Putting aside cost

[Wild Walleye]

You think you get better service?

One that can't necessarily be answered.

With the right woman, this can be a blast. By right, I mean someone with whom you can connect (or who is capable of making you believe that you are connecting) and is receptive to being spoiling and able to experience and show a little, genuine joy as the object of your affection.

As for price, If you went for the full monty and did it right, it would probably run AR$3k on the low side and AR$5k on the high side, before taking into account her cash compensation for the 24 hrs. You could spend AR$1k on her clothes (nice but probably skipping places like Armani, shoes, perfume, whatever, AR$750 on massages, hair and makeup services, and AR$1,250 on meals (lunch, coffee, drinks, dinner and maybe breakfast.

I know a bunch of chicas that would go for this. Wait, every chica I know would go for this.

I am not usually seeking this type of fantasy, but every now and then, something like this can be fun. I am a little more geared to primal instincts, desires and instant gratification.

[Stan Da Man]

You think you get better service?

That's not the issue. Read the title of the thread."Putting aside cost." It means, I don't care about cost, tell me how I can do this. So, a comment about how much something costs in this thread is out of place. He's already said he doesn't care.

Your point about $4,000 is well taken. It just doesn't belong in a thread where a guy says money is not an issue.

[Trampa]

Read title of thread.

You think you get better service?

[Stan Da Man]

And it cost around 4000 dolar or so?

Read title of thread.

[Trampa]

The premise that Windyboy has proffered is a night out with a 10 that can dress up, hold a conversation, impress those who see them together and curl his toe nails when they hit the cama. Are you looking to fulfill a Pygmalion fantasy (Esten, think "Pretty Woman" the movie) or are you looking to find a hooker with a heart of gold and treating her right or having a GFE? In any event, you are looking at more than a dinner and drinks.

Whatever your motivation, it can be done. In my opinion, the chances for success with the long-form program (long date with many different facets, locales and activities) are pretty slim unless you have a little chemistry with your date. I would suggest, if you have time, do lots of recon your first several nights in Bs As. And carefully select your date. It will help greatly if she is likable and someone that you can make happy (instant gratification not marriage) and have fun spoiling.

Question, do you habla? This will make a significant difference in both target chicas and quality of dinner conversation. IMy dates prefer that we not share a language, that way they can just smile and pretend that I am interesting and they can avoid right wing indoctrination. Besides, they'd rather have less chatter and more splatter. If you do not speak spanish, I would again suggest checking out the bi-lingual ladies on the forum (Jaz, Bella, Ale, etc. Speaking of bi, maybe you should have two dates on your arm (Bella & Evelyn, perhaps) .

Back to your request, Professor Higgins. What is the most important aspect of your ideal chica? If the quality of eye candy is the most important thing for you, go to Madahos and Black. Seek out the hottest chicas you can find and start chatting them up. Work out a deal for another night. I would suggest a test drive before long-term commitment. If you want an all round successful evening, I'd suggest the following: contact one well-reviewed, bi-lingual chicas, who looks the way you like and does what you like.

I have done this in the past and suspect that I will do it again. I could see doing this with Jaz, whom I have not met (but her pics are hot and guys I know say she is great) . I can easily imagine her dressed to the nines and having every guy in the room checking her out. I have definitely imagined undressing her. But I digress.

In any event, tell her what you have in mind: shopping, spa, drinks, dinner, theater and whatever. Don't worry about sexo, they all know you want that. Negotiate a 24-hour arrangement, her compensation includes cash, clothes, shoes, mani, pedi, etc.

If I were playing this fantasy out, I'd:

1. Meet for lunch at a good cafe or resto with outdoor seating (near good shopping Patio Bull Rich, Posadas, Gallerias Pacifico, etc)

2. Take her shopping for a dress (same-day alterations or ready-to-wear, shoes (really high heels, under things (smaller is better) and perfume. Let he pick out something for you (tie, shirt, whatever)

3. Take her to get her nails done (mani & pedi) maybe massages para dos.

4. Coffee break at another outdoor cafe (perhaps La Biela, if it is a weekend, you can then stroll through the flea market at the Plaza Intendente Turcuato de Alvear (the grassy knoll on the northeast side of the Recoleta Cemetery)

5. Back to the hotel for some fun, rest, finishing with a thorough group shower.

6. Make an appointment for her at a good hair salon to wash, dry and style (no cut, unless she wants one,

7. At the same salon or another nearby, get her make up done (if so desired)

8. Hit an elegant bar for drinks (Park Hyatt, Alvear, 4 Seasons, Algaodon, Faena, etc)

9. Go for dinner at a great restaurant.

10. Take her dancing or catch a late show or something.

11. Head to the hotel, have more fun.

12. TDN so you can have more fun in the morning.

And it cost around 4000 dolar or so?

[Wild Walleye]

The premise that Windyboy has proffered is a night out with a 10 that can dress up, hold a conversation, impress those who see them together and curl his toe nails when they hit the cama. Are you looking to fulfill a Pygmalion fantasy (Esten, think "Pretty Woman" the movie) or are you looking to find a hooker with a heart of gold and treating her right or having a GFE? In any event, you are looking at more than a dinner and drinks.

Whatever your motivation, it can be done. In my opinion, the chances for success with the long-form program (long date with many different facets, locales and activities) are pretty slim unless you have a little chemistry with your date. I would suggest, if you have time, do lots of recon your first several nights in Bs As. And carefully select your date. It will help greatly if she is likable and someone that you can make happy (instant gratification not marriage) and have fun spoiling.

Question, do you habla? This will make a significant difference in both target chicas and quality of dinner conversation. IMy dates prefer that we not share a language, that way they can just smile and pretend that I am interesting and they can avoid right wing indoctrination. Besides, they'd rather have less chatter and more splatter. If you do not speak spanish, I would again suggest checking out the bi-lingual ladies on the forum (Jaz, Bella, Ale, etc. Speaking of bi, maybe you should have two dates on your arm (Bella & Evelyn, perhaps) .

Back to your request, Professor Higgins. What is the most important aspect of your ideal chica? If the quality of eye candy is the most important thing for you, go to Madahos and Black. Seek out the hottest chicas you can find and start chatting them up. Work out a deal for another night. I would suggest a test drive before long-term commitment. If you want an all round successful evening, I'd suggest the following: contact one well-reviewed, bi-lingual chicas, who looks the way you like and does what you like.

I have done this in the past and suspect that I will do it again. I could see doing this with Jaz, whom I have not met (but her pics are hot and guys I know say she is great) . I can easily imagine her dressed to the nines and having every guy in the room checking her out. I have definitely imagined undressing her. But I digress.

In any event, tell her what you have in mind: shopping, spa, drinks, dinner, theater and whatever. Don't worry about sexo, they all know you want that. Negotiate a 24-hour arrangement, her compensation includes cash, clothes, shoes, mani, pedi, etc.

If I were playing this fantasy out, I'd:

1. Meet for lunch at a good cafe or resto with outdoor seating (near good shopping Patio Bull Rich, Posadas, Gallerias Pacifico, etc)

2. Take her shopping for a dress (same-day alterations or ready-to-wear, shoes (really high heels, under things (smaller is better) and perfume. Let he pick out something for you (tie, shirt, whatever)

3. Take her to get her nails done (mani & pedi) maybe massages para dos.

4. Coffee break at another outdoor cafe (perhaps La Biela, if it is a weekend, you can then stroll through the flea market at the Plaza Intendente Turcuato de Alvear (the grassy knoll on the northeast side of the Recoleta Cemetery)

5. Back to the hotel for some fun, rest, finishing with a thorough group shower.

6. Make an appointment for her at a good hair salon to wash, dry and style (no cut, unless she wants one,

7. At the same salon or another nearby, get her make up done (if so desired)

8. Hit an elegant bar for drinks (Park Hyatt, Alvear, 4 Seasons, Algaodon, Faena, etc)

9. Go for dinner at a great restaurant.

10. Take her dancing or catch a late show or something.

11. Head to the hotel, have more fun.

12. TDN so you can have more fun in the morning.

[Jackson]

a quorum of teeth

I've never hear that idea expressed quite so elegantly.

[Trampa]

Why not a telo?

[Wild Walleye]

Wild Walleye is a Republican, which by default means a "chica of class" is merely anyone with a vagina and a quorum of teeth.

Teeth are just things that could scratch my little guy. I prefer no teeth.

[Jaimito Cartero]

The hotels know what is going on. At the Hilton, I saw a lineup of 4 chicas handing over ID before heading to the room. At the Hyatt, I told them the name of my friend, and told them to send her up when she arrived. Zero problems.

[Schmoj]

Hi Chitown,

I'm afraid you've stumbled into a bit of a trap here by asking your question. Wild Walleye is a Republican, which by default means a "chica of class" is merely anyone with a vagina and a quorum of teeth.

The absolute finest of hotels can probably procure an "escort" for you. But if you are in that league, you probably don't need us. Taking it down a notch, most hotels we mere mortals could frequent (Hilton, Marriot, etc) are "chica friendly." The question then is what are you willing to be seen with.

Assuming you are a normal "Joe Schmo," then follow Wild Walleye's suggestions verbatim. They will get you the end result. If you want to discuss philosophy, literature with a supermodel, then you are at the mercy of the fates just like in the real world.

-S.

PS: If I were you, I wouldn't worry so much about a "chica of class" as about banging as many hotties as you can. Go to the fucking movies in your hometown.

[Wild Walleye]

Does she exist in BA or should I go to the movies?

I am taking a leap of faith here and I am going to assume that you can read. Check out Jaz, Bella, Gysell's friends, Ale or any of the hundreds of chicas chronicled herein. This city specializes in sleazy and demure (it is in their DNA.

This blind squirrel found a nut (and later busted several) at Newport just a few nights ago. A chica, totally new-to-me who is sleazy and demure and way into me ('cause I am so good looking. However, if you wanted to get through dinner with her, you'd have to speak Spanish. I don't. So we skipped dinner and went straight to the cama.

I believe Jaz and Bella both speak good english and I doubt they have any less class than your friends or associates, with whom you'd be cavorting.

I tend to have a razor tongue, please don't be offended. That is, unless you are a liberal. Then forget what I said about Jaz and Bella and do the following:

Go to Parque Tres de Febrero (everyone knows the hottest, most passable chicas hangout here) and select one of the chicas that floats your boat. She will definitely leave an impression on your friends and perhaps leave one in you, depending on whether or not you treat her right.

[Chitown]

Do you mean passable as in people will think that a "he" is really a "she" or do you mean a chica with class?

Does she exist in BA or should I go to the movies?

[Wild Walleye]

A chica with class? The former never occurred to me. Good question though.

A very naughty chica, with class. It's like "Total Recall" Quaid choses "sleazy and demure"

[Chitown]

Do you mean passable as in people will think that a "he" is really a "she" or do you mean a chica with class?

A chica with class? The former never occurred to me. Good question though.