Thread: STD Fears
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05-18-11 14:42 #17
Posts: 823Get the innoculation dude.
Originally Posted by Rain Grown [View Original Post]
And this was your first post! [Deleted by Admin]. Thanks for the contribution. LOL
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05-18-11 14:22 #16
Posts: 29Stds
Originally Posted by WorldTravel69 [View Original Post]
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05-18-11 14:08 #15
Posts: 1885Zedonkey
Zedonkey, it was I that turned everyone against you, as the suspicious and sarcastic bastard that I am.
For you see, a scourge upon the good mongers of Bs As is the shill. The shill is usually some douchebag trying to drum up business for some skank who has recently posted her pics on a new thread and declaring that she's open for biz. The flow of your post started out on the right track "I'm new here an to the game, can someone draw me a picture, blah, blah, blah." It was the 'turn' that my suspicion was aroused. You went from asking about the rules of the road and then you seem to be providing the road map to the hidden kingdom. My apologies.
As for STDs if you're a liberal, God will make sure you get one (just kidding). If you wrap it, it's hard to see things going wrong for you.
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05-18-11 04:55 #14
Posts: 2700STD Fears
I am 69.
I have spent my last 10 years in South America and 10 or so more years in other world countries. Every six months I have sex disease check up. Always Negative. 70 countries. Oh yes, I had Clap in the USA only. A few times. That needle in the my ass hurt. Big time.
I love to eat pussy, because it gets them off and turns me on.
WT69
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05-18-11 04:37 #13
Posts: 2556
Venues: 398Originally Posted by Zedonkey12 [View Original Post]
I wasn't trying to be nasty, I was trying to be humorous, and my point was that the risks of getting an STD by fucking a chick here in Buenos Aires is exactly the same as it is fucking a chick anywhere else in the world.
Anyway, if you use a condom, then the entire question is moot, isn't it?
Thanks,
Jackson
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05-18-11 03:48 #12
Posts: 62Dyslexic jokes
Originally Posted by TejanoLibre [View Original Post]
Did you hear about the Jewish dyslexic who went around saying "yo?"
Or the black dyslexic who called all his friends "orb?"
Or the Hispanic dyslexic who answered every question with "is?"
Or the dyslexic racist who hated gingers?
Or the dyslexic pirate who said "oh-oh-oy?"
Or the dyslexic devil worshiper who sold his soul to Santa?
Or the dyslexic who got thrown out of the piano bar for spitting in the TIPS jar?
Enough for now.
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05-17-11 21:37 #11
Posts: 3040I am all knowing!
Originally Posted by Zedonkey12 [View Original Post]
What does an agnostic, dyslexic, insomniac do at night?
Stays awake all night and wonders if there is a dog!
Call me!
Ramiro
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05-17-11 20:55 #10
Posts: 5Originally Posted by TejanoLibre [View Original Post]
I appreciate your offer, TL. I might end up giving you a call or sending you a PM.
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05-17-11 20:41 #9
Posts: 3040What's the Worst Case Scenario?
Originally Posted by Zedonkey12 [View Original Post]
So you get A. I. D. S, live 25 years longer, get fat as shit, open movie theaters, become an NBA Broadcaster and STILL fuck girls at the gym in LA!
Could be worse!
It's like Russian Roulette!
You pays your monies and you takes your chances!
The incidence for H. I. V in crime free BA is. 000635!
If you don't fuck Chicks with Dicks, intravenous drug users, trannies, or BOYS then you won't catch shit!
I caught the common cold once here and it was so bad that I WISHED it was AIDS!
Look at " The Rock" or at TL, The Bareback Kings and never even the sniffles!
Pulled out a few butter beans though!
How old are you?
Add twenty years to your life.
Is that good enough?
Do you want to die in a fucking wheel chair with a colostomy bag next to you!
FUCK NO BRO!
I'm leaving on TL's terms!
Death by pussy!
I try it everyday!
Calll me and I will lead you to the promised land!
Let my people CUM!
TL
I did not come here to live I came here to die !
P.S - Get vaccinated for Hep 1 , 2 and 3 if it exist !
DATY all day bubbie !
Never share straws though !
Cleanest girls i've known down here !
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05-17-11 19:52 #8
Posts: 62Originally Posted by Zedonkey12 [View Original Post]
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05-17-11 19:36 #7
Posts: 5Clarification
Originally Posted by Lorenzo [View Original Post]
Jackson, why the nasty sarcasm? I'm obviously new to this and simply concerned about health. You make it seem that I think Buenos Aires chicks will unequivocally have STD's. I was just querying the field of people who actually know about Buenos Aires escorts to get a sense of the risk and prevalence of STD's here.
Sorry for bad etiquette I guess
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05-17-11 18:17 #6
Posts: 1885I love the sales strategy
The best comeback (IMO) to this sales approach was delivered by an outlaw named Josie Wales:
Carpetbagger: Your young friend could use some help.
[holds up a bottle of patent medicine]
Carpetbagger: This is it. One dollar a bottle. It works wonders on wounds.
Josey Wales: Works wonders on just about everything, eh?
Carpetbagger: It can do most anything.
Josey Wales: [spits tobacco juice on the carpetbagger's coat] How is it with stains?
I'll bring along a little Redman Golden Blend with me next time.
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05-17-11 15:50 #5
Posts: 62Originally Posted by Jackson [View Original Post]
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05-17-11 15:17 #4
Posts: 823Ialotflmao!
Good one El Jeffe. Happy Mongering All. Toymann
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05-17-11 14:05 #3
Posts: 2556
Venues: 398Originally Posted by Zedonkey12 [View Original Post]
You're right! You will most certainly catch an STD if you fuck the girls here in BA.
It's much safer fucking girls in the USA.
If I were you, I'd stay home.
Thanks,
Jackson
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