Returning visitor. What's happened to the club scene?

[Daddy Rulz]

I always forget that he has to protect his business and there's no end to it.

Disengaging.

DR.

[Member #3320]

Women are only seen as a commodity by pimps and psycho muslims.

Most of the girls who work in the clubs started out working in privados.

Couldn't agree more, batman.

I had the misfortune of trying one of the providers from this forum, who often posts as independent here in the garb of a "college going lass". When she came over to my place and provided a shitty service, I said "hey, I know you, I did you in a privado in 2008 for 250 pesos. She was absolutely ENRAGED. She said "how dare you insinuate that I ever worked in a privado. I come from a niche family o f BA. I never ever worked in a privado. Bla bla bla. ".

Long story short, Its the bitter truth of these so called "high society. Do not touch me. Independientes".

==

Another bitter truth. Two of my closest friends from BA are both privado girls who worked in a privado about 3-4 months many years ago and I established a "platonic" friendship with them over the years. On present day, both are happily married to awesome guys whom they met in normal society. Both have awesome careers on present day - One is a doctor and one is a lawyer. Both were in privados for fun ( to explore their sexuality and some quick summer money). Both worked there cos they found it safer and cleaner than working in a night time bar drining and smoking and being awake all night.

Long story short..No one knows who all has worked in a privado in BA. and on what basis one can say that scum goes to a privado and the high society girls work in Bars!

[Jackson]

If TL's last post is not indicative of too much alcohol, then I do not know what it is, because it make absolutely no sense. If someone can decipher what he is trying to say, please enlighten those of us who cannot understand him.

Tres3.

He's been studying communications in classes taught by the White House Press Secretary.

ROTFLMAF!

Jax.

[BadMan]

Women are only seen as a commodity by pimps and psycho muslims.

And just to be clear. Most of the girls who work in the clubs started out working in privados or for websites like areavip. That is until someone helped them see the " tourist " light. To each his own.

[Tres3]

If TL's last post is not indicative of too much alcohol, then I do not know what it is, because it make absolutely no sense. If someone can decipher what he is trying to say, please enlighten those of us who cannot understand him.

Tres3.

[TejanoLibre]

Your message; PV chicks are ugly. Which is a blatant falsehood, unless they are one of your stable then they are a trout. With the exception of the 50 year old rusty trombone twins who you will defend every time somebody says something bad about them, I wonder why?

Feathers in their hair, bad teeth, jungle bunnies. What you mean is outside of your stable.

I don't share the numbers of the girls I'm banging because the last one (Xime) went up 100 pesos within three days. (I wonder who had to impress her by giving her a little extra?)

Here is what 1200 pesos gets me. Sisters that sucked my dick (very well I might add) together for 40 minutes, then took turns riding me.

I didn't notice any bad teeth, nor feather, nor fat. Just two hard spinner bodies dedicated to pleasing me. Which makes sense, they are Paraguayas. Of course you could always go to a club and pay 2000 pesos for some chick that will barely touch your dick, wouldn't even think of sucking it without a condom, is afraid you're going to fuck up her hair, and starts the clock before you leave the club. Is that what you mean by connection?

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Or you could fuck this one like this one for 800. I don't see any feathers here either.

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How about them apples or oranges maybe? You may want to quit while you're only this far behind, your message is flawed, it's not going to get better. I can show these all day.

I would imagine that their "Rear" VIEW IS BY far THEIR "BEST" VIEW judging from the tone of their flesh hanging off of their bones and the homemade tats.

Plus anybody looks great with glasses on. Covers their eyes and that tells you exactly how old they are . Nice looking girl I'm sure .

I'm not saying that you can't find a great Day Hump, quickie girl in a Privado.

I never said that they are all ugly and all fucked out.

I Personally just don't know any recommendable Privados or Day Humps.

The ONLY reason that I recommend the Rusty Trombone Chicas is because they are nice and appreciative girls that work for themselves and do a phenomenal job.

I just DON'T know anybody else.

NOT ONE!

I will have to contact 4 of the girls on this site for a 4 day pool party in Recoleta. Don't even ask how much that cost!

Maybe GoGoPop and Limited Edition want to go fishing in the south and hunting in the north for a few days.

That's cool.

Maybe they would rather lie around in the sun by the private pool while their Boys go and gather birds and fish.

I am always accepting interviews.

800 p also raises the ante because I sure hope there aren't any 800 p Privados. Maybe that's what you call an Escort.

That's French for Hooker in case you didn't know.

800 p is Fair. The girl looks nice enough. Hell, I've paid for worse and I even waited in line.

SO what's the problem in feeling sorry for this poor little 3rd. World country and coughing up a couple more bucks for a quality girl?

Do you climax harder when you are thinking to yourself that you only paid 600 p instead of 1200 p?

Did you see what could happen when you pay 500 p at Excedra?

Hell, that happens everywhere.

And Yes, it's apples to oranges.

The Dude that makes $20,000,000.00 Million a Year Loves to pay 500 DOLLARS a night because he is too good to visit a Privado. Dirty, dingy, filthy, lack of air-con. Bed bugs!

I'm sure that a LOT of your Privados are worth the time and money and jizz expended!

No doubt!

So go ahead! Make a list! I won't be going there. Maybe.

At least this way we are less likely to ever track down "Patient Zero!"

And we all know he is lurking somewhere !

TL

[ElAlamoPalermo]

I actually agree with TL's assertion that the top girls available in a club for $100 USD or equivalent are a big upgrade over what is generally available in privados, has always been that way, and is probably more true than ever now that many privados have been liquidated by the anti human trafficking NGO's. A selection of the current crop available at New Port and Cocodrilo have serious gym bodies, are reasonably worldly (meaning you could have a decent prelude conversation assuming you are conversant in castellano) and are of the level that you wouldn't be ashamed to be seen in public with them. That being said there are plenty of cold, uninterested sharks on the premises that could give an unexperienced and non-castellano speaker a really lousy time for their money (which is why it's always important to take your time and conduct a thorough interview to get a feel for the girls comfort level and general demeanor). But as TL stated, it really is apples and oranges in terms of comparing a typical privado girl with what you can currently find in the few remaining clubs. I also second his notion that the fact there are so few clubs makes the process easier; the top meat is now all at New Port and Cocodrilo, places with relatively reasonable drink prices and NO exit drinks.

[Daddy Rulz]

Some boys want a trophy and some boys want a trout!

Your message; PV chicks are ugly. Which is a blatant falsehood, unless they are one of your stable then they are a trout. With the exception of the 50 year old rusty trombone twins who you will defend every time somebody says something bad about them, I wonder why?

Feathers in their hair, bad teeth, jungle bunnies. What you mean is outside of your stable.

I don't share the numbers of the girls I'm banging because the last one (Xime) went up 100 pesos within three days. (I wonder who had to impress her by giving her a little extra?)

Here is what 1200 pesos gets me. Sisters that sucked my dick (very well I might add) together for 40 minutes, then took turns riding me.

I didn't notice any bad teeth, nor feather, nor fat. Just two hard spinner bodies dedicated to pleasing me. Which makes sense, they are Paraguayas. Of course you could always go to a club and pay 2000 pesos for some chick that will barely touch your dick, wouldn't even think of sucking it without a condom, is afraid you're going to fuck up her hair, and starts the clock before you leave the club. Is that what you mean by connection?



Or you could fuck this one like this one for 800. I don't see any feathers here either.



How about them apples or oranges maybe? You may want to quit while you're only this far behind, your message is flawed, it's not going to get better. I can show these all day.

[TejanoLibre]

No need for the hard sell tl. Some people like your over priced english speaking chicas. Some don't. To each his own.

I personally know most of the girls in your " stable " and can easily say they are all overpriced. But hey. I'm not a tourist. Just saying.

I fully agree that Some are overpriced but some of these girls are full-time Favoritas for some of the Boys and that's Not my fault.

Although they may not know it.

You've been with a few of them BM.

And you are correct!

Nobody has ever complained about quality or service!

Now let's build a Chica from Scratch:

Alive - 600 pesos.

Willing - 200 pesos.

Available and on time - 100 pesos.

Presentable - 100 pesos.

Speaks English - 200 plus pesos.

Not a clock watcher - 100 pesos.

Multi-Input. User Friendly 200 pesos.

Total - $1500.00 pesos or an even Franklin if you can pull it off.

Subtract accordingly for bad Genes.

Never seen a gym in her life - 300 p.

Bad Teeth - 300 p.

5 Bastards - 300 p.

Still wears feathers in her hair - 300 p.

Apples and Oranges Boys.

Some boys want a trophy and some boys want a trout!

TL.

[Rocky2]

Please show me the way to these wonderful 5 star Privados that are only inhabited by absolutely gorgeous girls that allow you to do whatever you want to them for 600 LOUSY pesos!

I mean I REALLY need to have as many options available when the time comes. If someone so happens to Day Hump.

In fact I need some Day Time Hookers for this Saturday afternoon .

Looks , language skills , presentable , education level :

Who Cares ?

It not like you are going to actually try to have a conversation with them !

You think they give a shit or EVER expect to see you again .

The Time would be DAY Time Sex, 1 Hour Max, Zero Club Atmosphere. I have just fallen out of that Privado scene so I just don't know of any good ones and the oh so generous types on this board try to keep them to themselves.

There is a HUGE difference between having a drink in an almost air-conditioned club and listening to music while you fight off 20 girls and mentally brutalize the strippers on the stage.

It's goddamn apples and oranges and some of you might be smart enough to understand that .


Try to take a Privado Jungle Bunny to the Museum of Fine Arts or try to discuss Fractals ! Come on Boys !

There is Privado Sex and there is Escort / Club Sex . If you DON'T know the difference or if you DON'T care then you might as well wack it !

You can fuck a hole in a tree for 600p or you can TRY to have a relationship with someone for a few dollars more .

What the fuck is 400p when your sticking your dick up some stranger's ass ?

That's worth something! That's worth a lot!

And for the 1000th time:

I don't get 10% of your lousy pesos!

What the fuck is 60 pesos from DR's GF worth to me?

I actually get 20% of every fucking dollar spent in every bar, hotel, apartment, Privado, restaurant, hooker house, cab, clothing store, plane ticket, COFFEE Shop, et cetera.

Fuck, it should be 50% (unfortunately I am just a Tour Guide and most of the clients don't even say thank you!). ( I wish I was not joking ! 50% , 10% of everything would be enough to have a good time ! )
I wish I did get paid real commissions. God knows It cost me a shitload of time and MONEY to do my job! Damn knows I should for what I put up with.

I shall be Knighted for my work .

That's enough !

A lot of the Boys would like to interact with someone's vagina before they try to master it.

I have had EXCELLENT times in Privados!

The second best climax of my life!

Out of about 1200 fucking slot machine sperm banks the Privados girls were good enough, and horrible.

So make me a list of 5 star hookers in 5 star Privados and I will add them to the mix.

Gladly!

The more the merrier!

Have Fun,

TL.

The problem is that if your list gets expanded, the increased exposure will fuck it up and the result will be less quality for high prices.

[BadMan]

No need for the hard sell tl. Some people like your over priced english speaking chicas. Some don't. To each his own.

I personally know most of the girls in your " stable " and can easily say they are all overpriced. But hey. I'm not a tourist. Just saying.

Please show me the way to these wonderful 5 star Privados that are only inhabited by absolutely gorgeous girls that allow you to do whatever you want to them for 600 LOUSY pesos!

I mean I REALLY need to have as many options available when the time comes. If someone so happens to Day Hump.

In fact I need some Day Time Hookers for this Saturday afternoon .

Looks , language skills , presentable , education level :

Who Cares ?

It not like you are going to actually try to have a conversation with them !

You think they give a shit or EVER expect to see you again .

The Time would be DAY Time Sex, 1 Hour Max, Zero Club Atmosphere. I have just fallen out of that Privado scene so I just don't know of any good ones and the oh so generous types on this board try to keep them to themselves.

There is a HUGE difference between having a drink in an almost air-conditioned club and listening to music while you fight off 20 girls and mentally brutalize the strippers on the stage.

It's goddamn apples and oranges and some of you might be smart enough to understand that .


Try to take a Privado Jungle Bunny to the Museum of Fine Arts or try to discuss Fractals ! Come on Boys !

There is Privado Sex and there is Escort / Club Sex . If you DON'T know the difference or if you DON'T care then you might as well wack it !

You can fuck a hole in a tree for 600p or you can TRY to have a relationship with someone for a few dollars more .

What the fuck is 400p when your sticking your dick up some stranger's ass ?

That's worth something! That's worth a lot!

And for the 1000th time:

I don't get 10% of your lousy pesos!

What the fuck is 60 pesos from DR's GF worth to me?

I actually get 20% of every fucking dollar spent in every bar, hotel, apartment, Privado, restaurant, hooker house, cab, clothing store, plane ticket, COFFEE Shop, et cetera.

Fuck, it should be 50% (unfortunately I am just a Tour Guide and most of the clients don't even say thank you!). ( I wish I was not joking ! 50% , 10% of everything would be enough to have a good time ! )
I wish I did get paid real commissions. God knows It cost me a shitload of time and MONEY to do my job! Damn knows I should for what I put up with.

I shall be Knighted for my work .

That's enough !

A lot of the Boys would like to interact with someone's vagina before they try to master it.

I have had EXCELLENT times in Privados!

The second best climax of my life!

Out of about 1200 fucking slot machine sperm banks the Privados girls were good enough, and horrible.

So make me a list of 5 star hookers in 5 star Privados and I will add them to the mix.

Gladly!

The more the merrier!

Have Fun,

TL.

[TejanoLibre]

Absolute bullshit! Pardon my language.

Please show me the way to these wonderful 5 star Privados that are only inhabited by absolutely gorgeous girls that allow you to do whatever you want to them for 600 LOUSY pesos!

I mean I REALLY need to have as many options available when the time comes. If someone so happens to Day Hump.

In fact I need some Day Time Hookers for this Saturday afternoon .

Looks , language skills , presentable , education level :

Who Cares ?

It not like you are going to actually try to have a conversation with them !

You think they give a shit or EVER expect to see you again .

The Time would be DAY Time Sex, 1 Hour Max, Zero Club Atmosphere. I have just fallen out of that Privado scene so I just don't know of any good ones and the oh so generous types on this board try to keep them to themselves.

There is a HUGE difference between having a drink in an almost air-conditioned club and listening to music while you fight off 20 girls and mentally brutalize the strippers on the stage.

It's goddamn apples and oranges and some of you might be smart enough to understand that .


Try to take a Privado Jungle Bunny to the Museum of Fine Arts or try to discuss Fractals ! Come on Boys !

There is Privado Sex and there is Escort / Club Sex . If you DON'T know the difference or if you DON'T care then you might as well wack it !

You can fuck a hole in a tree for 600p or you can TRY to have a relationship with someone for a few dollars more .

What the fuck is 400p when your sticking your dick up some stranger's ass ?

That's worth something! That's worth a lot!

And for the 1000th time:

I don't get 10% of your lousy pesos!

What the fuck is 60 pesos from DR's GF worth to me?

I actually get 20% of every fucking dollar spent in every bar, hotel, apartment, Privado, restaurant, hooker house, cab, clothing store, plane ticket, COFFEE Shop, et cetera.

Fuck, it should be 50% (unfortunately I am just a Tour Guide and most of the clients don't even say thank you!). ( I wish I was not joking ! 50% , 10% of everything would be enough to have a good time ! )
I wish I did get paid real commissions. God knows It cost me a shitload of time and MONEY to do my job! Damn knows I should for what I put up with.

I shall be Knighted for my work .

That's enough !

A lot of the Boys would like to interact with someone's vagina before they try to master it.

I have had EXCELLENT times in Privados!

The second best climax of my life!

Out of about 1200 fucking slot machine sperm banks the Privados girls were good enough, and horrible.

So make me a list of 5 star hookers in 5 star Privados and I will add them to the mix.

Gladly!

The more the merrier!

Have Fun,

TL.

[Tres3]

The Privado scene is a different story. Worse than before to me but a lot of the boys like that stuff. They live off of it.

I have been coming to VA to monger for a month for five years. This year I will come for two months. I have been to a club exactly three times. The clubs were overpriced and most of the chicas had the golden pussy syndrome. I have gotten plenty of good pussy, and some mediocre pussy as well (I am a subscriber to the saying that there is no truly bad pussy, some is just better than others). No matter the quality, I have gotten all of the pussy that I could afford. If a privado has bad girls, I simply walk out, and if the girl who is at the door is not the one in the photographs, I also walk away or shut the door in her face. In BA there are too many fish in the sea to overpay for pussy, especially if you do not know what you are going to get until after you have fucked her (unless you have fucked her before).

Tres3.

[Member #3320]

Less Clubs. More Chicas if you know where to find them.


The Privado scene is worse than before to me

Absolute bullshit! Pardon my language.

[Daddy Rulz]

The Privado scene is a different story. Worse than before to me but a lot of the boys like that stuff. They live off of it.

This could not be further from the truth. I suspect you keep saying it because nobody will pay you to take them there but the PV and Indy scene is as strong, if not stronger, and as affordable as it has ever been.

You can go to a club or Exedra, pay somebody to guide you, then pay the chick 2-3000 pesos for mostly shitty sex (there are exceptions) paying more so that she in turn can hand over part of your hard earned money to somebody as a commission, or you can learn how to use the resources available to anybody with a computer and find chicks ranging from regular at about 600 pesos to full blown porn star experiences for 1500 at the absolute max.

I went to Mia's the other night and there was this really fucking hot dancer, serious pornstar body, talked to her and made her a more than reasonable offer of 1000 pesos for an hour and a half. She was insulted and wanted 2,000 for an hour, all covered. I laughed, left, and fucked the sisters the next afternoon at their apartment for 600 each.

It's raining and all you need is a bucket.