Cafe Iberia

[TejanoLibre]

Stopped here for a coffee with a fellow board member after dinner tonight. We sat down outside at about 11:30ish with a "normal crowd." Around 12:00ish some obvious working girls started showing up. All came inside and went upstairs. Around 12-30-1:00 seems the rules changed and girls came downstairs. By 1:00 the bar was fully enveloped with Gatos why Putenyeros, obviously working deals at tables both inside and out. Unfortunatly with the exception of one Madura (my guess around early to mid 40's) who obviously was working to maintain the money maker, trim figure, nice boobage on display, not bad skin, they were without a doubt the ugliest group of hookers this monger has ever seen. Not quite enough to push me to the dark side but getting close.

Reasons for optimism;

1. Saturday night, as we all know, is house pig night. Will chech back in the week as a favor to the rest and report.

2. Talent follows money, everybody has been BEMOANING the loss of Excedra. Perhaps if the AP coffee house guys started making it a more regualar watering hole things might change.

3. This was OBVIOUSLY happening with full management blessing which would be a reversal of policy.

The Chicas are there every night of the week but more so during the week days.

Upstairs is the smoking section so if you walk by and don't see any they may be upstairs.

The talent is usually really subpar but occasionally you will find a decent girl there like Sabrina.

Tall, thin, blonde and young.

There are 4 or 5 Dominicans there too on any given night.

8 years ago they had 3 excellent girls working out of there.

Cynthia and Mari came to live with me for a year or so and the third girl went to prison for almost 8 years.

She was busted at the airport on her way to Spain because her luggage was about 4 kilos over the limit!

She was so hot before she went in and now she looks awful!

Still one of the only places to have a drink late at night in hopes of scoring without the pressures of a club or boliche.

A mini X it is.

TL

[Daddy Rulz]

Stopped here for a coffee with a fellow board member after dinner tonight. We sat down outside at about 11:30ish with a "normal crowd." Around 12:00ish some obvious working girls started showing up. All came inside and went upstairs. Around 12-30-1:00 seems the rules changed and girls came downstairs. By 1:00 the bar was fully enveloped with Gatos why Putenyeros, obviously working deals at tables both inside and out. Unfortunatly with the exception of one Madura (my guess around early to mid 40's) who obviously was working to maintain the money maker, trim figure, nice boobage on display, not bad skin, they were without a doubt the ugliest group of hookers this monger has ever seen. Not quite enough to push me to the dark side but getting close.

Reasons for optimism;

1. Saturday night, as we all know, is house pig night. Will chech back in the week as a favor to the rest and report.

2. Talent follows money, everybody has been BEMOANING the loss of Excedra. Perhaps if the AP coffee house guys started making it a more regualar watering hole things might change.

3. This was OBVIOUSLY happening with full management blessing which would be a reversal of policy.

[WorldTravel69]

It is most likely cold outside, so go inside toward the men's room and go upstairs, that is where a few should be. I would say between midnight and 1am.

I walked by at 3 am and there were no chicas.

[Gato Hunter]

I walked by at 3 am and there were no chicas.

[El Perro]

Since I am only here for a few more days, we must depend on Doggboy, or TL.

TL knows a lot, but I think Doggboy is keeping secrets, Like the movie "El Secreto es in sus Ojos"

Secrets? Nice movie, but no secrets about Cafe Iberia. I haven't been there in a long time despite Cigar Eric giving the place a weak thumbs up from time to time.

The last time I was there, many months ago, there were three aging chicas that looked like the witches from Macbeth.

[Member #3320]

TL knows a lot, but I think Doggboy is keeping secrets, Like the movie "El Secreto es in sus Ojos"

The hot chicks have to protected from turning them into golden pussys!

[WorldTravel69]

After dinner with my profesora Laura, Me and my Amigo Derchef, proceeded to Iberia to check out the scene.

At around 1am there where at least 12-15 chicas, not upstairs, but all around. I think maybe because the local stage show is closed. They used to have a lot of older couples there after the show. Maybe we are in luck, no more shows.

Since I am only here for a few more days, we must depend on Doggboy, or TL.

TL knows a lot, but I think Doggboy is keeping secrets, Like the movie "El Secreto es in sus Ojos"

Anyway, it looks like he best bet. All from late 20s up. If I hadn't got off earlier, I might have been ready for round two.

[WorldTravel69]

TL and I were there from 12am to 2am.

I saw about 5 chicas at the most. Nothing younger than say late 20s.

The three that we talked to, did not know Sydney.

Nothing I saw got me stirred up.

But, it may be the only place left after 2am.

The cheapest coffee was 6 pesos. 9 pesos with milk.

[BayBoy]

Horrible chicas. Some of them younger than the bats from hell in Checkers, but still ugly as all get out.

Thats really 'FEA'. It was never a Cafe that had lookers, even before the remodel back in the day. Oh, how I wish Exedra would come back. Always had a good crowd there.

Well at least there's a few chicas in Iberia.

[El Perro]

I haven't been to Buenos Aires in about 3 1/2 years. Been hanging out mostly in Colombia. Was just wondering what the action scene is at Cafe Iberia. Anybody been over there lately? Any chicas on premises?

Bayboy

I dropped into Iberia once about three months ago. Maybe about 11pm. Horrible chicas. Some of them younger than the bats from hell in Checkers, but still ugly as all get out.

BTW, I dropped into Checkers recently late on Saturday. If Fellini was alive he would be shooting there. All it lacks is a tatooed midget and a broken down pony.

[BayBoy]

I haven't been to Buenos Aires in about 3 1/2 years. Been hanging out mostly in Colombia. Was just wondering what the action scene is at Cafe Iberia. Anybody been over there lately? Any chicas on premises?

Bayboy

[Sceptical]

Why don't you open a restaurant near this cafe?

You could do worse.

[Rioboy1]

I got a nice 19yr old chica Belan from here to stay with me for 2 days of whatever I needed, 250 pessos per session, but she agreed to keep on staying with me, she has lost her appartment, and arrived for our date with siutcase.

I will try to post photo later. She is sweet, and young, do recomend.

[Exon123]

And your girlfriend too, Exon. As well as a lot of other guys, heh heh heh!

I've not seen the girl in at least two years, so things could have definitely changed in the interim. However, the girl I hired back then wasn't that type. She was in fact a pretty sweet provider, almost the "hooker with a heart of gold" type.

So - keeping in mind that fact that anything is possible, I would say that based on personal experience it's more likely that second girl was full of shit and jealous, rather than accurately relating truthful dirt on Michelle. These chicas tell dirt about each other all the time, and often it is nothing more than marketing themselves by tearing down the competition. Moreover, even if Michelle wouldn't want to drug and rob a guy, my advice would be not to leave any money or valuable objects around in the presence of any hooker. Even "honest" ones are capable of stealing stuff that's not locked down.

P. S. By the way Michelle's ass was not so big, once upon a time!

I tend to agree with you Hunt, I've never seen that side of Michelle and wonder if it exist's.

Exon

[Hunt99]

Very interesting, I didn't know Michelle was capable of that, too bad.

Michelle was one of Hunt 99 girlfriends.

Exon

And your girlfriend too, Exon. As well as a lot of other guys, heh heh heh!

I've not seen the girl in at least two years, so things could have definitely changed in the interim. However, the girl I hired back then wasn't that type. She was in fact a pretty sweet provider, almost the "hooker with a heart of gold" type.

So - keeping in mind that fact that anything is possible, I would say that based on personal experience it's more likely that second girl was full of shit and jealous, rather than accurately relating truthful dirt on Michelle. These chicas tell dirt about each other all the time, and often it is nothing more than marketing themselves by tearing down the competition. Moreover, even if Michelle wouldn't want to drug and rob a guy, my advice would be not to leave any money or valuable objects around in the presence of any hooker. Even "honest" ones are capable of stealing stuff that's not locked down.

P. S. By the way Michelle's ass was not so big, once upon a time!