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  1. #21
    Quote Originally Posted by Dickhead  [View Original Post]
    For those who find dealing with the escorts in Buenos Aires too daunting, I offer the following alternative:

    http://buenosaires.craigslist.org/cas/5688191754.html
    I guess that I am old fashioned but, I really only like girl's panties when they are wearing them and taking them off (or grabbing them off the floor when they leave). Also, if there is an over abundance of "kitty smell," I think a little rudimentary instruction on personal hygiene is in order.

  2. #20
    Quote Originally Posted by Zappaman  [View Original Post]
    I am praying for ""skid marks" on at least one of them.
    If not, maybe at least some 'clitty litter,' huh?

  3. #19
    It was in among all the other hooker ads in Craigslist's 'Relaciones Esporádicas' section. Something there for everyone!

  4. #18

    What!

    Quote Originally Posted by Dickhead  [View Original Post]
    For those who find dealing with the escorts in Buenos Aires too daunting, I offer the following alternative:

    http://buenosaires.craigslist.org/cas/5688191754.html
    Love it, but how do you find this stuff?

  5. #17

    Thanks!

    Dear Mr. Head,

    Many thanks for your advice - it helped a shy man such as myself, quite a lot.

    You should know that the "3 for 2" special is a great deal. I am praying for ""skid marks" on at least one of them.

    Quote Originally Posted by Dickhead  [View Original Post]
    For those who find dealing with the escorts in Buenos Aires too daunting, I offer the following alternative:

    http://buenosaires.craigslist.org/cas/5688191754.html

  6. #16
    For those who find dealing with the escorts in Buenos Aires too daunting, I offer the following alternative:

    http://buenosaires.craigslist.org/cas/5688191754.html

  7. #15

    Say goodbye to my Plan B and Plan C.

    Quote Originally Posted by Elusive  [View Original Post]
    I remember the Florida location as a good one from a year or two back. Today, I tried the Florida Privado after some shopping, the guard stopped me and said it was closed. I then taxi'd over to Libertad 478.

    And it has a red closed sticker across the door frame. I guess I will test drive a high mileage model at one of the bars in Micro-Center.

    If anyone has a decent privado to reccomend, I welcome any short term advice.
    Hook used to be reasonable but not cheap. But the current price, 3500 pesos converted to dollars, is about the highest I have heard anyone pay in BA since I started going there around 2002 and 2003. I think the dancers at Hippo asked higher but I am only went with a sideline girl from Hippo once or twice. I am headed to Europe in August and I expect to pay that price in a couple of nightclubs but most are cheaper. Sometimes you just have to do it to say you have been there.

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  9. #14
    Quote Originally Posted by BigBossMan  [View Original Post]
    So when you have a miscommunication with a chica over the directions or if she gets a call from a regular in the thirty minutes between your call and the appointment, then for you it is no problem because you always have a backup plan. My backup plan always was a walk-in privado where I could view a lineup and have sex within thirty minutes of wherever I was going. I used Barby's in the past but they have moved and you may need to call now. http://www.argentinaprivate.com/foru...orida-868-14-H.

    Maybe a better option these days as a back-up plan is Spa Libertad which is on Libertad 478 near the corner of Corrientes. http://www.spalibertad.com/home.php..

    The back-up will not end up being your best day in Buenos Aires but it saves it from being your worst day. It helps you to say no to the chica at Hook asking for 3500P (???????) later that night.
    I remember the Florida location as a good one from a year or two back. Today, I tried the Florida Privado after some shopping, the guard stopped me and said it was closed. I then taxi'd over to Libertad 478.

    And it has a red closed sticker across the door frame. I guess I will test drive a high mileage model at one of the bars in Micro-Center.

    If anyone has a decent privado to reccomend, I welcome any short term advice.

  10. #13

    Seems/Seams

    Had to change it, couldn't stand to look at it one more day.

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  12. #12

    Walk-in privado as a backup

    So when you have a miscommunication with a chica over the directions or if she gets a call from a regular in the thirty minutes between your call and the appointment, then for you it is no problem because you always have a backup plan. My backup plan always was a walk-in privado where I could view a lineup and have sex within thirty minutes of wherever I was going. I used Barby's in the past but they have moved and you may need to call now. http://www.argentinaprivate.com/foru...orida-868-14-H.

    Maybe a better option these days as a back-up plan is Spa Libertad which is on Libertad 478 near the corner of Corrientes. http://www.spalibertad.com/home.php..

    The back-up will not end up being your best day in Buenos Aires but it saves it from being your worst day. It helps you to say no to the chica at Hook asking for 3500P (???????) later that night.

  13. #11
    Quote Originally Posted by Gandolf50  [View Original Post]
    the porteno accent is quite strong and difficult to understand at times even to other spanish language speakers.
    And vice versa. Was in Barcelona and Girona with an argie gal and they couldn't understand her at all. She couldn't understand them either. She sure laughed her ass over the 'Se Necesita Pinche' sign in the restaurant window. That and 'vamos a coger el tren.'

  14. #10
    Quote Originally Posted by BigBossMan  [View Original Post]
    My Spanish also sucks. One piece of advice. If the chica says "AEY" when giving the direction over the phone, it is better to push on the button labeled "E" instead of the one labeled "A". For the life of me, I can't figure it out. .
    Its just how they pronounce "E" in spanish with a bit of a porteno accent. With out getting into a huge furrball over language, the porteno accent is quite strong and difficult to understand at times even to other spanish language speakers.

  15. #9
    Quote Originally Posted by WildWalleye  [View Original Post]
    As anyone who has met me will tell you, my Spanish sucks.
    My Spanish also sucks. One piece of advice. If the chica says "AEY" when giving the direction over the phone, it is better to push on the button labeled "E" instead of the one labeled "A". For the life of me, I can't figure it out. .

  16. #8
    Quote Originally Posted by TheWhoreMonger  [View Original Post]
    Great information, thank you guys so much. Excuse me for my inexperience here but I can't seem to find the "Privados" sub forum, would anyone perhaps have a link. Again, thank you, I did not expect this much feedback.
    If you are new to Bs As (Buenos Aires) don't be shy of meeting up with some of the AP members who haunt Bs As. Old, young, whatever, they know the territory. If your goal is to get the best ass at a reasonable price, they will point you in the proper direction.

    When I first started coming to Bs As, I was still married and very self conscious about every little detail. I learned with time to take the opportunity to meet a few folks and learn more. This is a very nonjudgmental (for the most part) group and secrets are secure with them.

    As anyone who has met me will tell you, my Spanish sucks. That said, I have had more good times in Bs As than any other city on earth (and I am a professional traveler). One of my old favorites was 1633 Junin Apt 3D. I went there so many times, I can't count them all. I never met a chica or madam at that place that spoke two words of English. All you need to be able to do is ring a door bell, say "Hola", look at a couple chicas, chose one and get it on.

  17. #7

    Privados

    Here is the link to "Privados": http://www.argentinaprivate.com/foru...ate-Apartments.

    Be sure to share your experiences with the community, and don't pay more than local expats or you won't get any more help.

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