum about how to talk about his movie lol. It does look like an interesting movie.

    .
    The "Fuckyoumentary" was filmed in BA and in Mendoza a few years ago while I was at the absolute Worst in my life so the best thing about the movie is that I can watch it and actually see exactly how much of a Complete asshole I was and can be although very entertaining at times.

    I have NOT been able to watch the entire movie without cringing right after the Stupid girl tells the client that he needs to ask me ( Full Name ) how much the price of admission is !!!!!

    Total idiot Chica did not know what the going rate was but it sure makes me look bad. I was just doing both of them a favor like Always.

    I'm just a poor Actor that was reading a script that was written by a Leftist , Pinko , Commie from Clintonfornia that took advantage of my alcoholic and growth hormone addictions at the time of the filming.!

    I have not had a single drop in 4 plus years . From 1.5 Liters of pure Red-Eye rotgut every single day to absolutely NADA . Easiest thing that I have ever done in my life ! Quitting the growth hormone almost killed me . The only reason that I was able to quit is because my only supplier overdosed . Better him than me.

    Back to the Fuckyoumentary , It's artsy and whatever and some of you are actually in it although you may not know it. Funny huh ? NOT A BIT !

    It was reviewed in every newspaper and rag on-line and every critic said that it is Buena and Muy Buena.

    I'm actually very happy that it has been running on a limited amount of theaters . Getting tired of being recognized on the street . I was invited to the biggest television show in the country but I think I'll pass for now.

    The Fuckyoumentary has received numerous international film festival awards as the Best Documentary in Production and some other shit.

    Personally I believe that it is an Oscar worthy performance. I had to gain 50 pounds and I had to be constantly Drunk and Dosed the entire time. Plus I had to act like a Racist Redneck . It was difficult but I fell into the character eventually.

    This gives me about 2 hours of fame now if I add up the other times in life. So much for the 15 minutes of fame rule.

    Anyway, you can watch the director's interview on Youtube which is Full of BS and untruthful statements but you have to go to the theater if you want to see yourself on the big screen.

    THX-1138,

    TL.

    P.S - I recently lost the use of my phone contacts and there are various Boys from this forum that are arriving today and within a few days bringing down my care packages .

    Please send me a PM because I have no way to contact you until they fix my phone .

  5. #251
    I googled it, saw some screenings ($100!!!) there were also interviews on Youtube. The director spent 30 minutes explaining how he isn't a monger himself and can't understand why someone would want to fuck 400 women and opined that such a person is a "collectionist" and not a sex addict blah blah blah. He said the main character was handsome enough to "get" women and didn't need to pay. What rubbish. You can't fuck 400 civilians, no matter how handsome you are, 400 civilians aren't going to easily hop in bed with you without making you spend some time and money on them. It will take you much mess time and much less money to pay a ho. I don't see how you can be interested enough in ho's to make a movie about them and never sample one yourself. I also don't see how you can admit you pay ho's to fuck you and then be socially acceptable as a director. I guess he is in a conundrum about how to talk about his movie lol. It does look like an interesting movie.

    Quote Originally Posted by RockHarders  [View Original Post]
    I do not know but I am curious to see the full documentary myself. It was released in some independent cinemas in Buenos Aires a couple months ago but I have no idea if it is still showing or is available online someplace.
    .

  6. #250
    Quote Originally Posted by PickCherry12  [View Original Post]
    Where can we see the full documentary?
    I do not know but I am curious to see the full documentary myself. It was released in some independent cinemas in Buenos Aires a couple months ago but I have no idea if it is still showing or is available online someplace.

  7. #249
    Quote Originally Posted by RockHarders  [View Original Post]
    https://www.pagina12.com.ar/57299-mi...n-buenos-aires

    This definitely belongs in this thread.
    Where can we see the full documentary?

  8. #248
    https://www.pagina12.com.ar/57299-mi...n-buenos-aires

    This definitely belongs in this thread.

  9. #247

    Louie ! Come on Down !

    Quote Originally Posted by Louie  [View Original Post]
    I plan on getting some help from TL as well for my upcoming trip.
    Yes Sir !

    Some of These posts should be under Tour Guide Services or My Recommendations probably but Thanks to All The Great boys that I meet , have met and will meet !

    Sincerely ,

    TL.

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  11. #246

    Trip

    I plan on getting some help from TL as well for my upcoming trip.

  12. #245

    TejanoLibre is a friend! Knowledgeable and helpful

    All Hobbyists, Fun Seekers & Travelers.

    I just enjoyed my 4th trip to Buenos Aries. And my how things have changed! I've talked up the pleasures of great food and women at very reasonable prices to all my friends here until they couldn't take it any more and we finally booked a trip. Much to my chagrin, I logged onto AP only to find out all the better clubs were closed, alternative options more limited and prices seemingly higher than before. I saw TL on the site, parsing all kinds of thoughts and advice on a variety of subjects so I reached out to begin gathering some intel on the current scene. He was very generous with his responses to all my questions, enlightening me to the changes (not many good) of this wondrous city. I began to read more posts etc and saw that he, well, takes some shit from time to time for his opinions on girls, prices, clubs etc. Well let me tell you, we all have our faults that for fucking sure, most of us that's why we come down here in the first place - to pursue them. He lined a few things up for our arrival, came by and enjoyed some time dipping his toes in the pool. He helped several times during the week answering questions, arranging some meetings etc. All the while never asking for any $. He helped me, I helped him and in the end I would call him a friend. After all, friends help Friends no matter what, without expecting to get compensated or over selling, and vice versa a friend takes care of another friend's time and efforts accordingly. While there are some bargains still left to enjoy, it is as it usually is anywhere in the world...you get what you pay for, and the perceived value vs. Quality debate varies greatly among men. I would recommend TL for tours, tips, and advice for future and present travelers. I look forward to returning.

    Cheers,

    Delmarbeachman.

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  14. #244

    An investment opportunity you won't want to miss

    Thought you might want to consider getting on board early. A German engineer just started his own business in Afghanistan . He's making land mines that look like prayer mats. It's doing well.

    He says prophets are going through the roof.

    TL

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  16. #243
    Quote Originally Posted by tejanolibre  [View Original Post]
    Just a thought.

    I was walking my dog down 9 de Julio today and I was thinking about just how happy I am to be stuck down here in BA.

    Hell, I could be back home making license plates in Texas.

    I wonder what they make here.

    TL
    Politicians!

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  18. #242

    Just a Thought

    Just a Thought.

    I was walking my dog down 9 de Julio today and I was thinking about just how Happy I am to be stuck down here in BA.

    Hell, I could be back home making License Plates in Texas.

    I wonder what they make here.

    TL.

  19. #241
    TL, my friend, I won't ask how you damaged your right hand but just in case, in order not to feel guilty when using your left hand sit on it till it goes numb and then do it. It'll feel as if your favourite chica is doing it and instead of feeling guilty you'll have a big smile on your face!

    Get well soon.

    Quote Originally Posted by TejanoLibre  [View Original Post]
    Dear Abby,

    I recently damaged my right hand during an avoidable accident and since I am right handed I have had to resort to an occasional left handed stroke off.

    I feel quilty, as if I'm cheating. Any advice would be fully appreciated!

    Signed Guilty in Wonderland.

    Dear Dumb Ass.

    Nobody has to jack off in Argentina! There are millions of young, willing and anal girls down there that are at your beck and call!

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