Under Assistant West Coast Promo Man Tour

[Rev BS]

Wednesday night I went to Madahos. Entrance fee was 200P which includes a drink. They charged me 25P more for a Balleys on the rocks. Dancers looked great. Floor chicas were ok. Many English speaking chicas here for those of us who are language handicapped. After speaking with several chicas I hooked up with Martina. First thing that happened is the bartender tried to charge me 500P for the 400P chica drink. I refused to pay and they eventually agreed to the 400P. First Martina asked for $350. Eventually we got down to 1200P for 1 hour 30 minutes with taxi. I took Martina back to the House. Sex really was not any better than it was with a lower priced privado chica. She did many fake moans which are kind of a turn off for me. I thought I was in a Japanese porno movie for a minute there. I did get Martina's phone number and she agreed that should would help set me up with a Brazilian chica I also liked before she starts work which will save me $600P if it happens.

Would you go back again or is it a 1 time experience?

[Esten]

BBM, your mongering style and preferences are definitely very close to mine.

I'm in town soon and have a long to-do list. When I saw your review of Pilar, I'm like hmmm interesting he picked one from my top 20 list. Then your review of Mili, wow another one from my list. I was waiting for your third, this time your pick Barby was not on my radar, but from the pics it could have been. There is a lot of good info on the local foros, some of the website chicas get consistent great reviews and are worth including in the mix as well as the adventure of trying the unknown.

Party on....

[Mpexy]

It may have been their Gringo Pricing Scale, Chica drink for a local is $400p and for a Gringo it's $500p. That's what it is at Hippo, at least that's how it was a while back. Best advice is to stick to National drinks and advise the Chica to ask for the cheapest drink and tell her that you would rather give her the money instead of the bar. They like that a lot.

TL

Could be. Wouldn't put it past them. But I suspect you have to act the complete gringo newbie for them to try it, least as Madahos. Not sure re hippos.

Act like you know what the prices are or been there before and prob won't have that happen

[TejanoLibre]

FYI. Doesn't take much, can just say at the door you want 2 drinks for entrance, or grab a card off one of the many touts outside that promos 2 drinks with entrance. Any drink not on list of bebida nacional will be extra as you noted.

They very well may have tried to rip you off. But also FYI. Not all chica drinks are 400p. If you let them order any drink, she may order a non-bebida nacional which like your own Balleys cost premium. Been awhile since I've had a chica order a premium but used to be 460p but can easily believe since then price has increased to 500.

At this price, it's not to say all nacional and imported drinks ought to be the same chica drink price but even for locals the set price tier is there, so may not have been a deliberate rip off but misunderstanding over what kind of drink your chica ordered.

Edit. P. S. Some threads I see a toggle on top thread bar to sort thread by latest post first. Other threads don't have that toggle but is locked into latest first. Any way to reset this thread to latest vs earliest sort order?

It may have been their Gringo Pricing Scale, Chica drink for a local is $400p and for a Gringo it's $500p. That's what it is at Hippo, at least that's how it was a while back. Best advice is to stick to National drinks and advise the Chica to ask for the cheapest drink and tell her that you would rather give her the money instead of the bar. They like that a lot.

TL

[Mpexy]

Wednesday night I went to Madahos. Entrance fee was 200P which includes a drink. They charged me 25P more for a Balleys on the rocks.

FYI. Doesn't take much, can just say at the door you want 2 drinks for entrance, or grab a card off one of the many touts outside that promos 2 drinks with entrance. Any drink not on list of bebida nacional will be extra as you noted.

First thing that happened is the bartender tried to charge me 500P for the 400P chica drink. I refused to pay and they eventually agreed to the 400P.

They very well may have tried to rip you off. But also FYI. Not all chica drinks are 400p. If you let them order any drink, she may order a non-bebida nacional which like your own Balleys cost premium. Been awhile since I've had a chica order a premium but used to be 460p but can easily believe since then price has increased to 500.

At this price, it's not to say all nacional and imported drinks ought to be the same chica drink price but even for locals the set price tier is there, so may not have been a deliberate rip off but misunderstanding over what kind of drink your chica ordered.

Edit - p.s. some threads I see a toggle on top thread bar to sort thread by latest post first. Other threads don't have that toggle but is locked into latest first. Any way to reset this thread to latest vs earliest sort order?

[Big Boss Man]

I had two good experiences at New Live Spa in May so I thought I would try it again even though all the chicas have changed. New Live is at Corrientes 1309 Piso 6 Departmento 18. You need to make an appointment. Once again I was looking for a tall long-legged chica, I chose Barby.

http://www.platynum.com.ar/Masajes/Barbi_M.htm

It's her but she is looking her best in these pictures. It was your average massage parlor experience for your average price although she made me tip for BBBJ. 350P + 50P.

[Big Boss Man]

Wednesday night I went to Madahos. Entrance fee was 200P which includes a drink. They charged me 25P more for a Balleys on the rocks. Dancers looked great. Floor chicas were ok. Many English speaking chicas here for those of us who are language handicapped. After speaking with several chicas I hooked up with Martina. First thing that happened is the bartender tried to charge me 500P for the 400P chica drink. I refused to pay and they eventually agreed to the 400P. First Martina asked for $350. Eventually we got down to 1200P for 1 hour 30 minutes with taxi. I took Martina back to the House. Sex really was not any better than it was with a lower priced privado chica. She did many fake moans which are kind of a turn off for me. I thought I was in a Japanese porno movie for a minute there. I did get Martina's phone number and she agreed that should would help set me up with a Brazilian chica I also liked before she starts work which will save me $600P if it happens.

[Big Boss Man]

I decided to get some exercise and exchange some currency on the way. I walked to the coin store in Recoleta. The teller only offered me 6 to 1. I said 'No No. 6.1 to 1. I stood there maybe two minutes waiting. I am thinking that I am out for some exercise anyway might as well go to Palermo. The teller would not concede so I walked out. I caught the green line at Callao. At Cervino I was given 6. 1 to 1. I remembered there was a good clean manicure place in the neighborhood so I stopped there. From the manicure chair you can watch all the women coming in for their bikini wax. I headed back to the AP House.

In the afternoon I went for a massage with Mili who is on my opportunity list.

http://www.masajes.com.ar/vip408/index.html

The picture is probably her with her teeth photoshopped two or three years ago. Her teeth are crooked or she would very fine looking. Tall long-legged large natural lolas and to my further delight unique in BA a trimmed not totally shaven pussy. Mili is just my definition of 'strange as described above. ' Immediately I am thinking that I want to get her into heavy rotation and imagining all the things that could be done with her. I sadly report she gave a below-average massage, mediocre BBBJ and became a total starfish when it came to sex. I can only say 'Damn'. She is at Cordoba 838 Piso 1 room 2 if you care. It could have just been me. 300P.

[Big Boss Man]

Tuesday morning I had chores that took longer to accomplish than anticipated. Before Stranger left, I listened to his latest escapade and said my goodbyes.

I decided to go to the reliable Barbys at 868 Florida 12 floor apartment "C". Vera talked me out of the young one that was just starting out and I ended up with the well-regarded on local boards Carla. This is a different Carla than the one I wrote about in May and if you are reading this post in the future I imagine this link will be broke also.

http://www.todomasajes.com.ar/bk/carla/bk00.htm

Carla loves sex. What else is there to say without writing a Penthouse letter? BBBJ. 350P.

I ate dinner at the Parilla El Galpon at Uruguay 1078. I had the ribeye, fries, salad and a small bottle of Malbec for 128P. I will spend a little more and upgrade the cut of meat next time. Many locals eat here.

At midnight I headed for Hook. I still did not see any of the chicas I remember from May. I drank my drink and walked over to Cattos.

Cattos was hopping on Tuesday. I actually saw more of what I am looking for here then I did at Hook. This trip I want strange and since my girlfriend is a petite Chinese woman so I am not looking for spinners. Of course, I ended this night with a spinner.

Her name was Gabriella from Uruguay. She is my first Uruguayan if memory serves me well and I guess that makes it epic. Anyway we made eye contact and she came over to the corner where I was sitting. She asked me if I liked besos (kisses) and started nibbling my neck. That bought her a drink. After the drink, we had a semi-make out session in the corner. That made the sale. I took her home and we had a good time. Interestingly she would not suck the tip of the cock without condom but spent maybe 10 minutes liking its sides and my balls. Tiny little girl. 600P + 140P chica drink + 30P taxi. Also had my own expenses of 170P drinks and 40P taxi.

[Big Boss Man]

Monday turned out to be a slow day. Going to Cibea Spa was the only thing notable.

http://www.cibea.com.ar/index.php?O=3

Pillar was on my mind and I ended up choosing her out of the lineup. Pilar is a good-looking 33-year old Peruvian. Photos are 90% real. I like a strong massage and she really ground the tip of her elbow into those knots in my back. The only drawback is she does everything covered. We hit it off. She was trying to talk me into taking her to a Tango show. If she gave a BBBJ, I would definitely see her again. I may anyway. Right now I will continue to explore. 350P.

[Sportsman]

Took the Green Line to Scalabrini Ortiz and exchanged $1000 for 6100P at Cervino. I asked for 6. 2P but young guy said price was the same for everyone.

Dude, looks like you are staying at the AP house. A reliable cueva I have been using is only four blocks from the house. The rate was 6. 2 in SEP. PM me if you are interested.

[Sportsman]

I has signed up for Trusted Traveler but there I was at the airport taking my shoes and belt off. Maybe it was because I signed up after I bought the ticket. Something to figure out.

Trusted Traveler is only for travels soley within the US.

[Esten]

With a tip of the cap to the Rockstar's Stranger and Gatohunter, I have decided to call my fall tour of BA the Under Assistant West Coast Promo Man Tour. If you are of a certain age you might remember the Rolling Stones song.

Very efficient first day.

Love the thread title! Maybe this report format is a new trend. I'm used to placing reviews in their respective threads, but reading it all in one thread does make for enjoyable reading, as you follow along someone's adventures.

[Big Boss Man]

Stranger and I went to Newport again around midnight Sunday. Rocky2 showed up shortly thereafter. Mainly the same group of chicas as Saturday with a few new ones. Chicas come and go at Newport so if you are into hunting it may be a place for you. Stranger introduced me to the best friend of either his number 1 or number 2 or number 3 girl. As such, he uses her as an information source but does not sleep with her. Around 1:30 AM, I take Stranger's friend back to the house. She touted her BJ skills but we started getting into it and the flow never got there. Chica really rocks it in the sack. Potential for a do over. Also she would have stayed longer but I am one for getting regular sleep. I think I saw 3:15 AM when she left so I did not feel rushed. 800P

[Big Boss Man]

I have the Direct TV Sunday Ticket app on my phone. I could not receive a signal here on Sunday. The message returned said "network error". If you are looking for a way to see none national network games Sunday Ticket purchased in the US did not work for me in BA. This Saturday I will probably go to El Alamo to see if they can get the USC-UCLA game. Go Bruins.