Learning to be a Rockstar

[Toymann]

Thanks for answering my question Mplexy. You never fail to amaze nor disappoint. I will only assume by your rantings that at a minimum you now realize that the member in question was not in fact, rock star. Keep up your little fantasy stories, as they make for hilarious reading. Time to crawl back under your rock. In fact, got quite a nice email from the girl in question a couple of weeks ago. Keep the hits coming. Toymann.

Ps. Try at a minimum going forward to at least stay on point. You and your sad wingman, and your crazy stories just sound... CRAZY.

[Mpexy]

The member in question doesn't need to create alias' to speak his mind dude. If that is who you are eluding to then you are wrong as usual. Not his style in the least! Just face it that your analysis is most likely off base. If that is not who you are eluding too then my apologies in advance. Why not just come out and stop being so indirect in your accusations, just like your buddy DR. Then again "birds of a feather fly together" LOL. Toymann out.

A statement is not an accusation. An accusation requires a specific charge and defendant. I stand by my statement though, and you've yet to offer any expertise to disprove the analysis.

Let me enlighten you with an example of an actual accusation.

You, Toymann, are a statutory rapist or a lying braggart. Take your choice and inform us which please.

You admitted as such in front of witness when you verbally enlightened us with your exploits of bare back banging "next level" sexual prowess with the ladies, how none of us are unfortunately at this great "next level" you are, how once you get one chica to this "next level" you get the dubious advantage of her bringing over friends that also do you bare back, and to the heart of the accusation - how you'd been "having sex with Jessica for over 5 years".

This was in your trip here in Oct 2012. Jessica's birthday is Oct 13 and "over 5 years" ago she was 17.

So which is it? Are you simply a lying braggart boasting of your sexual conquest, which at least isn't illegal, or are you a freely admitted and witnessed sexual predator that committed statutory rape?

See, that's an example of an actual accusation. How do you like them apples?

[Toymann]

Pretty easy to spot who Rockstar is alias of when you read all his posts and compare the diction, style, and grammar of his colonial British-English word choices with another senior member's. E.g. "sozzled" - obviously not a yank and you can practically see the head bobbing if you've met him.

The member in question doesn't need to create alias' to speak his mind dude. If that is who you are eluding to then you are wrong as usual. Not his style in the least! Just face it that your analysis is most likely off base. If that is not who you are eluding too then my apologies in advance. Why not just come out and stop being so indirect in your accusations, just like your buddy DR. Then again "birds of a feather fly together" LOL. Toymann out.

[Mpexy]

Why rain on a guys parade that was only passing on his good time? Why piss on one of the nicest guys posting on this board? Sheesh.

Second and Third person added to ignore list in 12 years. RockStar and the real person behind the alias.

Pretty easy to spot who Rockstar is alias of when you read all his posts and compare the diction, style, and grammar of his colonial British-English word choices with another senior member's. E.g. "sozzled" - obviously not a yank and you can practically see the head bobbing if you've met him.

[Kamikaze]

Paola remains 600 pesos and IMHO a must see for visiting monger. No I don't get commissions or discounts. I plug her a lot (both meanings) because of the excellent service.

Kamikaze you forgot to add tips, taxis, post ravishment taxi donations for the girls to go home, cost of condoms, lube, apportioned (is that a word?) Share of room rental for sessions, any meal costs related to fueling your debauchery, any meals, gifts, or trinkets you may have bought the girls, donation at stripper party, Gatorade for rehydration the morning after, or shoelaces. Also don't forget the peso sixty you owe me for the bus when we went to Esmeralda VIP.

Oh Jesus how did I forget about airport transfers, tickets, visa costs, baggage allowance, loss of overtime from being on vacation, alibi fees for ducking the shorty, toothpaste, toothbrushes, soap, deodorant, depreciation on shoes from walking, and the freaking bombilla! I'm pretty sure I saw you eat a candy bar on Tuesday as well.

I can't speak for anybody else but I agree with Big Boss Man, I for one am enjoying your blog. It's really great to see somebody come down here, throw most caution to the wind, firewall the throttles, and just fucking go for it! It reminds me of why I moved here.

Right on and write on brother.

DR

P.S. You forgot the charge for the elephant rental and the additional cost of cleaning the elephant poo off the rug in Suite 2. The maids are still pretty pissed off about that, you might want to toss your hat through the door first to see if anybody shoots at it before entering when you come back.

Haha that's right. I forgot about all that stuff. I would make a terrible accountant. Take all that and then at the end put "living like a Rockstar for a week in Buenos Aires.......Priceless".

[Daddy Rulz]

Paola remains 600 pesos and IMHO a must see for visiting monger. No I don't get commissions or discounts. I plug her a lot (both meanings) because of the excellent service.

Kamikaze you forgot to add tips, taxis, post ravishment taxi donations for the girls to go home, cost of condoms, lube, apportioned (is that a word?) Share of room rental for sessions, any meal costs related to fueling your debauchery, any meals, gifts, or trinkets you may have bought the girls, donation at stripper party, Gatorade for rehydration the morning after, or shoelaces. Also don't forget the peso sixty you owe me for the bus when we went to Esmeralda VIP.

Oh Jesus how did I forget about airport transfers, tickets, visa costs, baggage allowance, loss of overtime from being on vacation, alibi fees for ducking the shorty, toothpaste, toothbrushes, soap, deodorant, depreciation on shoes from walking, and the freaking bombilla! I'm pretty sure I saw you eat a candy bar on Tuesday as well.

I can't speak for anybody else but I agree with Big Boss Man, I for one am enjoying your blog. It's really great to see somebody come down here, throw most caution to the wind, firewall the throttles, and just fucking go for it! It reminds me of why I moved here.

Right on and write on brother.

DR

P.S. You forgot the charge for the elephant rental and the additional cost of cleaning the elephant poo off the rug in Suite 2. The maids are still pretty pissed off about that, you might want to toss your hat through the door first to see if anybody shoots at it before entering when you come back.

[Kamikaze]

Nice interesting stories by Kamikaze. Almost felt asleep reading them. Maybe all these stories can be combined into a book. Who knows? The book may make into Kindle top 10? Any takers?

I wish their were some serious details here in this never ending rhetorics below. As to how much are the girls charging, contact details of girls or some way to contact the girls, details of the session with girls, services offered etc etc etc.

And then I went to Houston Space centre to continue with my job...

This is about living like a Rockstar not living like a accountant. Rockstars don't care about how much things cost. Maybe "RockStar" wasn't the best choice in names for you. You go out for the night with 3000 pesos in you pocket. You spend what you spend. It's not about going out, grabbing a girl and going straight home. It's all about partying and having a good time. Building up your reputation in the chica network. I posted in the Travel Reports section because that's what it was. You seem to be looking for escort reviews. It looks like some people agree with you so I'll try and give you what you are asking for. I'm not going to post the specific details of my sessions because I feel that would be crass on a public board. If you want to know something about a girl in particular send me a PM and I might go into more detail. As far as contact details go I told you where they can be found and the names that I could remember. Go there and get them. They are not published anywhere. The phone numbers I collected were given to me by the girl and I don't think she would want me to share them. I'll be brief so you don't fall asleep.

Nuevo Estilo:

100 pesos to get in but that includes a drink. I think beers were 50 pesos. Flor was 550 pesos including the cost of the telo. Everything covered conventional only.

Hook:

No cover charge. Beer is 80 pesos. Chica drink was 180 pesos but I think Gato Hunter said it just went up to 200 pesos. Delores was 700 pesos and stayed for 2 hours. Everything covered conventional only. Cielo was 800 pesos and stayed for 2 hours. Everything except the tip BBBJ, conventional only, she was amazing.

Madahos:

No cover charge. I don't remember how much the drinks were but they were expensive. Stranger and I ran up a 2000 peso bar tab pretty quickly. I forgot the girls name I took out of there but she was crazy hot. She was 800 pesos for an hour. BBBJ, conventional only.

Lunita Hot (she has her own thread).

I think there is plenty of info on her. She stayed about 4 hours and charged me 600 pesos. We both fell asleep after round two.

Estrella (from the escort section).

I didn't mention it but I saw her while I was there. An amazing BBBJx2 for 250 pesos. What a great way to start your day.

Paola (from the escort section).

I think I paid 600 pesos for an hour. Maybe it was 700, I don't remember. Everything is on the menu and then some. It's not easy to see her but worth the effort.

The privado on Esmerelda:

I forgot her name. It was 500 pesos, BBBJ, conventional. Completo was on the menu under the right circumstances.

There you go. The time the girl stays and the price she charges are YMMV. There might be a douche bag up charge and more items may be on the menu depending on size. If you talk to Jackson I'm sure he can change your screen name to TheAccountant if it's available.

[Toymann]

Life is always so full of conspiracies with you. Too funny. Rock star is entitled to his opinion, in spite of your point of view. His point about groupies must have touched a chord with you! This was point 7 I believe. Wonder why. LOL. The Sun Here in the Dominican Republic has been awesome the last week. Sidney says Hi to all his old friends. Heading to the airport in a couple hours. Monger on fellas. Toymann.

[Daddy Rulz]

Nice interesting stories by Kamikaze. Almost felt asleep reading them. Maybe all these stories can be combined into a book. Who knows? The book may make into Kindle top 10? Any takers?

I wish their were some serious details here in this never ending rhetorics below. As to how much are the girls charging, contact details of girls or some way to contact the girls, details of the session with girls, services offered etc etc etc.

And then I went to Houston Space centre to continue with my job...

Why rain on a guys parade that was only passing on his good time? Why piss on one of the nicest guys posting on this board? Sheesh.

Second and Third person added to ignore list in 12 years. RockStar and the real person behind the alias.

[RockStar]

Nice interesting stories by Kamikaze. Almost felt asleep reading them. Maybe all these stories can be combined into a book. Who knows? The book may make into Kindle top 10? Any takers?

I wish their were some serious details here in this never ending rhetorics below. As to how much are the girls charging, contact details of girls or some way to contact the girls, details of the session with girls, services offered etc etc etc.

And then I went to Houston Space centre to continue with my job...

[Daddy Rulz]

It was Chicken Picatta not Marsala, but thanks for the idea. If I can find some Marsala wine that will be happening soon.

[Kamikaze]

This is the night I have been waiting for. Stranger and I had a plan and a schedule. I'm getting ahead of myself. The Fantastic Five starts the day at Exedra. We start talking about Orleans and decide to go check it out. Gato Hunter goes first to scout it out and when I get the "meat on a hook" text I know we are good to go. We get there and Gato Hunter gives us the scoop on all the chicas there. I make my final decision, a big titty blonde that comes highly recommended by Gato Hunter. Stranger tell me to make my move because in here "You snooze, you lose" and just as he says the word lose a guy sits down with her. The rest of the Fantastic Five thinks this is really funny, me, not so much. A few minutes later she leaves with the guy and Gato Hunter stops her to tell her I'm interested. She says she will be back in an hour. The thought of jumping in the pool right after someone else gets out is not something I'm into. We leave and Gato Hunter tells me about Cielo Private. It sounds good and we decide to go.

A quick stop for an awesome straight razor shave right buy the house (highly recommended) any we get to Cielo Private. They put Gato Hunter and I in a viewing room and tell us there are currently 3 girls to choose from. Since I'm leaving tomorrow Gato Hunter graciously offers me first choice. Here is their web site: http://www.cieloprivate.net/eng/model.htm.

First girl in is Belen quickly followed by Claudia (I think) Girl number 3 is not ready yet so we wait and Gato Hunter tells me about an amazing girl he used to see here a couple of years ago. Finally in walks Romina. I take one look at her and I've made my decision. Gato Hunter asks her a couple of questions and she leaves for us to make our decisions. As soon as she is out the door Gato Hunter tells me that is the girl he was just telling me about. He tells me he wants her and I can come back tomorrow before my flight and have her if I want. How can I say no? All three were good choices anyway so I take Belen. A drink is included in the price, I think 450 pesos for the hour. When I get to the room everything is in sealed bags and there are clean seals on everything in the bathroom. It's a very nice hygienic place and my glass of scotch is waiting at the bedside table. Belen was a great girl but she had some extra skin on her belly that is Photoshopped out of the pictures and is undetectable because she wears some kind of Spanks thing under her dress. Other then that she is great.

We get back to the house and Daddy Rulz felt like cooking so he made Chicken Marsala. The Fantastic Five was there and Jackson even stopped by. It was an amazing dinner with good company. Special thank you to Daddy Rulz for that.

There were so many of us we took two cabs to Nuevo Estilo. Since the "The Retard" is so smoking hot, total perfection, she can rack up a lot of mileage pretty quickly. The plan Stranger and I came up with involved getting to Nuevo Estilo early. Before any of the girls arrive. That way as soon as "The Retard" reports for work I can grab her and take her straight out to the Telo. It's "The Monger from California's" first time to Nuevo Estilo and he has the exact same reaction as I did my first time. We get there and it's dead, perfect. After about 10 minutes the girls start to arrive. In walks perfection and she goes in back to change into her sexy outfit for the night. She comes out and I grab her and take her to the Telo for a half hour. After the days earlier activities Gato Haunter had a talk with me about sperm management. I also don't want to be gone an hour with everyone waiting for me. I will say that "The Retard" is even better with her clothes off. Every square inch of her is total perfection. There is not a single flaw, no trouble area to hide. How something so perfect could just happen naturally is amazing. When I get back the club is in full swing. There are a lot of incredibly hot women there. I even managed to get Flor "The Retard's" number at the Telo. She even took a picture of herself in the mirror with my phone for the contact info. Nuevo Estilo would be my favorite place in Buenos Aires if it wasn't for the fact that you can only take the girls to the Telo.

We have a schedule to keep so off we go to Hook. There is some good stuff there and Gato Hunter finally runs into "The Lone Ranger" "The Monger from California" can't get the girls at Nuevo Estilo out of his head, exactly the same boat I was in my first night. Gato Hunter has what he wants so the rest of us go to check out Newport.

There are a lot of girls at Newport. The place is packed but not with anything good. There is one girl that looks pretty good. "The Monger from California" has been bitten by the Nuevo Estilo bug and wants to go back there. I tell them to just give me a few minutes to talk to the one girl in Newport that I like. I go over and talk to her and get down to business pretty quickly because Stranger and The Monger from California are ready to leave. She tells me $200 USD. I tell her I only have pesos and that is more than the normal rate. She tells me $200 is nothing to me which kind of pisses me off. I'm not sure if she is thinking blue rate or official exchange and she tells me 1000 pesos. That's a little high but in the right situation I would pay that. This is not the right situation. She has a hostile attitude toward me because I'm from the United States. I politely thank her for her time and leave. As we are leaving we run into this hot little girl who is a dancer from somewhere. Things are hectic outside and I kind of really want to take her back to the house. At this point it's just me "The Monger from California" and Stranger going back to Nuevo Estilo. I know "The Monger from California" is going to grab a girl or two and head to the Telo which means Stranger will be alone there for about an hour. Not that he is ever really alone, there are always girls around him. We've become good friends and my wingman brain says go with him so I do. I keep thinking about that hot little Brazilian dancer and I almost tell the cab driver to stop so I can get out and go back. I've already received a couple texts from "The Retard" and I know any minute spent looking at her is a minute well spent so I stay with the team.

We arrive back at Nuevo Estilo and "The Retard" is out changing someones oil. I feel good that I was able to be the first one there for the day. If "The Retard" was built to be in Playboy the one "The Monger from California" liked was built to be in Penthouse. He took her out just as "The Retard" was coming back in. Stranger and I decided to hang out with "The Retard" her cousin and her friend. The friend had braces and spoke very good English. Her clothing was not very revealing but you could just tell that there was some really good stuff under there. Stranger and I took turns buying rounds of beers for the three girls. We had a lot of fun just hanging out and talking with them. At one point "The Retard" started making her fake orgasm noises and the other girls joined in. All three of them moaning in fake orgasm together. Then I would say "No falso con mi" and they would laugh and start making the orgasm noises again. "The Retard" kept asking me to say my line so they could make their fake orgasm noises again. It was pretty funny. When "The Monger from California" returned he bought a round for the girls and we stayed a while longer because we were having such a good time.

Finally it was time to go. Stranger and I went to Crocadillo's. There were not a lot of people there but there was one girl on the dance floor in a black cat suit that was dancing so sexy I could not take my eyes off her. There were some gang banger's there and Stranger said she might be with them so I didn't approach her on the dance floor. She went to the bathroom and I was going to try and intercept her on the way out to find out the deal. That's when the lights came on. Stranger and I had just shut down an after hours bar. We went outside and there were three girls outside that were in the club. All three of them were hot but there was one I especially liked. Stranger talked to the cute blonde and told me she and her friend were good to go. I told him I really liked the third but she wasn't giving me the look back and she looked like she wanted to leave. He said no problem and tried to talk to her. Then he said that she just wants to go home but I should take the blonde. I liked the blonde but compared to the girls at Nuevo Estilo and the Brazilian dancer at Newport and the girl I had just seen in the cat suit my palate was set a little higher. I had already been relieved three times that day so I wasn't feeling the pressure to grab whatever was available. The big head was driving the bus for once. Stranger said he knew an after, after hours club and we went there.

There was a 100 peso cover charge but that included two drinks. There were lots of girls in there. I talked to a lot of them. A lot of then came up to talk to me. I forgot the name of the place but a girl coming up to you and grabbing your cock is considered a polite greeting in there. I saw one girl that I particularly liked. I went up to talk to her and brought her over to where Stranger was standing. She told me I had to buy her a drink if I wanted to talk to her. She wouldn't even talk to me for one minute without me buying her a drink first. This was the complete opposite attitude of every other girl in the club. I learned everything I needed to know about her right there. There wasn't anything else in there that I was interested in so we left. When we got outside it was straight up daylight. We were walking to get a cab and a cute girl with green fingernails jumped out of a cab and walked past us. I stopped her because she was cute and we talked a little. Stranger thought there was something off about her so he grabbed me away from her and we jumped into a cab. It's good to have a wingman to watch your back. That was the last stop on the Stranger tour. It was my last night in Buenos Aires and I had finally made it all the way to the end.

We got back to the house around 9:00 am and Daddy Rulz was already up for the day. "The Personality" had been waiting in Strangers room all night so he went down to pound it out with her and I went to bed. A few hours later Stranger pounds on my door telling me I missed my flight. I get up and he is ready to go for the day. I tell him I need to shower and pack and I'll meet his at Exedra. What do Rockstars eat for breakfast? Beer and eggs, that's what. My cab to the airport was schedule to arrive at the house at 5:30 pm. Stranger and I hung out at Exedra drinking until then. The Fantastic Five came by, Joe 23 came by. I got to say goodbye to everyone. That's when Stranger told me I had to write this shit up on the board. It took me some time to get it all posted but there it is. If you were there I hope it brought back some good memories. If you weren't I hope you enjoyed hearing about it.

[Kamikaze]

I was scheduled to fly home on Tuesday but I just could not do it. I was having to much fun and I had a really good feeling about Wednesday night. With all the chicas coming back to work after a 4 day weekend I figured they would have spent all their money and be ready for work. I was right but we are still on Tuesday. The Fantastic Five had breakfast at La Madeline, a quick stop at a mongers house and then Bullers. I had been drinking Bullers Oktoberfest the past couple of days but it tasted flat this time so I switched to a pilsner which is what Stranger was drinking. That was a mistake. Gato Hunter left to check out Orleans and the rest of the guys left one by one until it was just Stranger and I drinking together. The two of us had a great time and when the evening rolled around we went home. His stalker was blowing up his phone all day and he decided to stay in with "The personality" for the night. Gato Hunter and I were planning to go to Hook but my stomach was bothering me. I ended staying home that night but Gato Hunter kept me in the loop via text message. He was on the hunt for "The Lone Ranger" but she wasn't out. The next morning we went to the drug store for some cheap generic Viagra and some stomach medicine. Stranger told me his stomach was hurting him all last night also and we think there was something wrong with the pilsner at Bullers. Tuesday probably was not worth a posting but it was such a crazy week, it helps me keep it all straight in my head. Wednesday was epic.

[Kamikaze]

YOur coming back the day after I leave.

Go fishing for me!

I wish I was coming back that soon. Hopefully in a couple of months. I don't want it to get too cold down there before I come back. The view from our table at Exedra would not be as nice in cold weather.

[Gato Hunter]

You're coming back the day after I leave.

Go fishing for me!