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  1. #26

    OMG! This IS FUNNY!

    HOLY SHIT BATMAN!

    http://news.yahoo.com/angry-ex-girlf...192805232.html

    I can't believe the wording in this article!

    TL

  2. #25

    $640Million Dollar Jack Pot!

    $640 Milion Dollar Jack Pot!

    That's a lot of Jack and a lot of Pot Boys !.

    Holy Shit Batman!

    $3 , 5 Billion Pesos!

    I will buy the Circulo Militar ( the Palacio Paz ) !


    That's the Palace on Santa Fe in front of the Plaza San Martin where the National Weapons Museum is .

    63 servants for 9 family members at one time !

    Maybe 200,000 square feet ?

    I can't even guess !

    Make a hell of a Privado !

    TL's BUTT HUTT!

    What a way to go!

    TL.

    Might have a few pesos left over to buy a plot in the Recoleta Cemetary!

    TL

  3. #24

    Esten, Come on Down and Play The Wheel Of Fortune!

    Quote Originally Posted by Esten  [View Original Post]
    No, he was charged with rape, but the case was dropped after prosecutors lost faith in her credibility.

    It doesn't make much sense a guy in his position, and who likely has much better options, would create such a mess for himself by forcing himself on a hotel maid. It just doesn't compute.

    The guy does like women though, which is perfectly normal.

    The charge he's facing in France is for procuring prostitutes for other people, I believe high-end escorts for his businessmen buddies, including sex parties and orgies. Like prostitution itself, this is a victimless 'crime' and shouldn't be illegal (aside from forced activity).

    I kind of feel sorry for the guy. If you want to enjoy this lifestyle it's much better to be a rich nobody than a rich somebody.
    Procuring prostitutes for friends?

    I would not know anything about that!

    When you coming home big boy?

    TL

    P.S - The rape charges fell apart like a house of cards after the fucking maid was interviewed ! Maybe he grabbed a tit or a handful of AA Ass but the Dude was a SUPER Heavey Weight in the money machine !

    Shit !

  4. #23
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    Posts: 1740
    No, he was charged with rape, but the case was dropped after prosecutors lost faith in her credibility.

    It doesn't make much sense a guy in his position, and who likely has much better options, would create such a mess for himself by forcing himself on a hotel maid. It just doesn't compute.

    The guy does like women though, which is perfectly normal.

    The charge he's facing in France is for procuring prostitutes for other people, I believe high-end escorts for his businessmen buddies, including sex parties and orgies. Like prostitution itself, this is a victimless 'crime' and shouldn't be illegal (aside from forced activity).

    I kind of feel sorry for the guy. If you want to enjoy this lifestyle it's much better to be a rich nobody than a rich somebody.

  5. #22

    Strauss-Khan and PUSSY!

    An attorney for Strauss-Kahn adamantly denied Monday that his client had broken any law."He firmly declares that he is not guilty of these acts and of never having the least inkling that the women he met could have been prostitutes," Richard Malka, a lawyer for Strauss-Kahn, told Agence France Press.

    Another lawyer for Strauss-Kahn had earlier acknowledged that Strauss-Kahn had participated in the sex parties, but said his client could not have known the women were prostitutes.

    "I defy you to tell the difference between a nude prostitute and a nude classy woman," DSK lawyer Henri Leclerk said in a statement in December."Because as you can imagine, at these kinds of parties you're not always dressed."

    Can you boys tell the difference between a prostitute and a nude, classy woman?

    I defy you!

    What a bunch of hillarious horse-shit!

    Good attorney?

    NOT!

    And I always thought that they were attracted to my new hair cut or cowboy boots!

    Ha!

    In case you have forgotten, he was the head of the International Monetary Fund untill he raped the maid in a 5 star hotel in NY!

    It's good to be the King but you better pay-off the security guards REAL well!

    TL

    P.S - How could you tell if she was a Pro :

    1.) She has a mattress strapped to her back .

    2.) She wears a change dispenser around her waist .

    3.) To her Ben Franklin is the sexiest man in the world .

    4.) She has 2 cell phones tucked under her bra .

    5.) She keeps screaming " Dame tu leche !"

    That's a true giveaway in I.M.H.O !

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  7. #21

    Shit BOB, I JUST WANT THE TAN!

    Quote Originally Posted by Miami Bob  [View Original Post]
    They use this to increase desire, it doesn't work like the other boner pills. It is being tested now with time-released pullets place under the skin. The under the skin admin minimizes the dangerous spikes in blood pressure.

    Interesting note: increases sexual desire in women.

    This stuff plays with brain chemistry to make you want more sex. It doesn't increase blood flow to the dick to put extra lead in the pencil. IN my late 50's I can use extra lead in the pencil rather than to be induced to be more horny in my head.
    The Doctor that told me about it says it is the most intense orgasm he has ever felt in his life and he is 63 years old! Looks 53!

    I will never inject and the last thing I need is wood but I would like a sun-less tan!

    Let's talk about this subject!

    I think you can mail order it from GB!

    TL.

    PS- Unfortunately you must administer it about 6 hours before play time!

    TL

  8. #20

    TL oral admin causes dangerous increases in the blood pressure & testing was discontinued

    They use this to increase desire, it doesn't work like the other boner pills. It is being tested now with time-released pullets place under the skin. The under the skin admin minimizes the dangerous spikes in blood pressure.

    Interesting note: increases sexual desire in women.

    This stuff plays with brain chemistry to make you want more sex. It doesn't increase blood flow to the dick to put extra lead in the pencil. IN my late 50's I can use extra lead in the pencil rather than to be induced to be more horny in my head.

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  10. #19

    PT 141 Viagra to the Nth Degree!

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bremelanotide

    Check this out boys!

    Viagra times 100!

    You catch a Woodie and a Tan at the same time!

    TL

  11. #18

    Lasik Check Your in Box!

    Hello, Lasik, please.

    Check your in-box.

    I need a reply.

    Thanks,

    TL

  12. #17
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    Posts: 1017

    The rat's race

    American lifestyle has been described as buying things that you don't need, with money that you don't have, to impressed people that you don't like. With new models and styles coming into the market every day, our rooms and garages are full of past excessive behavior. Everytime you start the car, and go out for 2 hours, what is the minimum you will spent? You don't even spent one second justifying your trip. Not quite the same as the days when you saddle your horse, and ride out to the creek, take a swim and nap a little. You forgot your credit cards? No problem.

    Ah, seduction, that's what I call it. But others say angrily, it's freedom of choice.

  13. #16
    Money is something one works all the life for, discovering later than one either has too much or too little. Never, never ever, just enough. In either case, the result is not gratifying. Alas, there is no clear alternative to this pursuit. Not to me at least. Suggestions welcome.

  14. #15

    Money!

    Money is only something that you need in case you don't die tomorrow!

    TL

  15. #14

    TL Have You Lost Your Mind?

    Quote Originally Posted by TejanoLibre  [View Original Post]
    Did I receive an Ethical Bypass at birth or does my Moral Compass malfunction on occasion?

    I wonder at times.

    I guess I sort of lost it there for a moment and became human after all!

    TL
    TL: I was in Hook last night and went to the back to have a drink with my favorite Dominicana.

    And I tripped over something and almost landed on the floor.

    What the hell is that? God! It looks like somebody's mind!

    We called the waiter and he agreed, yeah, looks like somebody's mind.

    We asked Carola if anybody had lost a mind and she said not that she was aware of.

    At any rate, we wrapped it up in a few pages of the Clarin and it's sitting behind the bar.

    Waiting for someone to claim it.

    After reading your post I think it may well be yours. Relax, it's safe with Carola.

    -RB

  16. #13

    Ethical Bypass or Lack of a Moral Compass?

    Did I receive an Ethical Bypass at birth or does my Moral Compass malfunction on occasion?

    I wonder at times.

    What's good for me should be good for you!

    Feels good, real good!

    Feed the poor, house the homeless, fuck the hookers, etc, etc. ; it's all the same is it not?

    If I was feeling ANY better it would be a sin!

    Damn the torpedoes!

    Old soldiers never die they just fade away!

    I'd rather burn-out than fade away!

    Both ends burning!

    There must be more to life than having sex every day with someone who's name you forget 5 minutes after being introduced!

    Hold everything!

    Stop the presses!

    I guess I sort of lost it there for a moment and became human after all!

    TL

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  18. #12

    Not Tonight!

    Quote Originally Posted by TejanoLibre  [View Original Post]
    Hey Boys, I have some of "our" friends in town and would like to see if anybody else wants to meet up tonight and have a drink and chase some "easy" to catch girls?

    If so then please call me at one of these numbers :

    4 381 2145.

    156 116 4254.

    Thanks,

    TL.

    Please don't leave a message on my cell phone because I can't retrieve them.
    Tonight is out!

    I'm beat to shit tired!

    However, tomorrow night we are going to Newport and then to Hippo if anybody wants to join the group.

    Call me and we will meet at Newport before we head over to Hippo around 1am.

    Maybe Newport at 12:30.

    Thanks,

    TL

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