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05-14-17 13:49 #342
Posts: 3Argntina Porn
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05-13-17 20:30 #341
Posts: 3040Are We Not Surprised That He Lasted So Long ?
Originally Posted by MalbecEze [View Original Post]
Keeping him would appear as if it was a reward for Election Assistance.
The Dems wanted his Head on a Silver Platter immediately at first.
Now they are Defending him ?
Fuck Politics !
TL.
He should have received The Medal of Honor !
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05-13-17 13:49 #340
Posts: 7James Comey
Whaddya get when you cross FBI Director.
James Comey ... With Randy Travis ?
"Here I'm sitting alone.
Diggin up bones" !
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6AaHrOYpi0
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05-13-17 13:46 #339
Posts: 7Ual
Heard the United Air Lines Flight Attendants are.
Now being called "drag queens".
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05-05-17 17:10 #338
Posts: 2808This post reminds me of a joke
Originally Posted by Doppelganger [View Original Post]
She's hot, no doubt, I've seen her, I've seen her nearly naked, she's not a Pagani, a nice caddy maybe, with good lighting a Mercedes. If you're paying for a Pagani, you should get one.
I'm actually a fan of the lady. He marketing is brilliant, by saying that not everybody can afford her, that only men with exquisite taste can afford her, she's guaranteed to find two or three that are going to want to let everybody else know that they do in fact have exquisite taste and can afford her.".
Tip o the hat.
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04-23-17 19:26 #337
Posts: 16Originally Posted by WorldTravel69 [View Original Post]
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04-23-17 18:48 #336
Posts: 2700Paula Jones and Trump
Funny how Trump gets into this.
http://www.motherjones.com/politics/...legal-troubles
Originally Posted by Myolta [View Original Post]
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04-23-17 18:03 #335
Posts: 16Originally Posted by WorldTravel69 [View Original Post]
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04-23-17 17:40 #334
Posts: 2700Consensual Sex
If it is Consensual how does that make him a Pervert?
Originally Posted by Myolta [View Original Post]
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04-20-17 18:55 #333
Posts: 16Originally Posted by WorldTravel69 [View Original Post]
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04-19-17 17:48 #332
Posts: 2700The Biggest Joke
Is off the Air.
Sorry Jackson.
I could not resist.
Say Goodbye to Bill O'Reilly the pervert.
He should have ran for President, then it would not matter.
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02-21-17 17:11 #331
Posts: 47Joke
So this white guy goes to Hospital to see he white wife who is having a baby....
On arrive the nurse says Congratulations Sir you have 5 x baby boys.......
He says Well...Really i am not surprised because I have a very BIG Chimney...
Nurse says...If I were you I would clean it because all your boys are Black......
Sly.
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12-31-15 21:29 #330
Posts: 2700Happy Holidays
With the Holidays close upon us, I would like to share a personal experience with my friends about drinking and driving.
As you know, some of us have been known to have brushes with the authorities from time to time, often on the way home after a "social session" with family or friends.
Well, two days ago, this happened to me. I was out for an evening with friends and had more than several whiskies followed by a couple of bottles of rather nice red wine and vodka shots. Although relaxed, I still had the common sense to know I was slightly over the limit. That's when I did something I've never done before - I took a taxi home!
Sure enough on the way there was a police roadblock, but since it was a taxi they waved it past and I arrived home safely without incident.
This was a real surprise to me, because I had never driven a taxi before. I don't know where I got it, and now that it's in my garage I don't know what to do with it..
So anyway, if you want to borrow it give me a call.
Happy Holidays and be safe out there.
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11-07-15 22:34 #329
Posts: 30Another Lawyer Joke
What's the difference between a flea and a lawyer? One is a bloodsucking parasite and the other is a small insect.
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11-07-15 10:52 #328
Posts: 3040Wheaties
Look what can happen if you eat Wheaties for 38 years:
TL.