Uruguay 343 1st floor

[Member #3320]

This has always been a lower end place but was acceptable for a 150 peso BBBJ. I was in there Saturday and it was FUCKING DISGUSTING. I wouldn't even sit on that bed with my clothes on let alone remove them. The chicas were all HUGE. Still safe and a bargain but I'll be avoiding it.

So did you fuck eventually that day?

[Daddy Rulz]

This has always been a lower end place but was acceptable for a 150 peso BBBJ. I was in there Saturday and it was FUCKING DISGUSTING. I wouldn't even sit on that bed with my clothes on let alone remove them. The chicas were all HUGE. Still safe and a bargain but I'll be avoiding it.

Unfortunately for me, Ivon was the best this place had to offer at night when I was in BUE last June / early July. I lived very close to it but, as someone else said, it is best to avoid this place altogether. Being myself an "argentino", $150- pesos is not dirty cheap, just cheap. Beware those of you who look for dirty cheap deals, as the "dirty" part part (premises, sheets, walls, bath) is assured at this decadent place. I hope there is a major improvement next year, and therefore change its tendency towards implosion. I used to spend lots of money there, but now its mixture of subpar "cheap privado girls" and the geological layers of filth accumulated there makes for a really unpleasant moment.

The girl is OK, but not worthy of going through all the hassle of getting her out of there for a couple of hours for a fuck under sanitary conditions.

I hope my 2nd report is useful and I wish you good luck.

[Fangulo]

Unfortunately for me, Ivon was the best this place had to offer at night when I was in BUE last June / early July. I lived very close to it but, as someone else said, it is best to avoid this place altogether. Being myself an "argentino", $150- pesos is not dirty cheap, just cheap. Beware those of you who look for dirty cheap deals, as the "dirty" part part (premises, sheets, walls, bath) is assured at this decadent place. I hope there is a major improvement next year, and therefore change its tendency towards implosion. I used to spend lots of money there, but now its mixture of subpar "cheap privado girls" and the geological layers of filth accumulated there makes for a really unpleasant moment.

The girl is OK, but not worthy of going through all the hassle of getting her out of there for a couple of hours for a fuck under sanitary conditions.

I hope my 2nd report is useful and I wish you good luck.

Nastiest lineup ever seen in BA at around 8pm last night. Over 10 chicas shown. Totally a pathetic lineup.

There are booths as well for 50p 5 min / 10min salad tossing etc. Not my thing.

[TejanoLibre]

If she is the best this place has to offer, best to avoid it completely. She fucking fell asleep on me after 20 minutes and just lay there snoring while I lamented spending anything on her. She shouldn't work all those hours if she's going to crap out like that.

Ever since Laura and Cristal left, Uruguay 343 has had nothing good to offer. I'll spend another 20 and 30 pesos and take my business elsewhere.

I did ask what anyone could expect for $150. 00 pesos.

Best looking may not mean best service, working 9pm till 7am must be tough too.

I have seen her go non-stop and I have seen her want to go to sleep too.

I call and I ask her if she is tired or if she wants to have sex.

She is honest enough to tell me when she is tired and when she is ready to work.

She just tells me to call back in a few days. I guess that she gets picked-out a lot and never gets to rest.

And in NO WAY WHATSOEVER is she my type of girl so don't get me wrong!

But for $150. 00 on a Sunday night at around 9pm it's better than nothing.

I guess you could have complained or switched-out girls.

Thanks,

TL

[TejanoLibre]

Nastiest lineup ever seen in BA at around 8pm last night. Over 10 chicas shown. Totally a pathetic lineup.

There are booths as well for 50p 5 min / 10min salad tossing etc. Not my thing.

What do YOU expect for $150. 00 pesos?

Something nice!

The booths are their waiting rooms I think?

I have stood inside the booth while the other Johns are let out since they don't have a real waiting room and the other bedrooms must have been occupied.

Never heard of 50p for 5 minutes.

That's a ripoff!

I told you Ivon is the only girl to see if you want a big, nasty ride with a pretty face!

She works from about 9pm till 8am .

She was not in the line-up .


TL

[Lgover]

Nastiest lineup ever seen in BA at around 8pm last night. Over 10 chicas shown. Totally a pathetic lineup.

There are booths as well for 50p 5 min / 10min salad tossing etc. Not my thing.

Or the Police!

TL

[TejanoLibre]

Good thing it wasn't a gf trying to track you down!

Or the Police!

TL

[SunSeeker]

This is the strangest thing that has ever happened to me in BA!

Someone actually called Uruguay 343 and asked to speak to El Tejano!

WTF?

Good thing it wasn't a gf trying to track you down!

[TejanoLibre]

As Promised, Ivon from Uruguay 343 :

I had not been to a Privado for myself in years untill tonight.

Of course I always take the Boys to certain Privados when we are doing a Club, Boliche and Privado Tour but I never go on my own.

Friday night I took one of the boys to Uruguay 343 and I helped him pick-out Ivon.

He loved her performance so I was intrigued and tonight I did not have any girls coming over so I decided to go see Ivon.

The pictures are a bit photo-shopped but so Is my Facebook Picture!

Ivon :

Dark Hair. 5ft. 91/2in. Tall, light skinned, B plus cups, cat-like eyes, ALL LEGS and one of those music video butts!

If you like a tall, medium girl with a beautiful big butt to sit on your dick then you need not look any farther or pay stupid Gringo pricing!

You definitely need to call and make an appointment because she is the prettiest girl there.

Her off day is Thursday and she works from 9pm until 7:30am.

I know that I will be sore tomorrow after being with her for an hour!

Did my normal 20/20/20 with her and she was into the whole deal.

That's 20 min. BBBJ. 20 min. Vaginal in every position and 20 min. BBBJCIM.

Not a "Cum Dodger" in any way!

I actually think she swallowed.

You can play around in the backyard but you can't stick it in.

Too bad!

Best $150. 00 peso ride when it's that kind of night or desire.

Shit, this is Sunday night!

Go see Ivon and like always, be sure and tell her Ramiro sent you!

TL.

P. S. The rooms are nice enough and clean enough for ANYBODY! Large mirrors so you can watch Ivon's big butt sticking up in the air while she is giving you head!

This is the strangest thing that has ever happened to me in BA!

Someone actually called Uruguay 343 and asked to speak to El Tejano!

WTF?

It's not my office or my business and I have no ties to it in any way!

I wish it was my office !

I posted that I would be there at 9pm and someone called the place looking for me!

How odd is that?

Can you imagine going to a Privado and they tell you that someone called looking for you?

WTF?

Obviously it was someone that read my post and reads this board.

Like I said before, this town is shrinking!

TL.

Still, if you want a nice ride you must go see Ivon.

Artisttype! She has YOUR name stamped on her fucking beautiful big butt!

Perfect to smother you with!

How odd!

[TejanoLibre]

I have a 9pm session with Ivon at Uruguay 343 tonight.

At $150. 00 it's a great deal.

I met her the other night but tonight I will take a test drive for the boys.

Very pretty face!

http://www.gozanos.net/escorts/Ivon_4373-3155_80.htm

Will post a review later!

P. S . This is one of Jackson's sponsors.

As Promised, Ivon from Uruguay 343 :

I had not been to a Privado for myself in years untill tonight.

Of course I always take the Boys to certain Privados when we are doing a Club, Boliche and Privado Tour but I never go on my own.

Friday night I took one of the boys to Uruguay 343 and I helped him pick-out Ivon.

He loved her performance so I was intrigued and tonight I did not have any girls coming over so I decided to go see Ivon.

The pictures are a bit photo-shopped but so Is my Facebook Picture!

Ivon :

Dark Hair. 5ft. 91/2in. Tall, light skinned, B plus cups, cat-like eyes, ALL LEGS and one of those music video butts!

If you like a tall, medium girl with a beautiful big butt to sit on your dick then you need not look any farther or pay stupid Gringo pricing!

You definitely need to call and make an appointment because she is the prettiest girl there.

Her off day is Thursday and she works from 9pm until 7:30am.

I know that I will be sore tomorrow after being with her for an hour!

Did my normal 20/20/20 with her and she was into the whole deal.

That's 20 min. BBBJ. 20 min. Vaginal in every position and 20 min. BBBJCIM.

Not a "Cum Dodger" in any way!

I actually think she swallowed.

You can play around in the backyard but you can't stick it in.

Too bad!

Best $150. 00 peso ride when it's that kind of night or desire.

Shit, this is Sunday night!

Go see Ivon and like always, be sure and tell her Ramiro sent you!

TL

P.S - The rooms are nice enough and clean enough for ANYBODY ! Large mirrors so you can watch Ivon's big butt sticking up in the air while she is giving you head !

[TejanoLibre]

I have a 9pm session with Ivon at Uruguay 343 tonight.

At $150. 00 it's a great deal.

I met her the other night but tonight I will take a test drive for the boys.

Very pretty face!

http://www.gozanos.net/escorts/Ivon_4373-3155_80.htm

Will post a review later!

P.S - This is one of Jackson's sponsors .

[Tbubr]

4 girls on duty today a Sunday. 2 not attractive to me and two were. One was maybe 25 the other at least 40. Went with experience. Cost was 150 for the hour plus tip for BBBJ or cola.

I was not disappointed.

[JohnTodd]

Visited Uruguay 343 Friday afternoon, went to the tiny cubicle on the 1st floor, was introduced to three ladies, I choose one, I could not catch her name but she was about 25 yrs old dark hair medimum built 36C's and very pretty. The first floor was undergoing remodeling, so they took me to the second floor. The lady's service was total GFE, although we could not communicate verbally, I enjoyed my visit. The cost for a full hour was $150 pesos. The lady was from Paraguay.

I have been there in the past and definately will return. Note I was unable to find the lady's photo on their website, the other two ladies were 7's.

[Zanny]

Uruguay 343. 7pm on a weekday, easy to access, but the place is really run down, the bedsheets looked really used. Room had decent amount of light. There were also these little phone booths with curtains, there were also guys waiting inside these. Was presented with 3 chicas, one was in street clothes because it was near the shift change, then my friend saw another one show up, plus we saw a cute blond spinner come out of a room wearing a towel. Of the 3, two were doable IMHO and I chose Maya who had a cute face, nice dark skin and curly hair. It took a while for the madame to come back so I could make my choice, and another few minutes for maya to show up again. I had a good session even though she did not allow kissing on the mouth, Maya had a tight body, great smile, soft skin, real B cups with nice nipples and a shaved pussy. She was reluctant to open her legs so I started by licking her nipples and fingering her clit, then when it was time I grabbed a condom and she went straight to cowgirl and skipped the blowjob. I figure if she skips it, I am not going to force the issue, as she obviously doesn't like it, and therefore won't be good at it. Stayed in cowgirl until completion. On the way out there were two guys waiting on the stairs to get in, and another at the front door as I was on my way out.

For a quick 100 peso half hour session, it was quite enjoyable.

Better to go here when it is not busy, in the morning or around 3pm I guess.

[Josht69]

I went to this place my first day in BsAs. 30 April, a cold afternoon. There were only two chicas. I went with Marlen, a little heavy, but attractive Paraguayan. It was 100 p for 30 min, which was enough for my jet lagged self. She was enthusiastic. DFK, BBBJ, DATY, did not even ask about anal. I stopped there again late on Saturday, and there were several chicas, but all ugly, in my opinion. I was elsewhere in Argentina for the following week, and stopped by there today (Saturday afternoon). Again, only two chicas, both ugly. The place is a dump, while Esmerelda 517 and Tucuman 811 are qite nicely decorated.