Tour guide

[WorldTravel69]

If you need a Guide contact TejanoLibre.

theonlyramiro@hotmail.com

Whatsapp :

+54911 3 799 5698.

[Flyer1999]

I tried to answer the previous question and after all my work it would not post!

I once saw a girl waiting for Stranger to change the sheets and hop in the bed when he arrived at The House!

Impressive but I knew that I could beat that deal!

Driver with Huge new Car for 8:49 am pick-up- $70.00 Bucks.

4 pack of Viagra was complimentary. 4 100 mg chewable tabs.

Drinks included.

My Personal Welcome with translations and the Same Old Jokes - $50.00 bucks.

The 10-10 Super Chica from 8 am until after she fucked his brains out at his hotel. Priceless!

I mean she had to get up, go to the airport on a Saturday morning and wait like a GF!

Cheaper than a night at Hook or Newport with a 10-10 Girl.

Body and Face!

Priceless!

TL.

Wow.

How does one get this kind of BA welcome?

I would like to know.

[TejanoLibre]

TL, LOL! Your writing skills are sharper and wittier than ever.

I remember when Gato Hunter used to post his reports about how fast he could get from EZE to boning a chica. I sometimes pondered how one could beat his record, and always realized the best solution would be a limo airport pickup with a chica in the back. I see we now have an actual report, and likely a new record. I hope on the way back you were sitting in the front with the driver!

I tried to answer the previous question and after all my work it would not post!

I once saw a girl waiting for Stranger to change the sheets and hop in the bed when he arrived at The House!

Impressive but I knew that I could beat that deal!

Driver with Huge new Car for 8:49 am pick-up- $70.00 Bucks.

4 pack of Viagra was complimentary. 4 100 mg chewable tabs.

Drinks included.

My Personal Welcome with translations and the Same Old Jokes - $50.00 bucks.

The 10-10 Super Chica from 8 am until after she fucked his brains out at his hotel. Priceless!

I mean she had to get up, go to the airport on a Saturday morning and wait like a GF!

Cheaper than a night at Hook or Newport with a 10-10 Girl.

Body and Face!

Priceless!

TL.

[Esten]

Sort of weed out the wannabe Monger Kings and the Teen aged computer geeks stroking to this site and living their lives vicariously through ours.

TL, LOL! Your writing skills are sharper and wittier than ever.

I remember when Gato Hunter used to post his reports about how fast he could get from EZE to boning a chica. I sometimes pondered how one could beat his record, and always realized the best solution would be a limo airport pickup with a chica in the back. I see we now have an actual report, and likely a new record. I hope on the way back you were sitting in the front with the driver!

[Dancesw/Chicas]

TL.

How much was the grand total for this awesome welcome to BA?

DWC.

[TejanoLibre]

I guess that this Really should fall into the "Are There any Italian. Argentine" Hookers in BA?

You guys remember that stroke-off's question right?

Well yesterday at 7 am my driver picked-up "The Beast" at her place in Palermo, stopped by my place and we all went to the airport to pick the lucky S. O. B up.

He got off the plane after a 15 hour flight and had the best looking girl at the airport waiting for him with open arms and legs.

As if it was his GF waiting for him to return from a boring business trip to BA!

5 ft. 10 in. "Italian" Style!

Had drinks waiting in the car and a pocketful of Viagra as a Welcome to BA gift.

He immediately popped two pills down his gullet and the 2 went to town in the back of the car while driving into town.

Sure beats the crap out of having to see all those Stalin Styled Mono-Block High Rises and Villas.

So would a 400 peso Sperm Bank go to the airport at 7 am and wait for an unknown client for an hour at the airport and then check into the hotel with him?

Would you want to be seen with one of those girls in public?

This girl is a Hood Ornament.

That's what I'm talking about.

So yes Dorothy, there are Italian-Argentine Hookers in BA.

Have Fun,

TL.

[TejanoLibre]

How can you be a tour guide when you do not post your phone number?

It's funny WT69 .

Actually it's not funny at all.

My name and number (s) are all over this site plus the PM system usually works well enough but when it really comes down to it the MOST important information seems to be my

PAYPAL account information.

Sometimes I spend months and months of my time along with long-distance phone calls that I pay for and hours of e-mails answering questions, recommending hotels and planning.

Itineraries.

Down to the last detail.

Picking up some of the Boys at the airport with a Limo, a bottle of Champagne and a Chica in waiting! All dressed up and everyone to blow.

They reserve my time months in advance, we meet, we tour, we have fun.

They catch a buzz, fall in Love, have a great time but sometimes they forget to pay the Piper.

I'm sure they Don't forget to reserve their airplane tickets, hotel rooms or other such components of their vacations. 50% down might just avoid a lot of wasted time.

Sort of weed out the wannabe Monger Kings and the Teen aged computer geeks stroking to this site and living their lives vicariously through ours.

Makes me wonder at times.

So even though a LOT of the Boys go well beyond the call of duty and do their part to compensate the Tour Guide there are always a few that don't even say Thank You Buddy!

Maybe the Tour Guide will start to forget whether the client wants a Spinner or a Heifer.

"Did you want one with teeth or without?" "Damn, I forgot. Just like you forgot that we had a reservation I guess. " "Sorry!

PayPal -.

Better Than It Has To Be!

Better than an email or a phone number.

TL

[WorldTravel69]

Here is the rule:

"Telephone Numbers are not permitted in the Forum at any time or for any reason.

Please use the Forum's Private Messaging system to provide telephone numbers to other Forum Members.

FYI: This limitation is necessary due to a few persons who have in the past abused the Forum by posting bogus reports including telephone numbers of innocent third parties (typically ex-girlfriends, ex-wives, etc.) for the sole purpose of causing problems for these individuals. ".

I do believe in the case that you can post a phone number if it is a business.

In this case it would be his business number.

Just like a travel agents numbers would be allowed.

Also like the independent chicas post their phone numbers.

"Telephone Numbers are not permitted in the Forum at any time or for any reason.

Please use the Forum's Private Messaging system to provide telephone numbers to other Forum Members.

FYI: This limitation is necessary due to a few persons who have in the past abused the Forum by posting bogus reports including telephone numbers of innocent third parties (typically ex-girlfriends, ex-wives, etc.) for the sole purpose of causing problems for these individuals".

Try reading the Rules.

[Don B]

Phone numbers are okay, unless Jackson changed the rules?

If that is case all my Lists would be useless.

"Telephone Numbers are not permitted in the Forum at any time or for any reason.

Please use the Forum's Private Messaging system to provide telephone numbers to other Forum Members.

FYI: This limitation is necessary due to a few persons who have in the past abused the Forum by posting bogus reports including telephone numbers of innocent third parties (typically ex-girlfriends, ex-wives, etc.) for the sole purpose of causing problems for these individuals".

Try reading the Rules.

[WorldTravel69]

Phone numbers are okay, unless Jackson changed the rules?

If that is case all my Lists would be useless.

How about because it is against the forum rules to publish phone numbers and email addresses.

[Don B]

How can you be a tour guide when you do not post your phone number?

How about because it is against the forum rules to publish phone numbers and email addresses.

[WorldTravel69]

How can you be a tour guide when you do not post your phone number?

Hello junior!

Welcome to BA!

I am a Specialized Tour Guide in Buenos Aires performing Daytime Historical -Architectural Tours and Buenos Aires Nightlife Tours.

The Tours are customizable to your needs.

Museums, Casa Rosada , Congreso , Tribunales , The Most Beautiful Cemetery in the world , Tigre River Delta, et cetera.

With or without girls.

Straight couple's tours are not a problem.

I can also help you with Airport Pickup , where to stay and I also have a list of recommended restaurants .

Basically full service .

Feel free to send me a PM and I will be more than happy to answer any questions for you.

Take Care,

TL.

P.S. If you have the time you can search this site for all of the favorable reviews about my services as a guide.

You can even find me all over the Internet.

[TejanoLibre]

Hey TL, me too bro, I thought you were still healing up in Mendoza. I would have certainly dropped your name, and done it first. Soooo sorry about that bro, you KNOW I am!

That's ok Man!

I'm still in Mendoza but a lot of guys like to plan their trips ahead of time.

Even a year in advance so I'm always trying to arrange their trips or at least give a little advice.

Lots of PMs and e-mails.

Thanks for the recommendation!

Hoping to be back in BA very soon but still able to help out from here for those in need of assistance.

Take Care,

TL.

[Shawman]

Sorry TL, thought you were still in Mendoza or I would have recommended you as well.

Hey TL, me too bro, I thought you were still healing up in Mendoza. I would have certainly dropped your name, and done it first. Soooo sorry about that bro, you KNOW I am!

[Thomaso276]

Sorry TL, thought you were still in Mendoza or I would have recommended you as well.