Jokes / One liners

[Doombringer321]

Found this little gem on pornhub and wished to share with you all.

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.p...h5915efdd29adb

If they are from argentina they are awesome.

[TejanoLibre]

Whaddya get when you cross FBI Director.

James Comey ... With Randy Travis ?

"Here I'm sitting alone.

Diggin up bones" !

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6AaHrOYpi0

Are We Not Surprised That He Lasted So Long ?

Keeping him would appear as if it was a reward for Election Assistance.

The Dems wanted his Head on a Silver Platter immediately at first.

Now they are Defending him ?

Fuck Politics !

TL.

He should have received The Medal of Honor !

[Malbec Eze]

Whaddya get when you cross FBI Director.

James Comey ... With Randy Travis ?

"Here I'm sitting alone.

Diggin up bones" !

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6AaHrOYpi0

[Malbec Eze]

Heard the United Air Lines Flight Attendants are.

Now being called "drag queens".

[Daddy Rulz]

I have had the pleasure of this young lady's company on several occasions. If you are disappointed you must be dead. She is expensive and not for everyone's pocket book but that's why they make Fiat's and Pagani Zonda C12F.

If you take this young lady for spin be prepared for Mach 2 with your hair on fire.

Two Russian oligarchs are having drinks and they notice they are wearing the same tie. Serge looks at Olev and says "nice tie, where did you get it?" And Olev says "I got this in Paris, it is of the finest silk, it cost 10,000 Euro." To which Serge shakes his head and says "oh, that's too bad, you could have gone to London where I got this one and paid 20,000".

She's hot, no doubt, I've seen her, I've seen her nearly naked, she's not a Pagani, a nice caddy maybe, with good lighting a Mercedes. If you're paying for a Pagani, you should get one.

I'm actually a fan of the lady. He marketing is brilliant, by saying that not everybody can afford her, that only men with exquisite taste can afford her, she's guaranteed to find two or three that are going to want to let everybody else know that they do in fact have exquisite taste and can afford her.".

Tip o the hat.

[Myolta]

Funny how Trump gets into this.

http://www.motherjones.com/politics/...legal-troubles

Funny how you didn't answer my question.

[WorldTravel69]

Funny how Trump gets into this.

http://www.motherjones.com/politics/...legal-troubles

Since it wasn't consensual with some women, such as Paula Jones to whom Bill Clinton agreed in November 1998 to pay $850,000 for sexual harassment compensation, how does that not make him a pervert?

[Myolta]

If it is Consensual how does that make him a Pervert?

Since it wasn't consensual with some women, such as Paula Jones to whom Bill Clinton agreed in November 1998 to pay $850,000 for sexual harassment compensation, how does that not make him a pervert?

[WorldTravel69]

If it is Consensual how does that make him a Pervert?

Shed no tears for the departing O'Reilly as America still has an iconic and bona fide pervert named Bill running around. Last name of Clinton, if my memory serves me.

[Myolta]

Is off the Air.

Sorry Jackson.

I could not resist.

Say Goodbye to Bill O'Reilly the pervert.

He should have ran for President, then it would not matter.

Shed no tears for the departing O'Reilly as America still has an iconic and bona fide pervert named Bill running around. Last name of Clinton, if my memory serves me.

[WorldTravel69]

Is off the Air.

Sorry Jackson.

I could not resist.

Say Goodbye to Bill O'Reilly the pervert.

He should have ran for President, then it would not matter.

[Sly One]

So this white guy goes to Hospital to see he white wife who is having a baby....

On arrive the nurse says Congratulations Sir you have 5 x baby boys.......

He says Well...Really i am not surprised because I have a very BIG Chimney...

Nurse says...If I were you I would clean it because all your boys are Black......

Sly.

[WorldTravel69]

With the Holidays close upon us, I would like to share a personal experience with my friends about drinking and driving.

As you know, some of us have been known to have brushes with the authorities from time to time, often on the way home after a "social session" with family or friends.

Well, two days ago, this happened to me. I was out for an evening with friends and had more than several whiskies followed by a couple of bottles of rather nice red wine and vodka shots. Although relaxed, I still had the common sense to know I was slightly over the limit. That's when I did something I've never done before - I took a taxi home!

Sure enough on the way there was a police roadblock, but since it was a taxi they waved it past and I arrived home safely without incident.

This was a real surprise to me, because I had never driven a taxi before. I don't know where I got it, and now that it's in my garage I don't know what to do with it..

So anyway, if you want to borrow it give me a call.

Happy Holidays and be safe out there.

[Bobby Doerr]

What's the difference between a flea and a lawyer? One is a bloodsucking parasite and the other is a small insect.

[TejanoLibre]

Look what can happen if you eat Wheaties for 38 years:

TL.