Marak5 chameleon reports

[Moore]

Argentine woman do not go to shit after childbirth as woman from the United States often do. In the US, MILF's are so special because let's face it, there are so few of them.

US women don't go to shit until after childbirth? You mean their own birth, right?

[Hunt99]

For the record, I kinda' liked the most recent post. If you don't want to read the whole thing, the interesting points were:

1. He's dating a professional girl, pays her because she would be earning money otherwise, but has been assured that, were she not a prostitute, she would be seeing him for free. This sounds crazy, but it makes some sense.

2. Argentinians are arrogant in spite of themselves.

3. Argentine men "blabber" among themselves like women.

4. Psychology is a big industry, as MANY Argentines have therapists.

5. There are a lot of Milf's, whatever that is.

1. And if I wasn't paying chicas to screw, I'd be screwing for free. Of course, I'd have to put up with all the boyfriend BS. Please recall that many of us aren't paying for sex, we're paying for the woman to leave afterwards. (Some of us have no other option than to pay for sex, I am sure. But of the mongers from this board that I've met, I'd say this figure is only about 10%.)

2.-3.-4. Yes, Buenos Aires has more psychiatrists and psychoanalysts per capita than any other major city in the world. Maybe that has something to do with the reasons for these points.

5. MILF: Mother I'd Like to Fuck

[Rock Harders]

FT-

MILF is an acronym for Mother I'd Like to Fuck. Marak5 is 100% accurate in that Argentina is the MILF capital of the world- the number of smoking hot woman walking down Avenida Santa Fe with young children, and even pregnant woman that are still smokin hot, is truly astounding. Argentine woman do not go to shit after childbirth as woman from the United States often do. In the US, MILF's are so special because let's face it, there are so few of them. Take a walk in the nicer areas of Buenos Aires, and it will become obvious that MILF's are clearly in abundance. Argentina should export them as one of their surplus commodities along with beef and soybeans. Also, many of the Putas of Buenos Aires qualify as MILF's, since most have kids and you are banging them.

Suerte,

Dirk

[Full Throttle]

For the record, I kinda' liked the most recent post. If you don't want to read the whole thing, the interesting points were:

1. He's dating a professional girl, pays her because she would be earning money otherwise, but has been assured that, were she not a prostitute, she would be seeing him for free. This sounds crazy, but it makes some sense.

2. Argentinians are arrogant in spite of themselves.

3. Argentine men "blabber" among themselves like women.

4. Psychology is a big industry, as MANY Argentines have therapists.

5. There are a lot of Milf's, whatever that is.

I'm not really being a smartass. There are some provacative points.

FT

[Marak5]

Well I really do not think I could ever date an American girl again in my life. I don't know if it's just because this girl grew up poor in the provincias or what, but she's absolutely one of the most affectionate people I've ever met in my entire life. From 10pm-4am, outside of time spent seperated at dinner and at the bar, there wasn't 2 minutes that went by which she wasn't rubbing my arm or leg, hugging me, kissing me, playing with my fingers, etc.

She came to my hotel at about 10pm and we chatted for awhile. She hadn't heard from Solid Gold but she said that if she has problems there they would most likely just tell her that she's not allowed to work when she shows up Friday or Saturday.

We decided to go to dinner in Las Canitas. It was the first time I had been there but I liked it. A lot of the restaurants were packed with huge lines and tons of people waiting outside so we walked down to one at the end of the strip. The food was ok, but we had wine, water, 2 dinners, and desert, and the bill came to 93 pesos. Can't beat that.

After that we went to one of the bars in the area. Most are kind of chic and we kind of get a lot of looks when were walking around so we decided on one that had a lot of foreigners. What I mean by us getting a lot of looks is that I'm pretty sure its obvious that shes a prostitute. Heres me, blatantly American, and her, darker skin and not really dressed too much like any of the regular Argentine girls - so its pretty obvious. The waitress at dinner was definitely giving us some looks.

Afterwards we came back to the hotel and had sex. Can't complain in that department. After awhile the whole paying thing was kind of bothering me again so I brought it up. She said she would prefer not to talk about it but I persisted. Really my main question was. I understand that she could be working in Solid Gold at night, but rather shes with me outside of it, so its pretty much only fair for me to compensate her for her time. So I said that I understand that I should pay and I am ok with that. But I asked her, is her time with me just better than Solid Gold, or would she spend her own time with me if she had a day job and she had nights free. She said look, its not my job when I call you when I get home, its not my job to go to the hospital with you, I might have serious problems with Solid Gold because I'm seeing you outside of it, so yes if I was working a day job and you were in Argentina, we would be friends and we would hang out with no money involved. So I did feel a little bit better after she said that. We already have tomorrow planned out and shes going to come early and come with me to the airport again on Friday. I will definitely be depressed when I return.

This is my fourth visit to Buenos Aires this year but I feel like I am becoming a bit more intimate with the city this time around. One thing I noticed is that the guys are kind of gay and neurotic. I was listening to this guy and dinner talking and hes going on and on and on about how ugly he is, how he needs to pay chicas, and how no one in his life likes him. He seemed like a pretty normal looking guy so it was kind of funny. I had heard that this city has a huge population of therapists and everyone is in therapy. The guys also blab to each other in bars and cafes like women, they are so chatty. Definitely way different than the USA. If anything, I feel like I fit right in with these guys. I have a long term therapist, I have intimate relationships with men and I blabber on with guy friends all the time.

Also a great thing is that there are tons of Milfs. I can go a period of weeks or even months in Chicago without seeing a bonified milf, but so many of the older women here are very attractive.

I also read in this book about Buenos Aires, that someone said (and they were saying this in like the 1800s) that Bs As itself was kind of shitty, there was shit in the streets, yet the people are very arrogant. I kind of notice that to be true. Maybe its just because I'm spending my time in Recoleta and places like Las Canitas, but Argentina itself is not that nice. The government is completely incompetent. Its a very poor country. Yet the Argentina people are some of the most arrogant that you will come across. Personally I don't find it offensive and I havent really run into any problems, but just the way these people walk around in Recoleta is kind of funny.

Also I think all other reports than mine in this thread should be deleted. I'm not even reading them, but I can only imagine what someone like Easy Go is saying about this.

Lates.

[El Perro]

Tom,

I hear you, besides, I've said my piece.

Suerte

[Thomaso276]

Doggboy: I understand your position but I think you missed the bigger picture.

I read every one of Marak5 posts for a lesson on WHAT NOT TO DO IN BA.

I am reminded of the Seinfeld show wherein George decided to make the opposite decision of his first impulse. His life completely turned around.

I recommend that every newbie study these reports extensively. There will be a test next week.

Even the experienced among us should read them for continuing education points. During my career I had to meet certain standards and then every 6 months re-qualify. Many of the training sessions were boring but once in a while a new gem of information would be discovered. As well, these certification programs allowed you to see if you had developed bad habits, despite knowing better.

Even Brett Farve has a quarteback coach (where the hell was he this year?

Marak5 should have written: "Don't do what I do AND don't do what I say" at the beginning and end of each of his posts.

Later. Tom

[El Perro]

This the most boring fucking novella I have ever read. Marak5, I don't know you, so without personal knowledge and always IMHO, but why would you think others would be interested in this? Plus, if you are really interested in constructive feedback, pick out 1 or 2 mongers who have not slammed you (or actually been supportive) and pm them your exploits. You will get better advise from people who are sympathetic to you, and the rest of us will feel better that the forum is not being cluttered up with long winded monologues.

That being said, if you continue to post this stuff here, rather than going the pm route, THEN it will be clear that you are only taking your clothes off in public for attention, and attention alone. Marak5, do not act like a woman. Put your fucking clothes on and call on your friends and supporters. Leave the rest of us alone.

[Marak5]

Well this just keeps getting better and better.

True to her word, my novia met me at my hotel around 9pm. We started walking towards Recoleta to eat but she told me that she really can't go anywhere near Solid Gold so we turned around and started walking back. A puta from Solid Gold just happened to walk by at that time but my girl said to not worry about it.

Next we went to dinner in Puerdo Maderno. We ate outside but the mosquitos were kind of bad. It was pretty romantic though.

After that we went to the casino. I won't 300 pesos in like 10 minutes on blackjack and she won 200 pesos in the slots so we left pretty happy. I have been coming down with some kind of flu though and all the smoke is the casino was fucking driving me nuts. I was really having a hard time breathing in there since I was sick anyway. At this point it was about 1am so we decided to head back to the hotel.

After awhile I started really feeling like shit. My lungs were actually hurting when I breated in so I kind of felt like it was starting to be something serious. My girl said that a hospital would be free for me so I should go there if I feel bad enough. I had never really experienced any problems in my lungs before so I thought it might be a good idea just to play it safe. So we took a taxi there and sure enough it was free. The doctor said my lungs sounded ok and that it is common for this type of flu to occur in Buenos Aires around this time of year.

So we go back to the hotel and have sex for awhile. About 3 30 my novia gets a call on her cell phone. Its a girl from Solid Gold and she says that all the chicas there are saying that they saw her in Recoleta with an ******. This is bad because she says that if shes caught she will get the boot from Solid Gold. Her friend tells her that shes going to lie and say that my novia is on vacation. I told her thats a bad idea and she should just stick to the original story that she is sick. After all, its unlikely that multiple girls from SG are spending a lot of time hanging out in Recoleta anyway. So I thought it would be better to just stick to the original lie rather than making up more bullshit which would just be more difficult to get herself out of. I feel terribly guilty about this, because here I have been giving this girl all this shit about me not paying and not wanting to see her in Solid Gold. And theres a good chance that I would be kind of personally responsible for hardship in this girls life. This really is just a vacation for me and I have absolutely nothing vested in her once I leave Bs As, but this is her life and main source of income.

She left at about 4am and shes meeting me tomorrow again at 9 outside my hotel. I noticed that I am improving at the girlfriend for money thing. I just slipped it in her purse, and I made sure she saw it so she wouldnt ask me for money as she was leaving. And it was better I think for us just not to discuss the money transaction.

[Hunt99]

I'll admit it. I dispatched Papa Benito to give me an on-the-spot report. It appears he was caught. That's what I get for employing amateur spies. Next time I will dispatch the station chief from the embassy and Marak will be none the wiser.

PB, did she do CIM and A? You left that part out from your report. I need to know so that I will not be disappointed when I do her next week (I have to beat Exon down there, as he's lining up a visit to screw Marak's chica also.)

[El Perro]

I've met him and he's pretty much just like his writing. Like many of us, he's not quite as bad in person as on paper. He's being an idiot about the chica but most of us have done the same at some point in our lives. His postings are all about his life rather than information useful to others but who doesn't like to watch a good train wreck?

I think he should at least give up her name and description so that a couple of the creepy old guys can bang her and hear her side of the story. That way PB wouldn't have to spy on him to get laid:-)

How about semi creepy, semi old guys! I want a piece of that action too. Other than train wreck watching (gets old after the first 10 seconds) me fucking another hot assed chick! Would be one of the few good things to come out of this thread. All in good fun!

[Zappaman]

This is all too bizarre. Dude, you cannot be serious about this, can you?:

I think someone from argentina private is sending spies in on me

Also:

After that post I made about yesterday I don't see any way an experienced monger would thing anything other than I'm totally getting used here, but I guess that is not the case

Marak, after reading through this thread, it's very clear that experienced (and wise through that experience) mongers were just trying to give you a reality check. Also, nobody was ripping on you until your post today (which is by itself is odd since you announced you were not going to follow the thread. What is strange is that somehow you view yourself as "being used" if a working girl starts to like you but still wants compensation for her time. So OK, she likes you - great - she will cut you some slack - great. However, you will always need to pay her - whether that is direct cash, covering the rent, or groceries, or whatever. In fact, there is more than plenty of experiences on this board (and others) from which you will discover that if you are not careful, the more the chica likes / loves you the more creative the reasons and ways to pay her.

Zappaman

[Easy Go]

I've met him and he's pretty much just like his writing. Like many of us, he's not quite as bad in person as on paper. He's being an idiot about the chica but most of us have done the same at some point in our lives. His postings are all about his life rather than information useful to others but who doesn't like to watch a good train wreck?

I think he should at least give up her name and description so that a couple of the creepy old guys can bang her and hear her side of the story. That way PB wouldn't have to spy on him to get laid:-)

[Amantelondres]

There is a third possibility in that he might just be taking the piss out of all of us!

[Dickhead]

"If anything, I should have just kept my mouth shut from the beginning and not told her about the other chicas."

I believe this would be the dictionary definition of "duh."