Do It Again Turn Around Go Back Tour

[Esten]

Yep, Exon would probably like this one! I'll probably be repeating with her too.

[Toymann]

Nice report Esten, sounds right up the ol'boys alley. More reports like this might send old Ex running back to Argentina! LOL. Monger on dude! Toymann

[Esten]

On Wednesday I checked out a chica on my short list who I thought might be a hidden gem. She doesn´t advertise on the usual massage websites, only the local classifieds. Her name is Alejandra. Just google "alejandra masajes" to pull up some photos and links, here´s a couple below. As you can see she is a very good looking woman.

http://palermo.olx.com.ar/alejandra-masajes-palermo-iid-437458837
http://palermo.olx.com.ar/alejandra-masajes-palermo-iid-437457048

Called for info and she picked up. 1 hour for 170 pesos, 1.5 hours for 230 pesos. I booked 1.5h as it seemed like a good deal. She gave me directions and we were set. She spoke somewhat quickly and professionally, not the calm, sweet voice you sometimes get when you call these places.

Alejandra works in a building in Palermo, calle Charcas between Juan de Justo and Humboldt. When I arrived at the designated time, I buzzed the apartment number but didn´t get an answer for 10 minutes. I was actually about to leave, then she came down and let me in but asked me to wait for a couple minutes. She went back up and minutes later came back down with a guy, who I assumed was her previous customer. She let him out the door and we went up. The place is fairly nice, someone did a lot of work to convert an apartment into a small massage clinic. Not entirely private as the walls of my room did not go up to the ceiling so you could hear when people spoke on the other side. But turned out the hour I had was fairly quiet. Despite booking 1.5h, Alejandra said she could only do 1h. The room was clean and peaceful. Alejandra looked very good, the same woman in the photos. Maybe 30-32 years old. Massage was excellent. I said I wanted to do the DV about 10-15 minutes into the massage, which she did. She gets points here because other masajistas I´ve had don´t always honor this and go longer before the DV. After the DV, more massage on the front then about 30 minutes of expert teasing "sensitivos". Freakin amazing. This woman knows what she is doing, her experience shows. She used a variety of stroking techniques, and was totally focused on what she was doing and seemed like she enjoyed it. I changed positions a couple times, including up on my knees, and she kept the flow going. This extended relax was all the more hotter because she is an attractive women. Great time, I came hard. A small downside, no touching allowed and she keeps her white smock on at all times, not even showing any cleavage. Despite what appears to be a great rack. Maybe she opens up more on repeat visits. Took a shower, dressed and she brought me down to let me out. Guess what, her next customer is waiting outside. Now I understood why she couldn´t do 1.5h, she had booked another appointment at the more profitable 1 hour rate.

In summary, I would definately recommend Alejandra for those who like a good massage and a long, teasing handjob. This lady is attractive, has skills and appears to be in high demand.

[Esten]

Had the pleasure to meet Big Boss Man last night. We hit Hippo shortly before midnight. Chatted up a local tout, he couldn't do a 2-for-1 drink entry but did get us in for 170 pesos (vs 200 normal), when asked we said it was our first time (haha).

The place was about half full when we arrived and probably bumped up to 2/3 full during our 2 hour stay. Major Eye Candy for a Tuesday night, which probably gets an upgrade to Massive Eye Candy on busier nights. About 40 chicas and 20 dancers. Maybe 30 guys.

Chicas mostly in the range 7.5 - 8.5, probably a dozen I would have been interested in. Minimum 1 drink at 400 pesos to take a chica out. I interviewed several. Most started at 200 US. One started at 1000 pesos. Two chicas were willing to go for 800 pesos. One chica, a former Black girl who was wearing a more classy dress, clearly became (politely) dismissive of me when I brought up 800 pesos, but that is to be expected with such princesses. OTOH, the two chicas who were willing for 800 pesos, worked me on a full court press with lots of friendly banter, DFK and heavy petting. I was tempted, but resolved not to take one out. I had had 2 chicas earlier in the day, and a full meal just before going to the club. I like to be in better form when I'm pulling from the more expensive clubs.

Dancers wore bikinis and were hot. They danced on the counter that goes around the club, just pull up a seat right in front of one if you want a close up show. They also came around for table dances by the couches, no set price here just tip what you think is reasonable. The good news is the dancers are available for take out. The bad news is it's incredibly expensive. One dancer drink is 590 pesos and you must buy 2 for take out. I didn't even bother asking prices for take out but you can be sure it's north of 200 US.

Lots of talent at Hippopotamus. Just as good as the Recoleta clubs ever were (or close), just more expensive. I'll be back this trip and will likely pull a chica.

[Esten]

The other location for Unplugged Spa is Cordoba 1352, piso 9 (no apartment number). Just a few blocks down from Exedra/La Madelaine. Phone number is different, 4372-0929.

I learned the chica I had originally wanted to see at the other location (but who was busy) was working here on Tuesday. Called and got an appointment. The pricing was more expensive here. 200 pesos an hour. They said it was because this location is newer and nicer. But I had a suspicion they were in cahoots on gringo pricing.

When I arrived I had to agree the place was way nicer than the other location, enough to justify a small difference in price. Bigger room, nicer massage tables, nicer shower. I'd recommend this place over the other for sure. They gave me a presentation of 4 chicas, 2 of which looked very good. But I reminded them I was supposed to have an appointment with another chica, and soon she came to the room. The chica I had is early 20s, slim, attractive, firm natural B cup, sweet. A latin dream girl, she really did it for me. Good massage, more sensual play on the DV, not the most experienced but this girl was so beautiful she got a pass. No tip requested when I asked her to remove her top and bra. Wow. Just did the manual relax but it was a very satisfying time. 200 pesos and gave a generous tip. Sorry, not sharing the name on this one just yet. I will be working on getting her to my apartment for multiple hours.

Unplugged Spa seems to advertise mostly on areamasajes. They also have a website: www.unpluggedspa.com

[Esten]

Just noticed the chica I had here Monday is Yuli (not Juli). My spanish isn't good enough to tell the difference when she said her name. Her link:

http://www.areamasajes.com.ar/yuli/index1.htm

[Esten]

Barby's (Barbi's?) is a massage and full service place, been around a long time, well known and good reputation. At those prices, I would expect most other massage places would be FS as well. Just my guess, for the reason you gave.

Todomasajes is just an ad site, covering a wide spectrum of chicas, spas and privados. Most certainly some of the ads are for lower-priced options where FS won't be available.

[LateNightExcur]

Called and then stopped in at Barby's yesterday afternoon. Florida 868, 12-C. 4312-6438. Very convenient.

Had a presentation of 6 chicas. Picked Dolores, I remembered her photos from TM. She looked different in person, I guess mainly her hair was different but it is probably the same chica. Very attractive face, white skin, B-cup, a few extra lbs in the hips but just a few.

http://www.todomasajes.com.ar/bk/dolores/bk00.htm

Rates are 350 / hour. 290 / half-hour. I asked the lady in charge if I could do 40 minutes for 300 and she agreed, no problem. Time was a bit tight as I had something else to do after.

Dolores was friendly, sweet, good personality, very attentive, and spoke some english. Website says 22 years old which is probably close. Quick shower first. Massage was good, about 20 minutes. Then flipped over and it got more sensual. She slowly licked and kissed all over balls and shaft for several minutes, watching her beautiful face along with the soothing music I was in bliss. I sat up, we made out a little bit, she slid a condom on me and we went to the adjacent bed to finish.

Good time. I would repeat. 300 pesos and gave her a small tip.

For todomasajes, or just massages in general. If the rate is around 250 / half hour and 350 / hour, should I be expecting more than a sensual massage + relax? Meaning should I be expected sex? Because it seems reasonable to do so since that's the range / rate for some PV's and Escorts.

[Esten]

Called and then stopped in at Barby's yesterday afternoon. Florida 868, 12-C. 4312-6438. Very convenient.

Had a presentation of 6 chicas. Picked Dolores, I remembered her photos from TM. She looked different in person, I guess mainly her hair was different but it is probably the same chica. Very attractive face, white skin, B-cup, a few extra lbs in the hips but just a few.

http://www.todomasajes.com.ar/bk/dolores/bk00.htm

Rates are 350 / hour. 290 / half-hour. I asked the lady in charge if I could do 40 minutes for 300 and she agreed, no problem. Time was a bit tight as I had something else to do after.

Dolores was friendly, sweet, good personality, very attentive, and spoke some english. Website says 22 years old which is probably close. Quick shower first. Massage was good, about 20 minutes. Then flipped over and it got more sensual. She slowly licked and kissed all over balls and shaft for several minutes, watching her beautiful face along with the soothing music I was in bliss. I sat up, we made out a little bit, she slid a condom on me and we went to the adjacent bed to finish.

Good time. I would repeat. 300 pesos and gave her a small tip.

[Esten]

I am laughing at myself because I thought you were going to use Steely Dan's "Do It Again" as the theme which certainly is not a an obscure rock song. I am learning to play guitar and "The Man Who Sold the World" was the last song I was working on before coming to BA. My guitar teacher is a big Nirvana fan who did a cover of it. He did not realize it was a Bowie song.

Yep, another great Bowie song from the same album (and also the album title). Everybody knows the Nirvana version, but few know the original Bowie album.

[Big Boss Man]

I'm going to follow in the footsteps of recent trip reporters and create a new thread and write my report blog style. I used to put stuff in the corresponding chica, website etc thread, which was fine for keeping things organized. But it's been enjoyable reading the trip reports in one continuous thread, you follow along and get more of a feel of what it's like on the ground.

In a shameless copy of Big Boss Man, I'm also going to name my trip report after an obscure classic rock song. It thought it was cool being introduced to a song I hadn't heard before. I thought hmmm, what song would I choose if I followed this format? Immediately David Bowie's Width of a Circle Comes to mind. But what kind of name is that for a trip report? I pulled it up on YouTube and started listening, hadn't listened to it for years. Man, still a timeless classic. Then I hear the lyrics that resonate with my trip. Hence the title. The title also has a meaning for human behavior, why do we repeat things again and again, over and over. Which I may reflect on if I get in a philosophical mood and not too distracted by the T&A in BA.

David Bowie. The Width of a Circle.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2L4hL2IvUk

I am laughing at myself because I thought you were going to use Steely Dan's "Do It Again" as the theme which certainly is not a an obscure rock song. I am learning to play guitar and "The Man Who Sold the World" was the last song I was working on before coming to BA. My guitar teacher is a big Nirvana fan who did a cover of it. He did not realize it was a Bowie song.

[Esten]

Things got better. Checked into the hotel then went to exchange some dollars. Walked down Florida and soon enough I find a guy. It's actually a couple of guys, maybe three. No office, just walked down a flight of stairs. A bit sketchy but it worked fine. The rate was 6. 0, good enough. I just did a few hundred.

This was not too far from Cafe Orleans, so I walked over. Stopped at the pharmacia in the middle of the block and picked up some supplies. Efficient. Cafe Orleans had about 10 chicas late Monday afternoon. Good selection, a few I would be interested in. Had a 39 peso juice. Chatted with one chica, her quote was 600 pesos for one hour. I told her perhaps later. My goal was to get a long massage after my flight.

Early evening I called one of the massage places on my list. The chica I wanted was busy, but thought I would head over to check out the other chicas. The number is 4815-7496 and the address is Paraguay 1307, Piso 9. This is actually one of two locations for Unplugged Spa. There were 2 chicas available, both nice looking but I picked the cuter one, Juli. Prices are 180 pesos 1 hour, 250 for 1.5 hours. I took the latter. Had a shower first. Room was OK, basic massage table, and a small couch (extra furniture in the room is always a good thing). Juli was 24 years old, attractive, nice personality, natural B cup. Good massage, on the DV it became a bit more sensual, then moreso, tipped her to remove top and last 15 minutes alternated between hands and breasts. Perfect, just what I had been looking for. Tip was 100 pesos (seems high). Total 350 pesos.

Had a fantastic dinner at El Establo. Got buzzed on a half bottle of El Fin Del Mundo (Malbec), along with water, steak, papas espanol, and their fine bread selection. 180 pesos. A bit expensive but worth every peso.

Walked over to Hook, though I had no intentions of pulling a chica. Just checking it out. Wow, the decor has changed since I last saw this place, more white and upscale. A couple of chicas who were both hanging with some guy, and two dancers. That was the only other customer, the club was pretty empty. I was never approached by any chicas, so I just had my 80 peso drink and watched the dancers. First one then the other, tipped both. Did see a few chicas come in while I was there, but called it a night at midnight.

[Esten]

The trip started on a really good note. Absolutely no wait at the airport check-in. I literally walked right to the first position in line (nobody in line) and within 5 seconds a lady waived me over to a kiosk. There were just a few other passengers at other kiosks. 2 minutes later I'm checked in. Yes it happens, just wish it was so easy more often.

Arriving in EZE from my direct flight, things went downhill, quickly. First I wasted 1h45min standing in line at the Banco National Argentino at the airport. I usually stop here to get some pesos and load up on small bills 5/10/20. This has served me very well in past trips because small bills go fast. I didn't realize it would take so long. I figured at the 30 minute mark I'd be waiting an hour total. Then when I'm near the front, nobody goes in or out for about 20 minutes! When I finally got waived in, there was only 1 teller, and they were rationing small bills because they didn't have many. So I wasted almost 2 hours and didn't get my pile of small bills.

Second, I found out there was an error with my apartment reservation. It was already rented out. I was able to get another apartment but not until today. Ended up at a hotel in downtown last night.

[Esten]

I'm going to follow in the footsteps of recent trip reporters and create a new thread and write my report blog style. I used to put stuff in the corresponding chica, website etc thread, which was fine for keeping things organized. But it's been enjoyable reading the trip reports in one continuous thread, you follow along and get more of a feel of what it's like on the ground.

In a shameless copy of Big Boss Man, I'm also going to name my trip report after an obscure classic rock song. I thought it was cool being introduced to a song I hadn't heard before. I thought hmmm, what song would I choose if I followed this format? Immediately David Bowie's Width of a Circle comes to mind. But what kind of name is that for a trip report? I pulled it up on YouTube and started listening, hadn't listened to it for years. Man, still a timeless classic. Then I hear the lyrics that resonate with my trip. Hence the title. The title also has a meaning for human behavior, why do we repeat things again and again, over and over.... which I may reflect on if I get in a philosophical mood and not too distracted by the T&A in BA.

David Bowie - The Width of a Circle
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2L4hL2IvUk