Jackpot Fucked Me, The CockSucker

[Rioman]

Thought this would be the right place to advertise Rioman Monger's Bad Debt Collection Service. I am looking for the right slogan.

1. Satisfaction Guaranteed - to stir up the Monger community.

2. Money back guarantee - we collect at least 50% (which is our fee) and you pay nothing.

3. Never met a Moe Cocksucker that we could not collect from.

[Hunt99]

And I would be willing to pay for a third of his girlfriend's dinner, if she would blow me in the men's room between the entree and dessert.

[Exon123]

I remember Moe's scam well Jackson.

The difference between Moe and Jackpot, is Jackpot is to cheap to invite a date to dinner, or if by some strange reason he could get a lady to go with him it would be Dutch Treat.

Exon

[Jackson]

Hey Exon,

Here's a good "Cheap Cocksucker" story for you:

One evening I was at a restaurant having dinner with Exon, Moe and Moe's full time, live-in girlfriend. The bill with tip for the four of us was $180 pesos, and after a cursory review and dividing the total by 4, Exon and I each put 45 pesos on the table. Moe, after looking alternately at the bill and his open wallet several times, announced that we had incorrectly calculated his portion of the bill. The math seemed obvious to Exon and myself, but Moe insisted that the bill should have been divided by 3 as he felt that Exon and I should also pay for his girlfriend's meal. Finally after several minutes of Moe's stubborn insistence, and given that we were ready to leave, Exon and I decided between ourselves to end this moronic impasse by dropping another 20 pesos each on the table.

The next week Exon calls me and tells me that Moe and his girlfriend will be joining us for dinner that evening. I told Exon very clearly that I wasn't going to be paying for Moe's girlfriend's dinner again, and Exon assured me that he had already made that point clear to Moe, who had assured Exon that this would not be an issue.

As we were ordering, Moe's new dining strategy was revealed to us, and it was devilishly simple and vintage Moe, to wit: He simply didn't allow his girlfriend to order anything!

When Moe got his drink, he poured some from his glass into his girlfriend's glass, and when his dinner was delivered, he spooned a portion from his plate onto her plate. Clearly the poor girl didn't get enough to eat as evidenced by the fact that she consumed the entire basket of table bread, resulting in her being admonished by Moe for disrupting his standard practice of pocketing (literally) the table bread for a later snack.

What a class act this guy is!

Needless to say, that was my last dinner with Moe, although Exon continues to associate with this world class cheapskate, which I don't understand given that Moe's contribution to any conversation is about equal to what one would expect from a bag of rocks.

Thanks,

Jackson

[Exon123]

Exon, I am dying down here in Buenos Aires, there is no good liquor anywhere to be found. Will you please run down to the liquor store for me and pick up a case of Johnny Walker Black Label, and bring it with you when you come down here next time? I'll pay you back when you get here.

I'd do it for you "Hunt", your a creditable man and for your word is good.

Jackpot on the other hand, I'd want "Cash with a Co-Signer in Advance", plus a commission.

The whole point is why deliberately fuck a friend out of such a small amount of money just because you can.

If you think about it for just a minute,

Imagine some sort of emergency situation where one day Jackpot really did need a favor and I was the only one that could provide it at the exact time he needed it, if not he would suffer some sort of great loss.

What would he say, "I'm sorry I was just kidding about the $48 peso's, here's the money, please do me the favor"

My point being it makes no sense to "Burn a Bridge" with a friend for such little money, It promotes bad "Karma"

And its Chicken Shit.

Exon

[WorldTravel69]

I didn't get no stinking Money.

It's a good thing Exon didn't catch me slipping a tenner out of his pocket the last time he passed out at L'Alliance. It was just for taxi fare. Honest. I gave WorldTravel69 the money I "borrowed" and told him to reimburse Exon.

[Hunt99]

Exon,

I am dying down here in Buenos Aires, there is no good liquor anywhere to be found. Will you please run down to the liquor store for me and pick up a case of Johnny Walker Black Label, and bring it with you when you come down here next time?

I'll pay you back when you get here.

[Exon123]

What truly astounds me is the "ChickenShitness" of all this, yes ChickShitness, a new word I've just coined for Jackpot's behavior.

Moreover someone's lying, As well as I know Jackpot there's no way he's going to pay twice for the candy.

Since Jackpot say's he left $20 peso's with Rioman and now Jackson say's he left $20 USD with him someone is not telling the truth.

And again, I was in town for three weeks. Had dinner with Jackpot and other Mongers six or eight times, maybe more and he never offered to pay me the $12.65, $48 peso's mind you ---- Nothing.

It would seam Jackpot is "All Flash and No Cash"

Jackpot asked me to do him a favor, I took the time and went to the expense to accomplish the task and now he won't pay me and take's the attitude, "Fuck Him, I wished I'd Fucked the Alky out of more money". Now what kind of behavior is that, not very smart.

Its Chicken Shit.

Exon

[Jackson]

It's a good thing Exon didn't catch me slipping a tenner out of his pocket the last time he passed out at L'Alliance. It was just for taxi fare. Honest. I gave WorldTravel69 the money I "borrowed" and told him to reimburse Exon.

Man, if you think that's bad, I'd hate to admit the number of times I pocketed his change from a restaurant bill because I knew that he'd forget about it in his haste to get out the door and light a cigarette.

Zing!

Jackson

[Hunt99]

Exon-

Jackpot very well may (or may not) be a "cheap cocksucker" as you proclaim him to be, but is it really worth wasting any time, energy, or wind complaining about it when the amount being argued over is $13 USD? $13 USD? If his alleged cheapness offends you so much just stop doing favors for the guy.

Suerte,

Rock Harders

It's a good thing Exon didn't catch me slipping a tenner out of his pocket the last time he passed out at L'Alliance. It was just for taxi fare. Honest. I gave WorldTravel69 the money I "borowed" and told him to reimburse Exon.

[Esten]

But the entertainment value of this thread is priceless! LMAO

[Jackpot]

WOW! What a great response form several losers who have a minimal amount of intelligence. I wish I fucked the alky out of more money.

To see if you bottom feeders would have reacted with much more.

Macho posing.

Again, its a big HO - HUM and please get a life or take up reading on current events.

Jackpot.

PS: looking forward to meeting you on my next visit.

[Rock Harders]

Exon,

Jackpot very well may (or may not) be a "cheap cocksucker" as you proclaim him to be, but is it really worth wasting any time, energy, or wind complaining about it when the amount being argued over is $13 USD? $13 USD? If his alleged cheapness offends you so much just stop doing favors for the guy.

Suerte,

Rock Harders

[BadMan]

Matthew 5:9

Blessed are the peacemakers, for they shall be called the sons of God.

[Jackson]

Exon,

While Jackpot was in BA, he volunteered dozens of hours of his time helping me remodel my new place, so you just not going to convince me that he's anything less than a stand up guy.

Anyway, I've got the $20 USD he left for you right here, safely tucked between the pages of "The Book of Exon", awaiting your next return to BA.

Thanks,

Jackson