Santiago, Chile

[TomJackin]

Thanks for the incredibly detailed post. The google map link does not seem to be working.. Can you repost that?

Try this one:

https://www.google.com/maps/d/u/0/vi...MLV8HIrTxAlKNg

[TravelGuy73]

Thanks for the incredibly detailed post. The google map link does not seem to be working.. Can you repost that?

[Stykler]

Damn, I should have re-read my last post from 2013 before I decided the place was back on my bucket list. Oh well, here is my complete report from December 2016.

{massive Snip}

Would I recommend the city to other mongers; NO!

Thanks Tomjackin for taking the time with your report. You have saved me thousands of $. I owe you a beer! :-).

[TomJackin]

Very complete report.

I'm my next trip south I will have some days at Santiago. Any tips on escort agencies, or independents that could do incalls to my hotel?

Many thanks,

AM.

Sorry, I'm not an escort type of monger. I like to go out and search for myself. Thanks for the nice comment; good luck in BA.

Buenos Aires wins hands down.

I was in BA in 2013 and had a great time. My trip report is still active.

I will be there next month and I hope to have a good time. I know things have changed, but, I'm sure there are still hot women to play in BA.

[Andymarc]

Very complete report.

I'm my next trip south I will have some days at Santiago. Any tips on escort agencies, or independents that could do incalls to my hotel?

Many thanks,

AM.

[Albert Punter]

Buenos Aires wins hands down.

[TomJackin]

Damn, I should have re-read my last post from 2013 before I decided the place was back on my bucket list. Oh well, here is my complete report from December 2016.

First off, I decided to mix the trip with mongering and meeting up with civvies. Well, a lot of that did not work out. I wasn't feeling my best the entire trip as well.

Logistics:

Flight:

I flew AA round trip from San Diego for $1500 and some change. 3 hours to Dallas and another 9 hours to Santiago.

Logging:

I rented a 2-bedroom apartment in a good location, in Bellas Artes. I rented through Airbnb. I paid 80 bucks a night. The place was rather small, but it suited my basic needs.

Money:

The currency in Chile is pesos. The rate was about 1 US dollar to 673 pesos. I just figured that 1000 pesos was $1. 50,10,000 was $15.00 and so forth. I cashed in $100 US at the airport and got a shitty rate of 641 to 1. No passport needed.

But in the city, on Agustinas, between Bandera & Morande, there were several camibo places with different rates. I found a couple that had 670 to 1 rate; so I cashed in there. No passport needed.

I brought almost new $50 notes, but two were marked by a pen. Those notes were declined, but the place next door took the bills.

Tipping in Chile: Here is a real good read on tipping on Trip Advisor:

https://www.tripadvisor.com/Travel-g...Etiquette.html

Duty Free:

There was a Duty Free at the airport, but I did not have to use the service.

Communication:

I have the T-Mobile North American plan. My plan gave me unlimited data at 2 G speed, calls at 20 cents per minute and free texts. Thus, I started using WhatsApp on my regular phone. I started chatting with my Airbnb host before I left. As long as I had a WiFi signal, WhatsApp was free of charge. I was chatting on WhatsApp, Facebook, and Skype; including video calls for no charge whatsoever.

Transportation:

From the airport, I used a regular taxi; 20 K pesos. Because I was leaving Christmas night, I tried to arrange advance transportation, but no one seem to have drivers available. This made me a tad nervous, but I remember reading a TR that stated Uber was in Santiago. Yes, the power of TRs!

So I brought up Uber on my phone, and low and behold, there were some drivers in my area. The driver I had was nervous about being discovered at the airport. When he let me off, we hugged each other like we were best friends. The cost was about half of a regular taxi. And hell, I got a free hug to boot!

Spanish school:

I attended Escuela Newen for two classes a day, Monday through Friday, for one week. I paid for 10 classes, which came out to be just over 17 US per class. Escuela Newen also took my Visa card for the payment.

Food:

The food was good, but could not hold a candle to Lima. I ate and drank at a butt-load of restaurants:
El Diabilto good.
Mambolda tapas sucked, did I mentioned it sucked?
San Remo good.
Fusion Holandesa good late night food.
El Rapido great fast food the Barros Luco!
Bar National really good Chilean dishes.
Juan why Medio. Really good Chilean dishes.
La Piojera great bar and a very good pig leg.

The Women:

Because the trip was to focus on Spanish, I contacted a few women on Latin American Cupid. The ones I contacted had no English speaking skills. This does take time and a lot of effort. All the Latin American Cupid girls were flakes and we never hooked up. I also had some hits on Tinder, but the 3 girls I chatted with wanted at least 150 US for an hour; fuck that.

World Traveler 69: This dude is a serious monger that creates lists and maps of monger venues in several countries. I found Santiago quite boring, so I focused my efforts on helping him update his map of Santiago.

https://www.google.com/maps/d/viewer...285000003&z=12

Monger Venues:

First and foremost venue:

Caf Con Piernas (Coffee with legs) - There are three types:

Type 1: They are respectful cafes with doors open and transparent windows. The women all wear short skirts or tight fitting clothing; pretty fucking boring to say the least. The women looked hot, but I want to touch them dammit! Examples of these cafes are Haiti and Caribe.

Type 2: These places have their windows covered. The girls either wear lingerie or bathing suites. The girls are good looking and nice to practice Spanish with, but nothing sexual will happen.

I found a bunch of these types in one area, in the Galeria Santiago, Av. Libertor Bernardo 949-969. They were all on the bottom floor:

Alibaba.
Ipanema.
Bahia.
Cianal.
Elitte.
Zofanio.
Olimpo.
Starleg.
Marylin.

Type 3: BINGO! These places also have their windows covered; and for a damn good reason; SEX! I found over 20 of these places just walking around the city. The ones I went into, about 12 in total, the lady drink cost 2 K. Some had beer, but most did not. OK, so you buy on drink for the chica, and the heavy petting begins. Once you buy the second drink, sex is offered and prices varied in the cafes. But, 40 K seemed to be the going price at most of the places. I was very surprised how good looking the women were in these places.

Here is one of my experience at #26 no name caf. I was walking around this 5/6 floor shopping center (there were 5 in that mall), more like a strip mall, and when I was walking by one of the places with windows blacked out, the door opened slightly and a hand reached out and beckoned me to enter; I just had to go inside.

It was kind of dark inside and music was playing. The place was small. There were 3 other girls in the place. The girl that grabbed me was pretty. She led me around this makeshift barrier and she had me sit in this makeshift seat (behind the makeshift barrier), I was content. I ordered water and after I bought her one drink, she went to town! She offered me her ass and other body parts. I was a happy camper!

Before I knew what was happening, she had unzipped my jeans and was tugging at the Little Sailor! I was in shock! I guess she had no idea just how timid I was! At that point, she asked me for a second drink; yep, I bought it. Then she told me she wanted to have sex and told me it would cost 40 K. I asked where, and she pointed to the bathroom. I consulted with Little Sailor and we both agreed; let's do this! The Little Sailor and I had a great time!

Strip bars / clubs:

I was determined to gather as much information as possible. In each bar / club, I asked several questions and did my best to write the answers on my trusty note pad. As each night went on, the more I drank. Thus, if I am wrong with any of my notes, feel free to correct me. All the prices are in pesos.

I always drink screwdrivers when I travel, and always with the house vodka; Smirnoff. However, most of the clubs used Absolute.

NOTE: The girls are all business, my guess it is because of house or union rules. If they do not have a drink in front of them, they bail! In many of the places, I turned down buying a drink for a girl, but sure as shit, the next girl came to try to sell her game.

All the clubs in Bellas Artes seemed to have the same menu, as if they were part of some damn union, but the prices varied between the women. Each club required you buy an expensive drink, kind of like an exit fee to the room / VIP area. And none of them had a cover charge.

Club: Puzzle.
Cover charge: None.
My drink: 10 K.
Ficha cost: 14 K.
Sex with one of the girls: I was quoted 50 K for the chica, 40 K for the drink.
Sex on site: Yes.
Number of Chicas: 15-17.
Quality of Chicas: Just OK to good.
Day / time: 11:00 Friday.
Comments: A few chubbys in the place, but nice club.

Club: Night & Day.
Cover charge: None.
My drink: 10 K.
Ficha cost: 14 K.
Sex with one of the girls: Yes, I paid 50 K for the girl, and 40 K for the drink. Sex was in the dark VIP area.
Sex on site: Yes. VIP area.
Number of Chicas: 30+.
Quality of Chicas: Good to very good.
Day / time: 11:30 Friday.
Comments: This place is next to Puzzle; better quality of chicas IMHO.

Club: Lido.
Cover charge: None.
My drink: 10 K.
Ficha cost: 14 K.
Sex with one of the girls: 56 K for a drink, plus what the chica wants.
Sex on site: Yes.
Number of Chicas: 30+.
Quality of Chicas: Good to very good.
Day / time: 12:30 Friday.
Comments: The cocksucking mesero tried to short change me, I talked to the manager and we worked things out; knowing some Spanish helped big time.

Club: Kim.
Cover charge: None.
My drink: 10 K.
Ficha cost: 14 K.
Sex with one of the girls: 56 K for a drink, plus what the chica wants.
Sex on site: Yes.
Number of Chicas: 20+.
Quality of Chicas: Good to very good.
Day / time: 2:00 Friday.
Comments: A very hot chica from the DR was working there, but she wanted way too many pesos!

Club: Stilo 10.
Cover charge: None.
My drink: 10 K.
Ficha cost: 14 K.
Sex with one of the girls: 56 K for a drink, plus what the chica wants.
Sex on site: Yes.
Number of Chicas: 20+.
Quality of Chicas: Good to very good.
Day / time: 2:30 Friday.
Comments: Great looking club!

Club: Free Girls.
Cover charge: None.
My drink: 10 K.
Ficha cost: 14 K.
Sex with one of the girls: The house wanted 75 K and the skank I was with wanted 80 fucking K!
Sex on site: Yes.
Number of Chicas: 8-10.
Quality of Chicas: YUCK!
Day / time: Midnight Saturday.
Comments: The place is a fucking dump with outrageous prices and dumpy chicas!

Club: Show Rojo.
Cover charge: None.
My drink: 10 K.
Ficha cost: 14 K.
Sex with one of the girls: 56 K for a drink, plus what the chica wants.
Sex on site: Yes.
Number of Chicas: 10-12.
Quality of Chicas: Decent to good.
Day / time: 1:00 Saturday.
Comments: Great looking club!
Clubs outside of Bellas Artes: The fichas were various prices; I am quoting the lowest ficha price.

Club: Diosas.
Cover charge: 35 fucking K. I walked!

Club: Fabiano Rossi.
Cover charge: 14 K.
My drink: 16 K.
Ficha cost: 26 K.
Sex with one of the girls: 80 K for the house, plus what the chica wants.
Sex on site: No.
Number of Chicas: 10-12.
Quality of Chicas: Great.
Day / time: 2:00 Saturday.
Comments: The mesero explained to me that before the chica and I left for 2 hours, 4 fiches were required and 80 K for the house, plus, what the chica wanted; seriously?

Club: My Place.
Cover charge: none.
My drink: 10 K.
Ficha cost: 10 K.
Sex with one of the girls: 70 K house /60 K chica on site.
Sex on site: Yes / off site 80 K house.
Number of Chicas: 5.
Quality of Chicas: good.
Day / time: Thursday at 11.
Comments: Small, but cozy club.

Club: Club de Toby.
Cover charge: none.
My drink: 17 K.
Ficha cost: not sure.
Sex with one of the girls: It was unclear, the mesero wrote down 250 K total, house and chica. Hopefully the price was in dollars, but I think the quote was in pesos; damn!
Sex on site: yes.
Number of Chicas: 15.
Quality of Chicas: very good.
Day / time: Thursday at 11:30.
Comments: nice club, but pricy.

Club: Platinum.
Cover charge: 30 K included 1 drink.
My drink: not sure, I got 2 free drink tickets from the taxi driver.
Ficha cost: 40.
Sex with one of the girls: 100 K house, 100 K+ for the chica.
Sex on site: yes.
Number of Chicas: 25-30.
Quality of Chicas: very good.
Day / time: 1:30 am that same Thursday evening.
Comments: A great looking club, but the prices were off the chart!

Street Walkers:

I saw quite a few around the corners of Santo Domingo and Veintiuno de Mayo, especially on the weekend evenings. Also there were some on San Antonio, between Santo Domingo and Monjitas. Some of them looked like trannies; be careful mates.

Conclusion:

I found Santiago boring, dirty, and expensive. There were a lot of places to monger; but with over the top pricing. It's a huge tourist city with way too many gringos as far as I'm concerned. If you want to travel that far south, I would recommend Buenos Aires instead. Having said that, I have no regrets. I enjoyed romping through the city, and had some good food to boot.

Would I recommend the city to other mongers; NO!

[TomJackin]

I went to Santiago de Chile twice, as part of my hobby to visit more latin countries. Now that I got the experience, it is doubtful I would return anytime soon.

However, if money is no object, it has expensive but very good high end clubs, including what I still consider the best nightclub I've been to in the world, Platinum (slightly edging out Le Palace in Panama). Loaded with elegantly dressed 9's. The hottest ones were mostly from other countries though, Colombia, Brasil, Argentina. They come to work at the Chile clubs for the $$$$$.

Many thanks!

Chile is now off my bucket list!

[Esten]

I went to Santiago de Chile twice, as part of my hobby to visit more latin countries. Now that I got the experience, it is doubtful I would return anytime soon.

However, if money is no object, it has expensive but very good high end clubs, including what I still consider the best nightclub I've been to in the world, Platinum (slightly edging out Le Palace in Panama). Loaded with elegantly dressed 9's. The hottest ones were mostly from other countries though, Colombia, Brasil, Argentina. They come to work at the Chile clubs for the $$$$$.

[TejanoLibre]

I PMed the previous poster with some specific do not recommend suggestions, but as a general do not recommend, please avoid escortschile.com, which I believe is the same agency as escortssantiago.

I thought the negative posts I read about Santiago were just because everyone was being a Cheap Charlie. But the service from the girls this very expensive escort agency sent was terrible.

I have mongered in at least eight countries including the higher-end US market, and Santiago was by far the worst maket I have ever encountered.I have no idea why it is so bad.

The country is full of Ultra Catholic Spaniards without the benefit of the other European mixes that we have here .

Result :

Ugly woman that don't fuck !

Use to be a miracle to get laid in Chile !

One of the last civilized countries in the world to legalize divorce !

Fuck That !

TL

[Mongerer88]

I PMed the previous poster with some specific do not recommend suggestions, but as a general do not recommend, please avoid escortschile.com, which I believe is the same agency as escortssantiago.

I thought the negative posts I read about Santiago were just because everyone was being a Cheap Charlie. But the service from the girls this very expensive escort agency sent was terrible.

I have mongered in at least eight countries including the higher-end US market, and Santiago was by far the worst maket I have ever encountered.

I have no idea why it is so bad.

[DrakeCapital]

May be there next month. Any suggestions.

I lived there 6 months and couldn't wait to leave. The seafood was excellent and countryside beautiful, but the women are repulsive in my opinion. I guess it was ok when I was coming directly from the US with all the short-haired fatties up there, but now that I've been in South America for almost a year, I can say Chilenas are by far the bottom of the barrel. If paying for sex in Chile, find a foreign girl (Colombian, Argentine, etc). Prices much higher, and the service worse in Chile than anyplace I've been including Costa Rica, and only a very small step better than the US, which isn't saying much.

I would save my money and spend much less on ladies that are 5x better in several countries down here. Good luck and let us know how Chile works out, if you have to go for some other reason.

[Cowboy2]

May be there next month. Any suggestions.

[Esten]

Esten,

You are a legend with directions, I found the spot you talked about no problems, and yes you are right, the place is dodgy indeed, so anyone venturing here should ensure they are street smart.

I managed to get an enthusiastic CBJ and FS in a small room at the back from an "ok" looking Chica (nice boobs though) all for 25K pesos.

Next stop Bs' A's and I am looking for someone to show me around, lack of spanish on my part was certainly a handicap but I managed to make my way around.

If anyone of you mongers is willing to show a newby around, I will be pleased, I'm in B'sA's from this Friday till next Wed.

Cheers Guys,

You reported back.... awesome! Glad to hear you found the place and got some action. Have fun in BA, definately better than Santiago.

[Mike Moyo]

Esten,

You are a legend with directions, I found the spot you talked about no problems, and yes you are right, the place is dodgy indeed, so anyone venturing here should ensure they are street smart.

I managed to get an enthusiastic CBJ and FS in a small room at the back from an "ok" looking Chica (nice boobs though) all for 25K pesos.

Next stop Bs' A's and I am looking for someone to show me around, lack of spanish on my part was certainly a handicap but I managed to make my way around.

If anyone of you mongers is willing to show a newby around, I will be pleased, I'm in B'sA's from this Friday till next Wed.

Cheers Guys,

Through the miracle of the internet you are in luck. I only remembered where it was in my head, no name or address, but found it on google with a photo too.

SYRIAN COFFEE BREAK II, Diagonal Cervantes 802, Local 11.

http://surruido.com/wp-content/uploa.../10/cafe-3.JPG

From Plaza de Armas (a large square and also a Metro) , walk down 21 de Mayo and take the right fork in the road onto Diagonal Cervantes. The street numbers 766-802 correspond to a U-shaped walkway full of these cafes (ie. There are 2 entrances to the walkway). The cafe I went to was near the further entrance (nearer Av. Esmeralda). The cafe is #11 which you can see in the photo, and is across from Cine Apolo. The area is a bit sleazy and you might find the special treatment at the other cafes there as well. Report back if you go. Not sure about the english don't count on it.