Tiger Woods Attacked by his Wife

[Whiskas]

Curious that no one posted Tiger's settlement with Elin at $750,000,000. I beleive that's 3/4 of a billion dollars, way surpassing Michael Jordan.

Worth It?

And I thought it was Tiger the one who was screwing. Silly me! Just curious, how much is the total of his (former) fortune?

[Master J]

Curious that no one posted Tiger's settlement with Elin at $750,000,000. I beleive that's 3/4 of a billion dollars, way surpassing Michael Jordan.

Worth It?

[El Alamo]

This seems inevitable. Living with Tiger is probably like sucking on a lemon. He probaby is as much fun as watching paint dry.

However, she could have thought this through. When she discovered Tiger's affairs she should have realized the best course was to do nothing. Stay away from Tiger and have a lot of headaches or always be on the rag. Tiger would have no problem with this.

No more blow jobs. Tiger might have problem with this but Tiger has been married for 5 years and probably hasn't had a blowjob since their honeymoon.

Get good legal advice. Document Tigers assets and womanizing. Then wait until Tiger's fortune is in the BILLIONS.

Then pull the trigger.

In the meantime I would be willing to procur toyboys such as Jackson, Exon and Sydney (or anybody else with 13 inch dicks) to satisfy her animal needs.

[Whiskas]

The Rev. Al Sharpton held a press conference today to blast Tiger Woods for the lack of diversity among his mistresses. Sharpton claims that the lack of African-American women among Woods' harem will have a negative affect on the black community, specifically young black girls.

"Why is it that a man who calls himself black can't bring himself to cheat on his wife with a black woman?" said Sharpton, speaking to a group of supporters in Harlem. "What does it say to young black girls everywhere when you pass them over? Shame on you, Tiger Woods. What would your daddy say?"

What's next? Old Al promoting crack hoes?

An old joke about the Rev, which expresses my feelings for him.

If you had Adolf Hitler, Josef Stalin and Al Sharpton together and you had a gun with two bullets, Who would you shoot?

Al Sharpton, Twice!

[Member #4112]

Sidney - we are talking about women here, women who are going on about Tiger's little fling (s) Believe me it would be like walking into the lion's den to try to "explailn" anything on a rational basis about this situtation with them. As far as the 1/4 black, from their point of view he looks black so he is black - don't confuse the issue with facts!

I've been employing most of these women for several years now and take it from me when it comes to something like this - its like the 50's - duck and cover!

[Amantelondres]

Exon, if Tiger joined the board you can be sure that prices would go up!

[Member #4112]

Latest Tiger joke at the office –

Tiger Woods is no longer a Tiger, now he's a cheetah.

I work with a bunch of women and they find this very funny. They don't much like my take on the situtation (ditch the b**** and move on)

Talk about cutting remarks, the black women in my office are mad at him because he doesn't go after black women only white - talk about racist!

[Exon123]

I vote that Jackson makes Tiger Woods a "Senior Member" of the board.

I think we could all learn from his experiences.

Exon

[Whiskas]

Seems wifey is moving out. The same woman who allegedly assaulted him with a dangerous, if not deadly weapon (bad move on her part visa vi the pre-nup) If there was an assault, it will be his 'get out of jail for free card' (or in his case probably $20-50 million) Not sure how long one has to file charges but, I suspect that will be his trump card. Depending upon her level of greed (and that of her attorneys (sorry Bob and other esteemed members of the bar) we might never hear about it again.

As for how he got away with it for so long, we should all be thankful no one knows who the f*&% we are.

Indeed, I think this might be his winning card, this could force her to settle without the flashlights of media since stories about her abusing him could come out. On the other side he can't afford being tough on her or he might lose some of his endorsements. As you say 20 to 50 mill seem like a reasonable exit fee.

With his talent for secretly doing multiple coochie I think Tiger could easily work for MI6, CIA et al.

[Wild Walleye]

Seems wifey is moving out. The same woman who allegedly assaulted him with a dangerous, if not deadly weapon (bad move on her part visa vi the pre-nup). If there was an assault, it will be his 'get out of jail for free card' (or in his case probably $20-50 million). Not sure how long one has to file charges but, I suspect that will be his trump card. Depending upon her level of greed (and that of her attorneys (sorry Bob and other esteemed members of the bar), we might never hear about it again.

As for how he got away with it for so long, we should all be thankful no one knows who the f*&% we are.

[Damman]

For me it is mind boggling how he (Woods) was able to maintain his golf game and squeaky clean public persona with all that was going on in his life: secret mistresses / wife. The guy's stress levels must have been off the charts. Woods' acting skills far exceed his golfing abilities. You could not make this saga up. The three hundred million dollar tryst. Crazy.

[Sportsman]

BTW I am in London and just banged a snaggletooth from Kentishtown. 100 quid.

100 pounds for a shag? Why don't you hop on a flight on Ryan Air to Frankfurt next Sunday and join me in FKK Oase? I gurantee you won't be disappointed.

[Master J]

Here's number 4 Jamie Jungers Las vegas?

About the prenup I think you can throw it out the window. My argument would be that he did not fulfill his end of a worthy husband as outlined on page blah blah balh.

And why would she want to be Tigers ex wife when Tigers wife would have more perks. I say she is staying.

Read over the weekend that the sponsors are "sticking behind our guy". It seems the companies behind Tiger are male brand companies and it is the male audience that is their customer. As most posters have stated they have no problem with him straying.

And why did his stable wait to come out after the accident. Did anyone every believe or hear this was going on before? Not one bellhop, driver, golfer knew of this before?

Much more to come out on this one.

[Whiskas]

Where's Tiger's self confidence? He's acting like a chump! He could have 50 times more and better pussy and he's choosing to literally cut his nuts and hang them in his missus pearl necklace. If he doesn't leave a woman who tried to hurt him (literally, with a golf iron) he deserves each and every misfortune that comes afterwards.

I thought this man hand some brains in his skull. Maybe I was wrong. I read he's an accountant so he should know when it's time to cut your losses.

[Member #4112]

Guys, you know the women are throwing the pussy at him left and right when he is on tour, you just can't blame him for taking them up on it. Like any of you whoredogs would turn it down, yea right!

Since he has a prenup in the mix, ditch the ***** - pay child support - take all the free pussy you want and don't look back. The only thing the little woman loves is his wallet, same as here except his is a lot fatter! As long as he keeps his game up the endorsements (where the real money is) will keep coming. Just don't go OJ on her.