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09-27-06 13:25 #7Retired Member

Posts: 2599
DickHead,
In the some 800,000 times I've "Jacked Off" I can't ever remember using my left hand. My left hand is a "virgin" and I'm saving it for marriage.
Exon
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09-27-06 06:47 #6Senior Member

Posts: 134hand preference
I have a definate preference for one hand over the other. I don't mix and match. I think that a sex-prison radical feminist might deduce that a man who is not faithful to his best jacking hand would be a chronic cheater in a relationship and a flight risk in a marriage situation. I could see some chicks debating this on one of those dumb ass talk shows. They could bring out a menagerie of relationship experts and personal life coaches with graphs which would have the jacking preference (lefty, righty, ambidextrous) on the x-axis and relationship longevity on the y-axis. They could then put you on a 12-step jacking program that would help you understand more about yourself and would help you to develop healthier relationship patterns all while bringing you back to your "center".
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09-27-06 01:08 #5Senior Member

Posts: 213I have fucked Martina Twice!
Day One: Table Massage+HJ+BBBJ+Intercourse
I initially went to Martina for massage + HJ. She gave me a good massage and a fantastic hand job, and then we moved from the massage table, went inside her bedroom to proceed intercourse.
Day Two: Bed Massage+HJ+BBBJ+dildo+Intercourse
Booked her again next day, she gave me massage directly in the bed, about 30 minutes in the session, she handed me a dildo, was instructed to do her manually while she gave me most incredible BJ!
Martina loves to play different set of games according how her clinets impress her. YMMV, as for myself, I consider I was pretty lucky so far.
Strad
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09-27-06 01:06
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09-26-06 20:25 #4Retired Member

Posts: 2599
Yes DickHead.
Your right I'm not going to get laid tomorrow nor the next day for that matter. You see I'm too cheap to pay for the sorry ass working girls and piss poor service thats avilable to fuck up here in sex prision.
I could go out and get some free local pussy but thats to much work. And besides, that free pussy is not free. It fact its very expensive and if you should get emotionally attached to it your fucked. You become the Fuckee rather than the Fucker. That free pussy will find a way to fuck you over and when it leaves and it will leave and you'll be broke, she'll have taken all your money and emotions.
No thats not an option.
So I'm destine to "Jack Off" for at least another month while I hunt this Dumb CockSucker down with a bunch of "Writs of Garnishment" & "Executions" on a Judgment that stole the payroll tax's out of one of my business's, the MotherFucker.
But theres good news. I got a steady supply of good free porn to down load and Jack Off too up here and you don't. Since your local Fibertel isn't worth a shit for down loading porn and my ISP is great.
And finally You do what you want to Martina. You fucker, you corn hole her, you do anything you want. But I say Martina is strickly for Hand Jobs and if you like a woman to play with your asshole at the same time, she's your girl. And yea she could lose a few pounds but so what. Sometimes I Jack Off thinking about her Jacking me Off, I usually cum quicker.
Exon
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Exon,
I don't know what's worse: Reading the SPAM emails that you post or reading you describe as "good news" that you have secured a steady supply of porn.
Thanks, sort of.
Jackson
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09-26-06 12:36 #3Senior Member

Posts: 134Short Rib,
Three years at 2 chicks a week is a lot of experience and I would be more than happy to benefit from it. Please make a new thread with your recommendations for the best providers. Usually I don't like to mix a massage and sex because I don't want either experience to be slighted but with Gabi seeming to get a little bit flaky with appointments I'm sure we would all appreciate some other options.
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09-26-06 11:29 #2Regular Member

Posts: 23
Martina - overrated
Exon,
I am an expat that has lived here in Buenos Aires for nearly 3 years. I have been with a lot of girls in this city. In fact, I generally go see around two girls per week minimum. I have just recently discovered this site. I have read your commentary on several of the girls, and you spoke so highly of Martina that I decided to give her a try. I also took your advise and decided to just go in for a massage and handjob.
She is a nice girl if you are looking for a friend. But she looks nothing like her photos. She definitely has put on a good 10 kilos at least and looks average compared to the numbers of beautiful Argentine girls out there. She gives a decent massage. Nothing spectacular but not bad as massages go. But the handjob was nothing great. It took me nearly 30 minutes to finish and all I wanted to do at that point when it just became a chore, was to finish and get out of there. In fact, I was thinking about just pushing her aside and finishing the job myself.
Anyway, Exon, I don't know you and I will give you the benefit of the doubt on this one. Maybe Martina was better a few years back.
But there are so many other girls in the city that are much better looking, give just as good of a massage, and will give you much more pleasure than what I received.
Overall experience: 2 out of 10, 10 being the best.
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09-25-06 19:04 #1Retired Member

Posts: 2599
Martina is for Hand Jobs and Prostrate Massage's only, She's not for fucking, is that clear.
Exon


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