2004 Reports - Edited

[JustGotBack]

¨Solo mirador esta noche¨

Last night was a night off for me. I decided to save my bullets. After dinner with some of the AMA members I head over Neuvo Estilo. I have been here since the renovation. It's bigger. The place was packed for free pizza night. When I left, the bouncer was keeping people from coming in. There was a line out front. A good amount of chicas with more than a few that were doable. If you don't see what you like, hang for a bit because the girls go to the hotel with someone and come back fairly regular. There's a lot of volume in this place unlike the first line clubs. The moment I walk in I'm greeted by Melina, the girl I took from Affaire the night before. She works here to. She offered my free pizza which I declined since I was stuffed. It's really a friend bunch of local guys that hang out here. When I went up to the bar to get a drink, a group of them asked me if I was alone. I said yes and they asked me to join the group. I could only understand maybe 25% of what they were saying, but I chimed in eagerly when they said a chica was hot and that was enough to keep me in the gang.

I leave and take a cab to Cattos. The cab driver and I had a nice chat about the various BA clubs. I get to Cattos and the place is fairly active with chicas and guys. I get a drink at the bar and a couple of girls chat me up. I like this place, low pressure and the girls will talk to you for as long as possible even though they are supposed to get you to buy a drink. I tell them right away that I'm only looking tonight but they keep me company instead of dashing off right away. There is this cute little brunnette who actually speaks decent English. She is definitely a possibility.

I drop by Hooks to see if I can find some of you AMA members but the place is deserted of guys. Lots of girls, but I don't recall any customers in there at all.

I call it a night. Got to save my bullets for my dream place. Why did I wake up so late today? The place has been opened for 5 hours aready. I like my chicas fresh. Don't worry just one day left to go before I post the location. Those who PMed me, you'll get it as soon as I can get to the PM section.

JC, funny thing is. I have taken Emily at least once every trip I've made. I haven't seen her at all this trip. She's a BA institution for me. Sure she's a little on the clingy side, but she's hot and get's the deal done. Just grab her right before you leave town to keep the stalking down.

[Woof Woof]

Just returned to the States after two weeks of bliss in heaven. Before I report on my adventures with chicas in Buenos Aires and Calafate, I want to acknowledge and thank Jackson and other fellow mongers for the wealth of information on this great board.

Checked into my hotel in late morning and met up with Roxana in the early afternoon for the city tour. Had a late lunch with her at an outdoor restaurant in La Boca facing the port. Forgot the name of the joint but it had a stage where there were some tango dancing. Highly recommended for fried calamaris. She also set me up with Keyssi (on Platynum) later that night. Keyssi is also known as Denise on Area-Vip.

Keyssi is a 5'6" blonde with hard bolt-ons. She's 21 y.o., very sweet, likes to sing, and acts more like a teen. She did a striptease which gave me a boner in no time. Service included CBJ, MSOG, and anal. Cost was 150 pesos/hr plus 25 pesos for propina and cab fare altogether.

I did go to 1707 Santa Fe everyday as it was only a 10 minute walk from my hotel. I know other posters will disagree with me on this but for me, the 1707 SF apartment was the best in terms of service/price ratio of all the apartments I visited during my stay in BA. I was tempted to select Barbara and her smoking body on several occasions but ended up boycotting her based on Jackson's and others' experiences with her.

So here is my ranking of the chicas at 1707 SF. Ratings for looks/service/attitude on a 5 point scale: five being tops, one being pathetic.

Celeste, the blonde Paraguayan was easily the best of them all-total gfe, dfk, bbbj, anal. I ended up seeing her three times including twice on outcalls to my hotel. Works day shift. 4/5/5

Paola-petite and very cute brunette. DFK, bbbj for an extra 20 pesos, and anal for extra 50 pesos. Also saw her three times including twice at my hotel. Works day shift. 5/4/4

Analia-has red hair and a dolphin tattoo just below her belly-button. She works the late shift. Smoking body. CBJ, DFK and extra for anal. 5/4/4

Jessica - leggy brunette, CBJ, no DFK, extra for anal. Works day shift. 4/4/4

Valeria - blonde, tight body, lots of tattoos, CBJ, no DFK, extra for anal. Saw her late at night. 3/3/4

I also checked Guemes 3221 (2A) and the fat madam Araceli introduced me to both Jade and Cecilia there. I liked Jade's looks more than Cecilia's who is very petite and is more like a tomboy. Jade can also speak decent English. Had bbbj, dfk, and covered MSOG with Jade. I didn't get the impression that Jade was going to be at Guemes for too long as she gave me her email address to check with her first before I return to Guemes on my next visit to BA. With Cecilia, who is more of a light brunette, I didn't get bbbj but anal was included in the menu. Rates were 100 pesos per hour. One thing Guemes has over SF 1707 is that the bathroom is in better shape.

I also called several Platynum chicas and ended up seeing them at their apartments. One I especially liked was Sabrina who is a tall fake blonde who works with Delma at Suipacha 921, 12C. That's the building across from Hooks and Catto's. Their number is 4315-6243. Sabrina has a great face, a big tattoo on her lower back. I asked her to wear something sexy so she put on red fishnet stocking. For 150 pesos/hr I got DFK, CBJ and anal. She also insisted on going a second round. I tipped her 20 pesos for the extra effort. There is another girl I met there who goes by Nicole. Very skinny blonde, with a ring in her nose. Her looks didn't do anything for me. In the same building at Suipacha 921, 6C, there is another chica who advertises as Caterina on Platynum. Great body but her face had too much acne so I was out of there.

Another chica from Platynum I saw at her place was Ingrid (4961-0884 or 4961-0866). She's a fake blonde with a smoking body. Face was not as good as in the pics but she has a fun and sweet personality. For 150 pesos/hr I got CBJ, interminable and great BLS action, lots of DFK and anal. The place is at Ecuador 1250 (4C) in Barrio Norte, a couple blocks off Santa Fe. There were two other chicas working there too, one of whom had a great face although she was on the thick side. Her name is Lupe.

Updates for Jackson: Lavalle 1735 5B is no longer in operation. There is a family living there now. The apartment at Esmeralda 975, 9E has been shut down by the cops. When I went there, the front door was taped with police tape and some kind of statement from the PFA. It was kinda funny how I got into the building in the first place. For some reason, I thought it was apartment 7E so I rang there. Some chica said something I couldn't figure out so I just said I wanted servicio. There was a long silence then the building guard came and opened the front door and asked who I wanted to see. I said I wanted to see some chica in 7E for servicio. So he let me in. I went up and rang the bell at 7E. A drop-dead gorgeous chica opened the door and I said WOW! I wanted her ass then she slapped me on the face and slammed the door shut.

That's it for now. More to follow.

[Don Busch]

Prokofiev,

I don't think that I ever mentioned anything about getting 10-20 minutes quickies from the club chicas. My average short-time sessions while limited in numbers, has averaged about 1.5 hour. I do believe there is a distinction between simply being unfamiliar with B.A's P4P scene and being a sucker.

Given that my average short time session in B.A is 1.5 hours, is the one full hour with a Montreal escort for the same price a worse deal? Also, I tend to find the Montreal ladies more attractive.

I'm sure there are club chicas who will stay much longer than 1.5 hours but I'm curious as to how many of them include girls that are pulled out early and who don't have any problems getting at least two clients a night in clubs like Madahos and Black?

I agree that TLN is a risky propostion in that the chica is an untested product. But for the real lookers, I see the TLN as an investment; so long as she's thinking about her next client, she won't be relaxed and the session might not go as well as opposed to her not having to worry about anything except waking up in a nice hotel room the next morning.

[Jaimito Cartero]

JGB, perhaps at the next AMA meeting, they'll tie you up and lock you in a room with crazy Emily for the night. :0

Holding out on your brothers for your own gain. Look at what some of the brothers have done to help each other. The Mouse took one for the team for Exons girl so she could pay her rent. If MM and Exon are gone, most of the blondes will be safe for awhile.

[One Tree Hill]

Flex Horn,

Great seeing you in BA. It was lots of fun. Just got back today. After reviewing my video and pics I am honestly heart broken to be back stateside.

Hope to post a few pics in the next day or two along with a few write ups.

Hope to see you in London sometime. Cheers!

OTH

[JustGotBack]

¨It pays to go shoe shopping¨

So I decide to check out Maipu 429 today. Decent environment and plenty of chicas. Unfortunately of the 7 or so there only one was doable for me. They just weren't my type. They tend to be less European looking and heavy. I still would have been up for the one doable one but I couldn't remember her name and just decided to bail. I was only half heartedly interested in afternoon action to begin with. I'm glad I did bail.

So I decided to go shoe shopping. Side story. I chat with the sales guy and we do the standard what's your name and where are you from stuff. He asks me if I have a girlfriend which I thought was weird. After I got my shoes he asks me to wait a moment while he helps this woman. This is strange since mostly they head toward the register to lock in their commission. He helps this woman pick out a pair of shoes and walks back to me. He then introduces me and says to me that she's linda isn't she. I think he was trying to help me out. I freeze and blow the opportunity.

But here's the good part. There is an apartment not far from the shoe store that I've never been to so I decide to drop by just to check it out. I walk in and it's decent. The decor is better than Santa Fe. No red lights or pin ups on the walls if you are into that. It's just looks like someone´s bedroom. The madam asks me if I would like to see all the girls or is there one in particular I want. I say it's my first time here. She nods and the parade begins. My jaw drops. After the first one I think it must be downhill from here. It only gets better. The worst, the first was maybe a high 7 or an 8. Two were easily 9s. There were only four girls. Note, that my tastes run toward blond, blue eyed Euro looking women. So if yours don't, this is definitely not the place for you. These girls could be working in Amsterdam or Germany. The madam asks which one I wanted. Once again I couldn't stammer out a name. This time because the choice is so hard. I stall by asking how much. She says 100 for an hour, 70 for an half hour. A bargain for the quality. These girls are better looking than the $100 quoters at Madaho's. I must have had an indecisive look on my face because the madam offers me another option. 100 for two girls for 30 to 40 minutes. I quickly agree. I pick number 2 and number 4. A brunette and a blond. They come in quickly and start turning down the bed. Unusual since mostly places you just lie on top of the covers. They hop on the bed and start to undress and ask me to do the same. I lie down and they start a tag team CBJ. I didn't ask for BBBJ. They switch off between my little head and my sack. That is a sight I will remember forever. Don't ask to take pictures. I did and it was met with a friendly no. The great part about this was that they honestly seemmed to be having fun. They were smiling and giggling and telling me how lindo I am. Yes, I know it's an act but it's better than being clinical. They ended up wearing me out. I'm still a little tired right now. No rush, no complaints, just damn good service. We chat for a bit afterwards and I ask if a lot of foreign guys come in. They both said not many. Mostly just local Argentinians. I think they cater to the daytime businessman crowd since their hours are 8am to 9pm. I didn't think anyplace would be opened that early. Oh I got a drink with it as well. Unlike the warm stuff you get at other places. They brought in a clean class and an ice cold unopened can for me. Even the bathroom was clean. What cracked me up was that one of them was good at faking an American accent when she spoke certain words. She didn't speak English per se, but she knew a few words. All in all, this is it for me. I might have to swear off the clubs at night to save my energy for this place. I'll still look of course.

Where´s this place? I'm going to have to be greedy for now and hoard it to myself until I leave. I don't want to open the flood gates and kill my chances of the magical double again. Don't worry, it won't be long. Senior members and attendees of the AMA meeting PM me and I'll give you a heads up. Just leave me some please.

Oh, I had an insight while Melina was massaging me last night. I think my $100 problem has a lot to do with the girls I pick. The one last night at Madaho's is a prime example. During the time I was watching. She sat with and was left behind by two separate guys. That was a clear sign that she would be tough to close the deal with. Live and learn.

[Jaimito Cartero]

In regards to pricing, I think you have to be firm on what you'll pay. Perhaps 300 pesos for a TLN might be reasonable, but anything more seems like a rip off. While I might go to Madahos on my trip next week, I doubt I'll pull if they have a $100US minimum for ST.

Most guys are horny, and if they go to a place and everyone is quoting them a price (even if it's double what they paid last time), they'll think with the little head.

[Flexible Horn]

REGARDING COSTS;
In just over 3 weeks I have been entertained by 25 different girls, two girls twice and one four times making a total of 30 sessions,

2 Platinum 200 & 250 pesos 1-11/2 hours
2 Maadahos 200 & 250 pesos 11/2-2 hours
6 Newports 150 pesos 1-2 hours
6 Affaire 150 pesos 1-3 hours
3 Hook 150 pesos 1-2 hours
6 Santa Fee 1707 100 pesos 1 hour

I have visited other clubs and not taken ladys out, ie Black, beautiful girls but I am looking to take a TEN out of there, you know the model type.
I am a long way short of being an expert, but when negotiating the price, service & time with a girl (in my very, very limited spanish) I keep reminding myself that the average take home pay in BA is 500 pesos a month, the average in England, where I am from is approx 2000 pounds. So when a girl tells me its 250 pesos I think, would I pay this girl 1000 Pounds back home...NO.
So you just move on to the next girl, and beleave me if you have not been to the clubs in BA, theres lots of girls.
One Tree Hill & D Rock it was great to meet you, see you in London, The BEER'S on me..........

Flexible Horn....Still having Fun.

[Exon123]

Exon Reporting : DickHead, Stormy and others, heads up. Last night after recieving a full french from Carolina I attended the AMA meeting at Jacksons. Andres was there and after dinner gave a couple of us a guided tour of places most Norte Americana's don't see. One of the joints was called Dollys in Florce. Dickhead I know you would like Dollys as you are a value seaker. Its like 8 or 9 pesos to enter with 5 peso beers, a floor show and about 30 girls. What I really liked about it at first was the big screen, and I mean Big Screen showing the hardest Hard Core Porn right in the bar. Sorta gets you warmed up'd . Anyway next was the Chica pricing. 20 minutes no prolbem, 40 pesos, Oh you want a full half hour, sure that's 50 pesos, a full hour, perfecto that will be 100 pesos. Yes all this includes the room too. Oh you want an upgraded room. 10 mas pesos and you get a hot tub thown in on your room. What Im saying guys is this place warrants more review. Im heading back tonight. Oh and as I was checking all this out a chica was rubbing my dick right there at the table ---- Exon

[Alboroto]

Carlos Gardel,

What a name ... I will be at the Esquina of Carlos Gardel
this coming Friday eve.

You are correct when you mentioned about not matter where
are you from these ladies can sucked dried your wallet, someone
sent me a PM and told me since I am hispanic and speak the
language should not have a problem. Well, I got news for him,
first at all I was born in Central America and Argentinians in
general do not like us ... of course, living in US for over 40 years
what else is new and even if I speak the language, as soon
as they heard my accent ... Here comes another sucker !!!

Alboroto

[Dickhead]

Well, the pizza will be free for me. Non Dickheads may have to pay, I don't know, but how much could it be? Anybody wanna share a cab, PM me; otherwise I'm gonna be a Dickhead and take the bus, at least most of the way.

I have decided to become more goal oriented. My goal is to fuck a girl from every province in Argentina. There are 23 provinces in Argentina. Now the province of Tierra del Fuego, Anatarctica, and Islas Atlanticas (this is all one province and does NOT contain the Islas Malvinas) may be tough as it has a very low population, but I will settle for the other 22.

How am I doing so far? Well, I know for sure I have:

BA Province
Entre Rios
Santiago del Estero
Missiones
Chaco
Salta
Formosa
Corrientes
Santa Cruz
Córdoba

Almost half way there. Now of course some of the nameless and faceless may be adding to this 'putative' total.

A good place to go for coffee is the lingerie bar Pelvi's on Corrientes, NW corner of Esmeralda. $3 peso café doble, $4 pesos Brahma in bottle, $6 pesos VERY healthy dose of Criadores. The girls there do tend to get a 'little behind' in their work, if you dig where I'm coming from.

[Luv Ass]

Hello Fellow Mongers,

United is running a special on flights to BA from Miami for an unheard of $389.00 or from Chicago or LA for $439.00. Check their special e-fares section on thier website. Flights must be booked by this Friday.

It's a great deal.

[JustGotBack]

¨Can't beat a night with the AMA¨

I had a great time meeting you guys at the AMA meeting last night. Why did it take me 3 years to finally attend a meeting?

We meet up at El Jefe's apartment. Really nice place by the way. And then went to a local restaurant for dinner. It's nice to step out of the tourist areas. After that the group broke up in two. One went to New Port and the other went to Affaire. I took the golden opportunity to learn from the master and went with him to Affaire. It was a lot more happenning then the night before. Plenty of chicas. I talked to a couple and Jackson pointed out this one girl Melinda. I talked to her for a bit while we were there but I didn't want to commit to anything since we were going to Madaho's next. I told her I would be back either later that night or the next night.

We head over to Madaho's but stop by New Port to pick up the rest of the crew.

Madaho's is in full swing. We base around a table with the occasional stroll through the club to see what was up. Jackson pointed out a couple of girls but as he said no matter who he suggests guys will just go their own way. I was no different. I tried to complete a deal with this one girl. We chat for a bit and I ask her if she would come back to my hotel with me. Instead of asking how much this time, I say ¨dos cien pesos, esta bien¨. She says ¨cien dolares¨, 100 dollars. I try negoitiating with her but to no avail. The $100 mark must still be upon me. One of the guys commented that I look rich. Damn, I gotta dress down and maybe not shave. It was about 3:30 or so by this point so I decided to get back to Melina at Affaire before they closed at 4. I say my farewells to the AMA and strike out.

I get back to Affaire and I see Melina the moment I walk in. She beckons me to sit with her. I order a couple of drinks and we continue where we left off. I ask her to my hotel. She says yes. I ask if 150 is good. She asks 150 dollars. I say no, pesos. She nods her approval. We vamanos shortly. It's closing time and all the girls start the parade to the door. By the way, when I got back it was still full of chicas but all the guys were gone. Just a room full of chicas.

We take the 5 second or so stroll to my hotel across the street and head up. Melina is 21, about 5'5¨, slim, brownish hair and your typical latina look. As the doorman says to me as we come in, ¨muy linda¨ very pretty. We spend some time dancing a bump and grind before starting the action. She has a really firm ass. Most girls sag out when they take off their painted on jeans, but her ass stayed just as firm. I normally stipulate BBBJ in the club as a matter of course, but to be honest I was kinda of desparate after 48 hours of frustration. I was willing to settle for a HJ or a LDTC at that point. So I got a CBJ. I tried ¨mi amore, por favor, chupar sin codom¨ but that was met with a shake of the heard. She also didn't kiss, I went in but she would always just give a peck on the check. No photos either. To say the least, I was fully cocked and on a hair trigger after 48 hours and my aborted attempt at Santa Fe earlier so I finished during the CBJ. Even covered she was good. No complaints, no rushing and a solid effort. She didn't rush toward the door afterwards and sat on the bed so I asked for a massage. She said she didn't know how but she gave it the college try. I sent her on her way after about 45 minutes total. At no point did she try to leave early or ask for money. I have to give her props for that. A good experience but not a GFE. She tells me she commutes 1.5 hours into BA. Looking back on it, many of my good experiences have been with girls that live in the burbs. I guess they aren't as jaded as those who live in the city. She also says it was her first night working. Ahh... sure.

Dickhead, did you say free pizza at Nuevo Estilo tonight? I'm there!!! OK, I was planning to go there anyways. Please oh please let Karla still be working there.

[Guille5]

Middle Age guy writes: ". Oh, if the peso could only go back to 4P/$US."

Man, how greedy can you get. Do you know how much more crime and disease that would cause Argentines. Maybe you dont have relatives there, but you dont have to be the "ugly American". Enjoy what you are getting. With all due respect.

Please, let's not start a flame war with this.

Thanks,

Jackson

[Prokofiev]

"if I'm going to pay 200-250 pesos for a short time session on top of the exit drinks and tips, I might as well just go to Montreal where roughly the same amount of money can get me a full hour "

For those with little experience in BA, I think you will find that "short time" there never means a 10-20 minute quickie with the girl watching the clock - whether a street girl, club girl or escort. I never had a rushed session. But on several occasions I had a tough time getting them to leave. One club girl after telling me we had an hour, fell asleep for 2 and was in no hurry to leave after she woke up. Several street women wanted to stay the whole night.

Remember, part of what you are paying for is to get them to leave. My strategy has been to pay the minimum - for an hour. You usually get twice that if you are nice to her and for me, that is plenty of time. Should I happen to fall in love with her - and I always judge that AFTER I come - well you can always offer her some more money for more time. I see no sense in negociating a TLN with a girl you don't know and haven't tried before. And as noted many will leave anyway, because they have kids at home etc. Maybe I'm just getting old but after an hour or two of serious screwing I'm usually ready for her to go . . .

Peace, -P