TejanoLibre's Idle Musings

[Tejano Libre]

We are back in business Boys!

Full - ON ''Adult Sexual Activities Consultations , Extremely Private and Secure Lodging Recommendations and of course the most Honest Girls that some of us are or have been Lucky enough to Bend Over!".

Honesty , Privacy and Security , things that occasional our ''Smaller" brains completely forget about in the heat of the moment ! ( a really bad idea ! Specially down here in beautiful crime free BA! ).

My word is "Gold!" If any single Chica ever does anything wrong to anyone who reads this site ( 600,000 plus! ) her name and her life working with any Foreigners is fucking done!

Over 3,600 POSTS and not a single complaint about ''Our Ladies of Negotiable Affections!".

Privacy and Security : Who likes to have a fucking doorman or Hotel Monkey know everything and everyone that comes and hopefully comes? Killer and unique and ultra private ( no employees , no doormen , et cetera ! ) Affordable and walking distance from a few hidden Jewels!

Do you only want ''Trophy'' types or do you prefer to discover the ''Underbelly" of BA ? Not a problem!

I have been extremely , shit , beyond Busy with my ''Edged Weapons and Antique Armor" business due to the PLAGUE but I surely miss my true callings!

Please feel free to contact me at anytime for any reason! Believe me when I say that I have Heard and Done and Seen it all!

You absolutely can't Faze The Only and The Original Tejano Libre!

Be Well!

Sincerely,

Tejano Libre.

[Tejano Libre]

How is everyone feeling today?

Fabulously I sincerely hope so!

Please check your PM's if you have recently sent me a message!

Many Thanks to All!

Be Safe!

TL.

[Tejano Libre]

Howdy Amigos!

How is everyone feeling these days?

Great I sincerely hope so!

Anybody Coming Down in the near Future ? Please!

I am very willing to completely "Delete" all of my "Adult Activities Consulting and Organizational Fees " if some lucky Friend of Ours is willing to just bring my new and very first in my life :

Prescription Eyeglass Frames to me from the USA! They have been waiting in Houston for 2 years now! Unfortunately due to my severe case of kindness I am having the lenses made or installed ( read imported! ).

The frames are Titanium , frameless Tag-Heuer , French made but German designed discontinued but very desirable items! Retail was about $699.00 but the would be about 2K green here!

The lenses are:

Scratch Proof and Unbreakable in H.D , 20-20 , 3 Distance viewing without lines! Fighter Pilot Face Shield shit! Probably $25.00 Bucks at Walmart USA and ( today only : 60K Pesos here! ).

Shit! So much for being a nice guy! But I only paid $96.00 ON E-Fuck USA Brand new so it's almost ok!

I will probably want to quickly change my girlfriends! Seeing like I'm 18 Again! Probably take 10 years off of my face too!

So , please send me a message if you have any interest but please allow enough time to ship them to your desired shipping address before your departure !

And I will immediately begin sending you Whatsapp Contacts well before you depart so you can flirt with the girls for Gratis , feel them out , ask for pixs and prices , introduce yourself to lower their anxiety levels and:

Set Up Your Batting Order well before you leave!

Sincerely ,

The Only Tejano Libre has Returned !

[Tejano Libre]

Maybe TL can advise. As someone that is still mourning the loss of the magic triangle clubs let alone Help in Rio; am I to assume that all life is now online? On that front I see that top dollar and by that I mean top real US dollar at argentinaxp has climbed inexorably past us$100 to $300 per hour in the last 12 months.

Do I take it that the severe pressure on and lack of supply has led to this? Or maybe the extreme wealth of BA citizens? I can only hope that at this price a) she will actually turn up at the appointed hour and b) it wont be a switcheroo and c) that taxi will be included. On the plus side she may not be racked out in silicone. My god but there are some surgeons in BA that have a lot to answer for. By and large very shoddy workmanship.

Howdy Pal!

How are you today? Great I certainly hope so!

A very well known and ( Bent over Friend of Ours ) just recently said that $100.00 to $125.00 from the reputable Chicas is acceptable these days. Just need to ask !

Be Healthy but have Fun!

Tejano Libre.

[Tejano Libre]

A friend learnt me this little acronym lately.....TMI which stands for Too Much Information. Take it as a sign T L as you navigate ahead and reprise us with other welcome wonders of our Paradise here on Arg.

Bacchus9.

I sincerely appreciate and I agree almost 100% with your "recommendation" Pal but we can all use an occasional laugh these days!

Now , if we could just completely Remove and Delete the thread that concerns "Politics" then we can just talk about the main Theme(s)

that this wonderful and informative site was originally created for;

"Pussy Hunting and Gathering in Argentina!".

Be Well,

Tejano Libre Lives Again!

[Bacchus9]

A friend learnt me this little acronym lately.....TMI which stands for Too Much Information. Take it as a sign T L as you navigate ahead and reprise us with other welcome wonders of our Paradise here on Arg.

Bacchus9.

A few days ago after a (5) day Non-Stop 3-way with a couple of Paraguayan Jungle Princesses and a few "Party Favors" I suddenly realized that I had to rush to the absolute nearest emergency room because my favorite appendage was so swollen and excruciatingly painful that when I was finally able to relieve myself the stream looked like a fountain at Versailles!

I couldn't even pull my "Turtle-Neck" back over the head! I felt like Elvis Presley! Holy Shit Batman! Then I glanced at Mr. Happy and my initial thought was Gangrene.

And It felt like I had (3) nads instead of my regular (2) big swinging trouble makers. SHIT! I hate hospitals. Hospitals are for sick people. I immediately grabbed an Icepack and followed that with a heating pad to no avail.

I couldn't even walk or sleep or put my pants on. I didn't mind the sight of a Porn Star's resume' pic though. But How Ironic and I must admit how apropo for my favorite appendage and frankly ; I have become quite attached to it throughout the years of abuse. And I most definitely deserve to have it Amputated for having put it in so many places that I shouldn't have throughout my life.

But the "Chica'' Goddess has always been berry , berry good to me and this morning I'm not pissing like a French water fountain , the Frankenpecker swelling has subsided considerably , the color is not even the tiniest shade of Gangrene and I spoke to my best American friend who happens to be a doctor and he gave me his advice.

But as I wondered what it would be like living without a trouble making , money wasting , horrendous decision making , greedy S.O.B. For the rest of my life I never really panicked !

And that my good Brothers is the biggest UNDERSTATEMENT in history!

Be Well !

TL doesn't always know what's best!

P.S. - Would any of you care to audition these Friends of Ours in question?

[Bacchus9]

Sabrina - +54 911 6444 - 4736.

Natalie - 116 814 7501.

Pictures and additional ''Assistants'' to follow shortly!

Just mention my name and they will feel a lot more comfortable immediately!

Those are Whatsapp numbers.

Be Well,

TL.

Very good, a beginning then. Get a move on little doggie with the aforementioned Pics and more. Cheers.

[Tejano Libre]

A few days ago after a (5) day Non-Stop 3-way with a couple of Paraguayan Jungle Princesses and a few "Party Favors" I suddenly realized that I had to rush to the absolute nearest emergency room because my favorite appendage was so swollen and excruciatingly painful that when I was finally able to relieve myself the stream looked like a fountain at Versailles!

I couldn't even pull my "Turtle-Neck" back over the head! I felt like Elvis Presley! Holy Shit Batman! Then I glanced at Mr. Happy and my initial thought was Gangrene.

And It felt like I had (3) nads instead of my regular (2) big swinging trouble makers. SHIT! I hate hospitals. Hospitals are for sick people. I immediately grabbed an Icepack and followed that with a heating pad to no avail.

I couldn't even walk or sleep or put my pants on. I didn't mind the sight of a Porn Star's resume' pic though. But How Ironic and I must admit how apropo for my favorite appendage and frankly ; I have become quite attached to it throughout the years of abuse. And I most definitely deserve to have it Amputated for having put it in so many places that I shouldn't have throughout my life.

But the "Chica'' Goddess has always been berry , berry good to me and this morning I'm not pissing like a French water fountain , the Frankenpecker swelling has subsided considerably , the color is not even the tiniest shade of Gangrene and I spoke to my best American friend who happens to be a doctor and he gave me his advice.

But as I wondered what it would be like living without a trouble making , money wasting , horrendous decision making , greedy S.O.B. For the rest of my life I never really panicked !

And that my good Brothers is the biggest UNDERSTATEMENT in history!

Be Well !

TL doesn't always know what's best!

P.S. - Would any of you care to audition these Friends of Ours in question?

[Tejano Libre]

So far a bit thin on the how, what, where, whens of it all....

Sabrina - +54 911 6444 - 4736.

Natalie - 116 814 7501.

Pictures and additional ''Assistants'' to follow shortly!

Just mention my name and they will feel a lot more comfortable immediately!

Those are Whatsapp numbers.

Be Well,

TL.

[Hot Dog]

Maybe TL can advise. As someone that is still mourning the loss of the magic triangle clubs let alone Help in Rio; am I to assume that all life is now online? On that front I see that top dollar and by that I mean top real US dollar at argentinaxp has climbed inexorably past us$100 to $300 per hour in the last 12 months.

Do I take it that the severe pressure on and lack of supply has led to this? Or maybe the extreme wealth of BA citizens? I can only hope that at this price a) she will actually turn up at the appointed hour and b) it won’t be a switcheroo and c) that taxi will be included. On the plus side she may not be racked out in silicone. My god but there are some surgeons in BA that have a lot to answer for. By and large very shoddy workmanship.

[Bacchus9]

So far a bit thin on the how, what, where, whens of it all....

Andi is available for your Special Requests.

Sabrina is available.

Tamara and her young friend is available.

Mari.

The Beast is Still more than mere Mortals can handle!

Veronica.

Lucy Darling!

Of Course we are fortunate to visit with Jesy!

More To Come Soon!

Be Well,

TL.

[Tejano Libre]

Andi is available for your Special Requests.

Sabrina is available.

Tamara and her young friend is available.

Mari.

The Beast is Still more than mere Mortals can handle!

Veronica.

Lucy Darling!

Of Course we are fortunate to visit with Jesy!

More To Come Soon!

Be Well,

TL.

[Tejano Libre]

Some of these "Friends" of ours are very wellknown and highly memorable Assistants to many of us for Various and interesting reasons throughout our many visits to this absolutely Custom Made hunter's Paradise!

I for one consider BA a tailored made retreat for someone like Myself who is slowly beginning to run out of safe havens to use as TL sees fit!

But I digress . This New Order of Our Ladies of Negotiable Affections may take a little bit of time but I have no doubts in my Depraved mind that it will be fullfilled!

More To Come Boys!

Be Well,

TL.

[Tejano Libre]

Tejano Libre's "New Order.".

It's about time not only for the Boys who live in BA but for when The World Reopens.

I would sincerely appreciate everyone's input please.

A few of the girls will be very familiar and well known and I'm hoping to eventually be able to recruit and embrace to Our Little Gang about 25 to 30 new willing , anal and open mined , multi-input Independent Ladies of Our Negotiable Affections.

If I can create a Member's and Lurker's Poll at the end of this post I will do so with the most anticipation and expectations on my part.

Thank You Kindly!

Stay Healthy.

TL

It appears that I'm unable to create a Poll so maybe the Boss can Please create a poll for us.

[Gandolf50]

Has anyone heard from TL lately? Ill be in BA this weekend and would like to meet up with him again but haven't been able to reach him on his phone or PM. Hope he's okay...?

Try his e mail. He has been having phone problems.