Useful Facts and Figures

[Alejandra]

Dear Fisherman Toymann.

Sisisis, I'm making progress in the analysis of your crazy fantasy! Hahaha.

I will appreciate you. But I do not like talking about other girls (please Respect me on that!).

The photo, beautiful. Is a fish very similar to Dorado? Paraguay has changed us? Haha.

Besitos!

Ale

[Toymann]

Dear Toymann,

Your new fishing these "Dorado"? That picture is truly yours? If so, congratulations, I know that fishing is one of your favorite sports.

You are a person a little crazy, but fun! (I'm kidding).

And what I like about you. Is that you are a respectful person. I feel appreciation for you!

Kisses from BA.

Alejandra

You are ruining my reputation with such kind words Ale. Jajajajajaja. You are not a silly Puta like Chanel and Bella. IALOTFLMAO!

How are you progressing with my fantasy? Besitos. Happy Mongering All. Toymann


Ps. the fish in the previous post is a Pacu (exellent eating) not a dorado. Below is a dorado portena (jajajajaja) She is also a paraguya!

[Alejandra]

Dear Toymann,

Your new fishing these "Dorado"? That picture is truly yours? If so, congratulations, I know that fishing is one of your favorite sports.

You are a person a little crazy, but fun! (I'm kidding).

And what I like about you. Is that you are a respectful person. I feel appreciation for you!

Kisses from BA.

Alejandra

[Dancesw/Chicas]

When you guys write about GFE in Asuncion, I imagine sessions with DFK, BBBJ, right?

I read somewhere about Chicas not doing that in Asuncion.

DWC

[Sportsman]

Exon was particularly impressed with Vanessa, a girl who looks like she just walked off a Glamour magazine photo shoot.

I was with Vanessa last September. She is indeed a very attractive chica. She is a little cold during the presentation, that's why I did not go with her on my first visit to that casa. But she was just too hot to pass. That's why I took a chance with her on my second visit. Once I got her in the room, she really warmed up and I had a very good session with her.

[Tequila Tim]

Exon, Chica Seeker, and myself arrived Monday morning after an exceptionally inept job by Aerolineas Argentinas. We almost lost Exon when they lost his reservation and he had to fly standby. After a cattle car like flight to ASU we arrived at the Asuncion Palace Hotel with devious deeds on our minds. The Palace is a great choice for a visitor to ASU, the sisters run a clean, affordable place in a good location. First stop after lunch was 462 Cerro Cora where we were presented with 8 chicas (all doable). Exon was particularly impressed with Vanessa, a girl who looks like she just walked off a Glamour magazine photo shoot. Unfortunately, the price has been raised to 150K / hr (later confirmed by El Alamo) , but all were happy with the session there, still a good value with thier very nice facilities. Later, we met El Alamo for dinner at Bolsi followed by some down time at the casino at the Guarani Splender Hotel. Asuncion is a laid back place, if you're not in a hurry or an action junkie it can really grow on you. Tuesday started with a $3 haircut from Claudia who has a shop next door to the hotel. After hooking up for lunch with El Alamo at Lido Bar we proceeded to sample the high end privados which need a taxi ride to get to. Mansion VIP was an adventure to get to. Not very far but when the driver gets lost on unpaved roads let's just say its an adventure. Kind of unexcusable since we got him to speak to the madam before leaving downtown. After finding the place it appears just like an upscale surburan house but inside there was a working privado (with great facilities). The price here was much higher than the downtown privados at 250K / hour but the facilities were immaculate and I chose a real stunner (Angie) that I simply had to have. Total GFE. The others passed on the rest of the lineup and went to another suburban privado. They eventually settled on 462 Cerro Cora again. Overall, a couple of mellow, satisfying days at ASU.

[Member #3320]

This is where the well to do locals (born and brought up in Paraguay) , had originally asked me to stay in my trip to Asuncion. Though I went more with Tequila Tim's advise and was 100% satisfied with Asuncion Palace hotel.

However if you have high tastes and want the best, thats the hotel to be in Asuncion.

Detailed info.

Website:http://www.lamision.com.py

Company Overview:

Ideal for those who wish to stay in an elegant setting that combines the ancient, modern and traditional, with some flavor Guarani. A unique atmosphere where good food raw, design and taste good with treatment always happy, warm and friendly.

The hotel has 36 luxurious suites are distinguished by innovative design and theécor, with an independent visual theme on each floor, for visitors to choose the environment to their liking. From the terraces why. . (read more)

Mission:Theme & Boutique Hotel The Mission has the difficult task of breaking with the patterns of the hotel chain and show the world the fusion of Spanish and Guaraní culture in an environment that mixes ancient, modern and artisan taking as its starting point the Jesuit Missions represented in the Arc trials, the angels singing and the sundial of San Cosme why San Damian. Thus, for example, the bricks were handmade cover the hotel burned in different shades of wine, gray and earth by giving the building a few years of history.

Although the hotel owners are foreigners show their deep love for what the Paraguayan culture, because they feel as their own. The owners decided to make this venture as a family on his return to Asuncion. Was raised and drew strongly on: What is what most attracted them and made them return to this country? What is special about this land that is where they decided to take root as a family? The only conclusion was the people. Paraguay is the hospitality which characterizes and distinguishes it to this country from all others.

Doing the best things is the philosophy of this company. With this concept, seeking excellence in every way. The Mission seeks to change and create the infrastructure through the rich, projecting warmth and quality.

The hotel uses the bounties that nature has provided for Paraguay.

1. The freshwater reserve in the world: The aquifer, is used by well over 140 feet deep, which meets all health standards of quality, making the vital liquid is drinkable. Besides this the water is tested monthly by random and technical certificates.

2. The abundant sunlight is widely used by the hotel to heat water using solar installations.

3. The presence of the products responsibly exploited and used by native tribes and artisans of our country, are part of the environment: heavy wood, products made from native palms, subtle view of native bird feathers, plus the presence of pure cotton aopoi tablecloths and curtains.

Products:

This wonderful hotel has 36 different rooms which are noted for their innovative design and decoration. The windows of the German mimas are PVC double glazing and air space to take charge of its acoustic and thermal comfort.

Among the amenities is the finely decorated ballroom with parquet floors, colonial furniture, fine aopoi curtains and a mural of the famous painter Koki Ruiz with up to 120 people comfortably seated.

Among other amenities can also highlight the Restaurant "Paraqvaria" Lobby Bar "My Flavours" and the "Roof Garden" (Terrace) with a beautiful view of the green and aged trees in the area, which has no tall buildings which allows you to enjoy the atmosphere and relax.

For those wishing to take a moment for personal care, on the terrace you will find a gym and a spa with sauna and massage service.

Communication is really important for a high-end corporate hotel, so we offer free of charge: fiber optics in each room and business center and high speed wifi throughout the hotel. We also offer corporate Tigo cellular free for every room, it can communicate free of charge to the various areas of the hotel.

We invite you to visit this hotel unique features in the new heart of Asuncion.

[Member #3320]

I used the "matrimonial suite" which is inevitably for 2 people. Paid us$ 50 ( discounted price) a night. The room is excellent 8/10.

No room safe though. The Ac was struggling at times with the Feb heat.

The main plus point is that the sisters are really friendly and take personal care. I used to leave my camera / expensive sunglasses / ipad in the room. No one ever touched anything.

They even cleaned my room twice a day if I slept in the afternoon!

Breakfast which comes in the price of 50 us$ is ordinary but the waiter serves you personally and takes care of you.

The main point is that the hotel is actually located in a red light area of the city. This will not go well with your business clients or local affluent friends but what the heck! All the low cost privados are nearby!

Those who want to rent a car- parking space is also available.

Street walkers are nearby!

No walk of shame! As girls coming to meet you are sent to your room without any cross questions.

Their is a decent place to eat at the corner of the hotel, i block to the right.. Excellent lomos con pimenta de negra with 2 litre Brahma beer cost about us$ 12.

Those on a sex vacation can have a daily budget of

us$ 50 - hotel
us$ 44 - 2 fucks
us$ 15 - food
us$ 15 - taxi
Hope this helps.

[Member #3320]

After a disastrous session the other night, I was determined to have a good session.

The day was Sunday evening. All privados closed. Street Walkers off the street. I decided to use the 2 phone numbers, I had collected from the 2 chicas of the privados (Eden & Guia Productions (1241, 14 de Mayo).

First I called the chica from Eden. She seemed genuinely pleased to hear from me (as if she was awaiting/expecting my call!). Anyway we had a nice chat. I could hear baby crying nearby. She gave me her unavailability for today evening as the baby was there and she had no standby to look after the baby. She did tell me that she would like to meet for sure the next Sunday (her off night).

Then I called Chica 2 from Guia Productions. She was also pleased to hear my voice. I asked her and she didn't waste any time in saying "yes". I confirmed the price of 250, 000 G for TLN. She confirmed yes. I asked her about BBBJ and she confirmed yes. (She had refrained from giving a BBBJ at the privado).

She arrived at my hotel at 9. 30 pm. Looked smashing and extremely desirable in a green T-shirt and light blue jeans and keds. We took shower turn by turn and had a excellent 8-9 hour session of sex.

Yes, BBBJ was on the menu. And performed well at that without any inhibitions with interest.

Left my hotel at 6. 30 Am. Would have stayed longer but I had other plans early in the morning as well.

Overall, a EXCELLENT GFE experience. A memory which would serve very well when in the sex prison!!

Damages. 300, 000 G (66 us$)

Yes, I paid 250,000 G for sex, 30, 000 G for taxi and about 20, 000 G more just for her excellent attitude. She seemed 100% satisfied as well.

Suerte from Asuncion.

P.S : I asked her if she would like me to pass on her phone number to other friends of mine. She gave me a firm "NO".

[Toymann]

I spend signifiicant time in Corrientes. Just a short bus ride to Paraguay. My argie buddies would never in a million years go mongering in Parauguay. With all do respect to El Alamo, who is in no doubt a killer privado monger, I have just heard way too many reports about covered BJ's in Paraguay. This sounds like a bunch of bullshit, from my humble position. I have banged Paraguayans from BA, to Goya to Corrienties to Rosario. Have never had a Paraguayan even suggent a condom for oral sex. This is not the first report from a forum member about the fixation of Asuncion privado chicas with CBJ. What a total waste of time and forgive me, but, WTF is up with this stuff!

I asked my Corrientes home boys about this issue and the answer was immediate. The best Paraguayan putas leave the country for Argentina. No argie would ever consider getting a CBJ from a Paraguayan. They LOL at even the thought. El Alamo may get some to go BBBJ for a propina, and good for him, but let's keep it real! My deal is if ya have to propina for BBBJ then just move down the road.

Have been following this thread for some time evaluating the pros and cons of ascension, paraguay. All said. I have way better pussey in BA without the constant negotiation. Just my dos centavos! All respect due to El Alamo. Happy Mongering All. Toymann.

Thanks Captain. You're reports closed the deal for me ever going to Paraguay. Thanks Dude

PS. the best Paraguayan pussy semms to be in the Rio Parana. IALOTFLMAO!

[Member #3320]

After having three excellent GFEs one after another, I had a really terrible experience last night.

After having dinner, I roamed around the street of Palma, Mexico etc looking for street walkers at 1 am in the night. Saw about 8-9 of them. None looked as good as some of the girls I had sex in the privados. The worst looking one asked for 100, 000 G (22us$) an hour. A average looking one asked for 200, 000 G (44 us$) an hour. Most importantly, the street walkers did not look as naive as the girls in Privado. They looked like scam artists and some of them had smirk and scorn on their face. Also some local friends informed me that many times these street walker girls can mix sleeping tablet in your drink or cola or water and run away with your wallet. So combination of all these factors, I did not partake.

Finally checked out 2 privados on Estados Unidos.

At first one the mamasang (a young girl) informed me that all girls were occupied. So proceeded to the next one on the same street. Here was shown 4 girls. None of them a great looker. But I was tired of searching, just wanted to fuck and return to my hotel. So chose a girl. The manager first asked me for 150, 000 (55us$) but I refused. I offered 120000 G (26 us$) , he went in and consulted the girl and they agreed. This is the first time in my life, I negotiated at a privado and got my way!

The girl came in BUT did not look as pretty as she looked when presented. First turn off. Then she announced she will not do any kissing (forget DFK) or similar. 2nd major turn off. Then I asked about BBBJ. She gave me such a nasty killer look in response as if I had asked her to receive G. S!

We took our clothes off and she immediately put on the condom on my dick and started sucking. After a minute of sucking, she went on the bed side and spitted one bucket of spit out as if I had been bitten by a black Mamba and she was just removing the venom from my wound and spitting it out! I asked her that she is just sucking a condom, what is the drama about? She got damn angry and said she is leaving the room.

She left the room, after 5-7 minutes a fresh girl walked in. SHe was not someone I was attracted to but at least she was a nicer person. She claimed to be 18 years old and I just can not stand girls of this age. I prefer 23-27 age group. Anyway, we chatted more than we fucked. Did get to kiss her a bit, covered blowjob, mediocre sex, a thorough waste of money. She did seemed to get exited when I said I was single. She offered me her sister studying engineering as my girl friend in Asuncion. She has even given me her phone no! God knows what are/were her intentions. I do not plan to use the number.

Anyway, came out of the privado and it was a dark lonely night yet again. But luckily had a guard on the door. He commanded me literally, not to venture out and just stay at the door and await the taxi. The only positive. Guard was genuinely concerned for my safety. Finally after a wait of about 15-20 minutes, a taxi came by and I landed safely at my hotel.

In short, avoid the 2 privados as Estados Unidos.

Trivia

1. The taxi rides cost close to 10 us$ hotel to hotel.
2. The room was average. Not that bad.
3. The privado where, I eventually fucked was right in front of Hotel Cecilia.

[El Alamo]

Captain,

462 Cerra Cora is probably my favorite privado there, almost always an outstanding line-up. Nice facilities too. One thing I do agree with is they are pretty strict with the rules (e. G. No BBBJ). Must be a house policy. Thanks for the insightful reports!

TT

You would be surprised how many of the girls at Cerro Cora 462 will lose the condom if you paste a $20 US bill to your forehead. That's right, for $20 you can do them bareback, especially when you explain that there is no way your johnson will ever fit into that tiny XXXXL Magnum condom.

[El Alamo]

Captain.

Welcome to paradise.

A little background on the places you visited.

Azara 1565. They have different prices for each girl which vary from 120, 000 to 200, 000 guarani an hour. In my opinion a birdbrain pricing system. Probably explains why they are only open during the daytime - they used to be a 24 hour operation.

14 de Mayo 1241. A gem. 100, 000 guarani an hour. Do you remember the name of the girl you were with?

El Eden 495. All of the girls are 120, 000 guarani an hour except Anahi (blond, green eyed hardbody) who is 150, 000 an hour.

Cerro Cora 462, First class. They usually charge 300, 000 for one hour in your hotel and 1, 000, 000 for TLN. The girl you were with probably flunked Math 101.

There is a whole different, higher class of privados in the suburbs I. E. Mansion VIP, Class A and Thai.

If I had known what Asuncion had to offer I would not have spent one minute in Buenos Aires. As far as pussy goes, Buenos Aires is kindergarden while Asuncion is graduate school at Harvard.

[Member #3320]

Captain,

462 Cerra Cora is probably my favorite privado there, almost always an outstanding line-up. Nice facilities too. One thing I do agree with is they are pretty strict with the rules (e. G. No BBBJ). Must be a house policy. Thanks for the insightful reports!

TT

TT,

Lack of BBBJ is an enigma to me. I mean, it seems more like some sort of pact rather than "safe sex" issue. Maybe the girls want to save it for their lovers? Anyway, I managed to get one with the first girl probably because she was new to the trade as she confided in me and probably in desperate need on money.

And thank you too, TT. Your reports one year ago were the starting point for me in this direction.

[Member #3320]

Hi Captain,

You're right, the area where you were is very quiet at night. When I was there my myself at night I asked the house to call me a cab as I was getting ready to leave after my session.

TT

Yes, I intended to ask for the cab on my way out, but was so thrilled with the quality of the sex etc that I forgot about it till I found myself yet again alone on a lonely dark street. No choice but to walk some distance and hail the taxi. Not something I would recommend to a blond haired, blue eyed English speaking monger.